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Unofficial Golden Wheelchair 4/10/08 Edition

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Yauch. This bitch is for you:

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After a long hiatus of the fabled Golden Wheelchair Award the Committee is proud to award Yauch with this stunning JPEG. It has been a long time since NS has had a worthy nominee but Yauch has in fact outdone himself. When you find yourself reading a ridiculously absurd comment that makes absolutely no sense and seems completely irrational, you look to the left to see which dazzling member of Newschoolers.com wrote this tidbit. 8.76 times out of 10 Yauch will be the scribe. You can re-live his brilliant thoughts on skiing while reading gems such as "Having to include 1 girl per team is what Killed the Orage Masters" and "Warren miller hates newschool kids?" and countless other yet to be created masterpieces.

So today we salute Yauch!

Apr 10 2008 8:58PM

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i won a golden wheelchair award once...

Apr 10 2008 9:03PM

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Crazy Fool

those arnt even the best! remember the thread about how black people are incapable of proper grammar because the muscles in their jaw are so different from white people? also his bamf story about running from the cops? shits GOLD

Apr 10 2008 9:11PM

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Crazy Fool

not even a hilarious quote? lame.

Apr 10 2008 9:22PM

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@th1337

that's my trick wheelchair

Apr 10 2008 9:24PM

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Insane

Yauch is a fuckin idiot and a postwhore. quality combonation

Apr 10 2008 9:27PM

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Crazy Fool

epic pwnage.

Apr 10 2008 9:31PM

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Crazy Fool

every post of his in this thread
https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/354055/

Apr 10 2008 10:53PM

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Crazy Fool

Yauch has said some dumb shit but that Courage Crew kid takes it hands down.

Apr 10 2008 10:57PM

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who is bluntman420?

Apr 10 2008 11:05PM

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Crazy Fool

yea fer cereal

i was a nominee once

Apr 10 2008 11:29PM

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No Life

that wheel chair has some sick nasty camber

Apr 10 2008 11:59PM

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@th1337

I dunno, but hes going to be the next official GW winner for making this thread.

Apr 11 2008 12:05AM

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nah grman takes it

Apr 11 2008 9:41AM

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Crazy Fool

Yauch is annoying AND stupid...he takes the cake

Apr 11 2008 10:01AM

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No Life

Yauch seems deserving of the award but I'll have to agree with rowen on this one.
would like to see another golden wheelchair given away soon, though..

Apr 13 2008 7:48PM

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Lame

haha.... well done

Apr 13 2008 8:33PM

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This wheelchair is blasphemy. There is no man here cynical enough to do a proper Golden Wheelchair award. You guys didn't even add the epic quote. To my NS knowledge there is only one possible absolute asshole who could properly dish this out, and that is JD. Nice try though.

Apr 13 2008 8:44PM

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very true JD is an asshole, but he doesn't deserve the wheel chair because he isn't stupid and annoying like yauch.

Apr 13 2008 8:59PM

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I think you read me wrong hombre, I think he is the only one who can properly award it.

Apr 13 2008 9:02PM

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yauch is a dipshit

Apr 13 2008 9:49PM

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Insane

i nominate lil g

Apr 13 2008 10:21PM

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Attention Fellow Newschoolers.

This thread is a fake. In no way, shape, or from did The Golden Wheelchair Designation of Ignorance Committee endorse or commission the creation of this thread. We have our standards, and this thread falls far short of them. We claim no responsibility for this abomination.

Quinny out.

Apr 13 2008 10:35PM

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Insane

naw grman needs a piano dropped on his head

Apr 13 2008 11:53PM

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Insane

amen

Apr 14 2008 12:07AM

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Crazy Fool

You sound like a bunch of elitist cunts.

Apr 14 2008 10:35AM

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Crazy Fool

The aura is there.

I'm still waiting for PhaedeD9th to get his chair.

Apr 14 2008 10:39AM

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Insane

thats because he is

Apr 14 2008 10:49AM

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haha its so ture, congrats YAUCH man.

Apr 14 2008 12:11PM

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@th1337

Why thank you!

This is not a golden wheelchair thread. The threadstarter is banned because I felt like it. Okay, not really, but don't pull this crap again.

Apr 14 2008 8:45PM

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@th1337

Haha, let the nostalgia loose!

Apr 14 2008 8:48PM

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Crazy Fool

unless bluntman is an alias, i think you gotta have more than 20 posts to go out giving GWs

Apr 14 2008 8:51PM

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No Life

it is obviously an alias

Apr 14 2008 9:02PM

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Insane

hes my alias

Ha! fooled yall..

Apr 14 2008 10:59PM

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Addict

Well...he has been here longer than anyone in this thread so....I'd say he can give out the golden wheel chair

Apr 14 2008 11:21PM

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No Life

naw

Apr 15 2008 3:12PM

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haha. that shit was funny. and i'm surprised that the golden wheelchair designation of ignorance committee hadn't already nominated yauch.

Apr 15 2008 4:46PM

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i nominate THATS_STREET. look at the thread "Absolutely Destroyed", what a tool.

Apr 15 2008 4:49PM

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Blasphemy!

p.s. JD cry about it bud

Jul 6 2008 11:56AM

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Insane

^^Thats for the people demanding quotes

I nominate rastafafail allthough ive seen only like 5 of her posts, but she annoys the shit out of me

Jul 6 2008 3:03PM

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TheButterHashira

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Crazy Fool

Me too. I think skiierman has won the most but I'm not sure.

Jul 6 2008 3:29PM

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No Life

bahahahaha
fer real??

Jul 6 2008 4:39PM

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