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i have a dilemna. i have nothing good to read on the crapper. any suggestions?
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fear makes it fun

'check it out! im excercising and eating junk food at the same time!' me, while on the bongo-board, with a bag of doritos in my hand

'im a mugger!
ill mug ya!' - crazy 9 year old

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