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Fortune Cookie Fortunes

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AALT
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 60
List all your fortune cookie fortunes!

"This summer you will take swimming lessons"
Apr 9 2008 10:30PM
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jerad
Posts: 3236 - Karma: 47
i ate stirfry everyday my freshman year of college, my 3 favorite...

"You will buy new clothes."

"Someday you will land on the moon."

"Your family are well."

no joke.
Apr 9 2008 10:48PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
it's funny to add "in bed" to the ends of them. of course for obscure ones such as yours it's retarded, but it's funny for most

haha, swimming lessons. you heard the asians, go take some lessons!
Apr 9 2008 11:07PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
"drink to your health!"
Apr 10 2008 2:41PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
"it tastes sweet"
Apr 10 2008 8:11PM
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*freeskierpj*
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 13
in bed
Apr 10 2008 8:17PM
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juliana.
Posts: 751 - Karma: 12
"you will find a penny under your doormat"


....still havent found one
Apr 10 2008 10:24PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
From today...

"It is not money you have, but money your spending"

in bed?
Apr 10 2008 10:29PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
"you are very beautiful"

hahah i win
Apr 10 2008 11:57PM
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elk.
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 117
"Patience is a virtue"

and i bought some shoes that have fortune cookies on them
Apr 11 2008 12:03AM
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