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quebecfreestyler
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Me and Darryl Hunt where on NS this morning and theres was someone else online but he was invisible. WE both think that it was the online Alien. This thing is really dangerous and if you see it .... kill it.
The only way to kill that thing is to hit it with a platic spoon until it stop moving......


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Jun 15 2001 2:14PM
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WillBallin
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what are u talking about???????????


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Jun 15 2001 2:27PM
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yeti
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LOL...i've got a big spoon with it's name on it

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Jun 15 2001 2:33PM
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Billups
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beat it with a plastic spoon...lol
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Jun 15 2001 2:46PM
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WillBallin
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Ok ive got my spoon ready too


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Jun 15 2001 2:47PM
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quebecfreestyler
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Imagine how painfull it is to get killed by a plastic spoon.....


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WillBallin
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ya.... one of my friends always says ill dig ur heart out with a rusty spoon... i think its from a movie... anybody know??


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quebecfreestyler
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Nope but I have to see this movie


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WillBallin
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lol


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Jun 15 2001 5:13PM
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Billups
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i think that's from some Robin hood movie, my little brother is obsessed with them.
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Jun 15 2001 5:28PM
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Drail
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i hope the Alien didn't find out where i live....i'm scared to fall asleep tonight, he's going to come and anal probe me through the computer.
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Jun 15 2001 6:51PM
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quebecfreestyler
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Darryl, you are so disgusting today....

I wont sleep cause I'm afraid of it...


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Jun 15 2001 10:29PM
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Prins
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Don't have any plastic spoons but I have a spork of death. That work?

Who ever invented the spork is a GENIOUS!!!

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Jun 16 2001 9:14AM
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quebecfreestyler
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there's only one way to kill it: the plastic spoon trick.


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Jun 16 2001 10:15AM
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clarke
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what does the alien look like?
-!@#$%^&*[~{clarke}~]*&^%$#@!-
(the symbols make it look cool)
Jun 16 2001 10:17AM
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quebecfreestyler
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He look like dave amiraut......


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Digital_Dave
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'There is no spoon.' - Matrix

Looks like me, damn that is one fine lookin alien. He's a sophisticated alien sent back through time and space to satisfy one lucky woman.

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Jun 16 2001 10:29AM
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quebecfreestyler
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I was kidiing it looks like the damn snow man on ski free!!!!!!


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Billups
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if it looks like the snowman it needs to be beaten with great prejudice.
Chris
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Jun 16 2001 2:28PM
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WillBallin
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OZSKIER i liked the quote u used that was funny as hell when i read it...


Any1 else think this thread makes no sense???

Oh well its funny


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Jun 16 2001 3:09PM
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Digital_Dave
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Glad you enjoyed it.

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Jun 16 2001 3:48PM
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hanklambo
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my older borther beat me up with a metal spoon...no joke, it hurt, he kept hitting me with it, he hit me over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over
hey...if u put those two words together u get a town where alot of the kids in my school live...andover
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Jun 16 2001 4:02PM
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WillBallin
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ahahahahahahahahahahaha


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Jun 16 2001 4:03PM
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hanklambo
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shut up...it hurt
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Jun 16 2001 4:04PM
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Drail
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so everytime your mome makes soup or something your like 'NO, THE SPOON THE SPOON, GET IT AWAY', than you run away screaming. why can't they spell knife nife? is the silent k really neccesary?
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Jun 16 2001 5:53PM
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hanklambo
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no no no, uve got it all wrong, its when my brother has the spoon for no reason i get scared, i had never been so tired in my life, i had to run for so long just not to get hit, but when i did, he made it count...damn, then when i stole the spoon away from him, he got another one, now he just comes in my room and hits me very hard in the arm or side of the knee
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Jun 17 2001 4:14PM
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quebecfreestyler
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You should do something about it fast. Maybe one day, he's going to do the same with a knife.


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Jun 17 2001 7:54PM
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AppSkier
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Claw its eyes out and do it slow.
Jun 26 2001 6:32PM
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DaRkSiDeR
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i once killed someone with a spork
Jun 28 2001 11:01PM
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DaRkSiDeR
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i got the spork at kfc
Jun 28 2001 11:01PM
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taimaishu
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i think the online alien tried to kill my cat last night because my cat was over by the computer and alot of stuff fell off the computer desk and this was at about 4 in the morning no i put a plastic spoon by my computer so my cat can use it in an emergancy


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Jun 29 2001 8:35AM
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Freestyla_01
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I have a metal spoon right here from my frosted flakes.... will that do?
Jun 29 2001 10:16AM
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taimaishu
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no it has to be plastic or else youl die




i wish i was a canadian
Jun 29 2001 11:53AM
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conceptsboy
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what kind of drugs are you on , i want some
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Jun 29 2001 9:52PM
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mammothpunks
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just make sure you dispence your drugs with a plastic spoon!
somebody shoot me
Jun 29 2001 10:42PM
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Drail
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if you burn a plstic spoon and inhale the fumes, would you get a good buzz?
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Jul 1 2001 9:26PM
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foxyroxy312
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yea plastic spoons burn but they smell like shit when they do..

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Jul 3 2001 3:36PM
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stephen_beast
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I was really into burning plastic for awhile and my dad said that you could get cancer from it. I burnt a spoon awhile ago and i didnt get no buzz though.

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Jul 3 2001 8:38PM
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yeti
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Yeah...it's a really good buzz called THE BUZZ OF DEATH!

btw... enhaling anything that is burning can cause cancer.

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Jul 3 2001 8:54PM
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quebecfreestyler
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Everything can be cinsiderate as a source of cancer....


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Tele-Jibber
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I'm with Prins the Spork is far superior to a spoon of fork. A Splade is good to (a spork with a serraded edge to use as a knife).


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Jul 6 2001 11:53AM
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patg
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shit...its back, but theres 2 of them this time. theyre breeding...better keep some extra plastic spoons around
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Jul 9 2001 11:10AM
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quebecfreestyler
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I managed to kill the original online alien during my two weeks of non-posting but his child came to avenge it
:) Cédric Tremblay-Fournier :)
Jul 9 2001 12:08PM
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Five40Guy
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well shit, i have no spoon
1080plp
Jul 10 2001 8:25PM
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jizack
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for those of you who know and remember...... i think its back. watch yourself
Jan 23 2006 9:05PM
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*rkp*
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wow.....historic thread
Jan 23 2006 9:16PM
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oakjewlery
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aww shit
Jan 23 2006 9:30PM
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.John.
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It would take like 10 hours
Jan 23 2006 9:34PM
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sacchettiadam
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did you know aliens can also be know as glitches
Jan 23 2006 9:45PM
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CooksCorner
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bwaahahahahah
Jan 23 2006 10:03PM
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shrEddie
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the alien fighters cult should get back in action, or even the NS army
Jan 23 2006 10:39PM
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