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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Ok each person write one sentance and we will try to make a legit story............I'll start.........I was walking down the street......
Apr 9 2008 7:30PM
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ShredBetty
Posts: 478 - Karma: 23
and saw my ex walking towards me...
Apr 9 2008 7:31PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
..he slapped me and told me to use the searchbar :)
Apr 9 2008 7:35PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
I said "Fuck I fail at searchbar :("
Apr 9 2008 7:35PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Then I looked across the street and saw..
Apr 9 2008 7:39PM
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jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
a drunk rabbi. the end.
Apr 9 2008 7:40PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
You bastard! lol
Apr 9 2008 7:43PM
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Barf.
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 123
You killed Kenny!!!
Apr 9 2008 7:51PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
and then getting shown up by me but not actually, i suck, the end
Apr 9 2008 7:55PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
i said holy fuck and then took off my pants
Apr 9 2008 7:55PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
and a squierreal can over and licked your "nuts"
Apr 9 2008 7:57PM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
Then i put my pants back on, wiped off my wet and salty nuts, and then proceded to walk down the street.
Apr 9 2008 9:30PM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11
*Azz*'s butthole was
Apr 9 2008 9:33PM
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Prime
Posts: 82 - Karma: 10
puckerd
Apr 9 2008 9:37PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
but ready to be banged like a hammer
Apr 9 2008 9:46PM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11
iJib and no_steeze like to ______________ together.
Apr 9 2008 9:52PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
iJib and no_steeze like to...post on an internet ski forum...together ;)
Apr 9 2008 10:02PM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11
naked
Apr 9 2008 10:04PM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
and i walked over and asked him how to get to chad's gap from the bottom of Alta.
Apr 9 2008 10:05PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
chyea, honestly tell me your pants are on right now....
Apr 9 2008 10:07PM
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mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
he said, "you fucktard!" and slapped me in the face. so i ran to my house and locked the door.
Apr 9 2008 10:09PM
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mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
i meant to quote fragglemuffin anyway whoopz
Apr 9 2008 10:10PM
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Prime
Posts: 82 - Karma: 10
i turned around and he was behind me
Apr 9 2008 10:11PM
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thatsG
Posts: 2568 - Karma: 1,772
then he looked down and saw he had a squirrel hanging from his dick
Apr 9 2008 10:12PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
I don't wanna misquote this fuck haha but ouch man that ain't cool!
Apr 9 2008 10:13PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
and said "get back in the ktchen"
Apr 9 2008 10:30PM
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DBeck
Posts: 1275 - Karma: 63
good story hansel,  (claim first to say)
Apr 9 2008 11:18PM
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salomon097
Posts: 1345 - Karma: 301
then i put on my robe and wizards hat...
Apr 9 2008 11:21PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
^ It's 'Cool story Hansel'

^^ and wizard is not pluralized.
Apr 10 2008 8:05AM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
and then I charged his ass but...
Apr 10 2008 8:10AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
ron weasley beat me to it, so...
Apr 10 2008 12:37PM
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Silverton
Posts: 218 - Karma: 10
i fucked your mom
Apr 10 2008 12:38PM
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laurence^
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 19
behind the counter at quickie mart
Apr 10 2008 1:19PM
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-+Siver+-
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 12
^ was rick astley
Apr 10 2008 4:04PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
NEW STORY!
One time I saw santa pooping on an ice berg...
Apr 10 2008 7:13PM
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charmander
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whil masturbating to black person porn
Apr 10 2008 7:16PM
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no_steeze
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and deep-throating a corn dog
Apr 10 2008 7:18PM
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Reed.S
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ben you silly goose
Apr 10 2008 8:25PM
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ButteredToast.
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so we had sex on top of a....



and reed^ this is evan haha.
Apr 10 2008 10:17PM
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Foxy_Grandpa
Posts: 594 - Karma: 12
corn dog
Apr 10 2008 10:21PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
while Santa and the Easter Bunny...
Apr 10 2008 10:33PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
ran in a square pattern with several types of mongoose and badgers...
Apr 11 2008 12:11AM
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ButteredToast.
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all of which happened to be on meth...
Apr 11 2008 6:13PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
they offered me some...
Apr 11 2008 6:17PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
/thread.
Apr 11 2008 6:53PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
i put it in a suppository and insrted it in my...
Apr 11 2008 7:19PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Ear. Bad idea. It was stuck, so I...
Apr 11 2008 7:41PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
got some lube from....
Apr 11 2008 9:13PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
santa's asshole and...
Apr 11 2008 9:46PM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2773 - Karma: 11
So it flew out the window and landed through the sunroof of Snoop Dogg's limo....
Apr 11 2008 9:55PM
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