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linejibber550
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why in every awesomely cool picture does someone always say 'its definetly photoshopped i mean look at it' or 'photoshopped' or 'its photoshopped dumbshit'
heres a some perfect examples of a great photo that everyone says is photoshopped:


i mean photoshopped? come on these are REAL!
Oct 7 2003 4:28PM
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linejibber550
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^these are REAL pictures of Jeremy Jones terring it up


Oct 7 2003 4:29PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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those look photoshopped. and the only thing this post is going to do for you is make people think youre even more of a fag than they already do. take a break from NS, go have an eskimo pie, get less gay. fuck you very much.
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Oct 7 2003 4:30PM
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linejibber550
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^kidding?! OF COURSE NOT I MEANT LOOK HOW REAL THESE ARE, JUST CAUSE THERE AWESOME DOESNT MEAN THERE PHOTOSHOPPED



Oct 7 2003 4:33PM
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linejibber550
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^kidding?! OF COURSE NOT I MEANT LOOK HOW REAL THESE ARE, JUST CAUSE THERE AWESOME DOESNT MEAN THERE PHOTOSHOPPED



Oct 7 2003 4:33PM
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b-ladd
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fuck. you. or, better yet, you can fuck yourself!
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Oct 7 2003 4:34PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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linejibber, why do you persist... every time you post you lose credibility with the NS community... its like going into the bank, screaming IM BROKE and then asking for a loan. fag.
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Oct 7 2003 4:34PM
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linejibber550
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^shut the fock the fuck up u pregnant ethiopian nazi crime parrot!


Oct 7 2003 4:36PM
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b-ladd
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touche
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Oct 7 2003 4:39PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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the top one REALLY looks photoshopped.The scale of the boarder is way off it looks like. The second one kind of does because of how the boarder looks out of place. It doesnt mean they are it just means it looks like it.

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
Oct 7 2003 4:40PM
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Capurnicus
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ok for the freaking last time : you're stupid and you're insults have yet to be clever

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Oct 7 2003 5:00PM
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C.Royce
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in the first one the snow looks completely painted in
Oct 7 2003 5:09PM
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skierdudeguy
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ya dude, really, if you are trying to be cool or something because you can photoshop pics, go to hell. i mean, go to chile, ski, then come back when youre better.


remember; i cant be trusted, becase the only ski movies ive ever seen were the warren miller ones, and in the haze.

and yes, i am in love with (a) sam caylor and (b)harvey.
Oct 7 2003 5:19PM
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linejibber550
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^i would love to go to chili! and i didnt make these pics go into the rails section and there all there towards the top of the page


Oct 7 2003 5:21PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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yeah, the guys board isnt touching the rail in the first one eihter, theres a gap
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Oct 7 2003 5:21PM
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flatspinner
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on the second to last frame in the sequence, what's with that hood, it' blocky. in the first one, three things are wrong.
1) It looks like you painted in some snow at the base of the rail.
2) the dimensions are wrong. The boarder looks like he is about 4 ft tall.
3) it looks like you tried to blur the rail
just my thoughts.



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Oct 7 2003 5:30PM
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Norred
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oh a snowboarder how gay.

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Oct 7 2003 5:36PM
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RustyPlanks
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I work in photoshop quite a bit at my school to put out my unmag. and the first one has blurred and unpropor but could be real beacuse of dew on the lens and angle. The second is obviously fake mainly because you can tell that they used the cut tool to cut the figure out. Now don't get me wrong but there is a piece of white on the arm of the snowboarder right as he is leaving the rail. (on the top of the left arm where the trees from the background should be.) This problem is also present on the second or third snowboarder. ( Can't remember because I can't see it while I write.) But the photo could still be real just with really shitty editing to make it a sequence. Now the real question is who would want to use photoshop to make them better then they are. Won't people just find out how good you are when you hit the slopes?
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Oct 7 2003 5:55PM
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flatspinner
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^word



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Oct 7 2003 5:57PM
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Oct 7 2003 6:06PM
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mattster
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snowboarding sucks any ways
Oct 7 2003 6:08PM
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cams
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you guys are crazy their obviously real man



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Oct 7 2003 6:08PM
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GT
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i get pissed with it too - its like, me and my buddy Maverick go out waterskiing in his f-15 all the time. But theres this guy, Ice, who just hates on us constantly, and tells all the other guys at our school (its a air-force thing) that our pics are fake and photoshopped. But they are so real.

I hate that shit.

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Oct 7 2003 6:12PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Blah... Fake pieces of shit. A.C.I.D.'s got it right


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Oct 7 2003 6:24PM
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PurpleSkier
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i like the plane
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Oct 7 2003 6:27PM
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QuazBotch
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I was totally with you on the waterskiing thing until you said it was an F-15. It's an F-14!! I smell something fishy now.
Oct 7 2003 6:30PM
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GT
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Busted!!
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Oct 7 2003 6:31PM
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shibby
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^^haha lol its still a wicked pic though photoshoped or not


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Oct 7 2003 6:34PM
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GeneralDisorder
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thats fucking hilarious 'highway to the danger zone'




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Oct 7 2003 6:44PM
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jarossamdb7
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OK. Those pix really arn't that great. I mean it is cool and all but really, he is grinding a rail. and they are kind of blurry which leads me to belive that they COULD be photoshopped


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Oct 7 2003 7:16PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Yeah, the airplane one is sick. Me likey


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Oct 7 2003 7:20PM
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anomericas
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Haha yeah that airplane picture is so awesome.
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Oct 7 2003 7:23PM
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Bangor
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ahah, line, your first one sucks, just get over it.

the 2nd one still looks photoshopped, but i think the only photoshopping done to that one was for the sequence........ looks ok if it wasn't blurry.

and the jet r0x, i do that twice a week.... what a blast.
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Oct 7 2003 7:24PM
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anyone who photshpos shod be arrested

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Oct 7 2003 7:45PM
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lineskier610
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GT's post was possibly the funniest one I've ever read on this site
Oct 7 2003 7:51PM
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GRANDHAVENSKI
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i think that you photoshoped someone elses photoshoping. thats why it isint. i dont know what im saying. wow.


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Oct 7 2003 8:28PM
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weazelzb
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photoshopped u dumbshit


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Oct 7 2003 8:56PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Wouldn't the jet rip his arms out or something? Or the heat from the engines or whatever crispy fry him? Nevermind, I don't know what I'm talking about


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Oct 7 2003 9:02PM
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never_summer
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i think hes right...its not photoshopped...i think somebody used microsoft paint



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Oct 7 2003 9:14PM
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-madd_trixx-
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haha, thsi whole site cracks me up. every single pic in here is photoshopped whether you think so or noty


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Oct 7 2003 9:18PM
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Norred
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no that plane pic could be real. iv'e seen people do that before.

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

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Oct 8 2003 5:03PM
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-madd_trixx-
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yea, except that one, i've seen it done, too


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Oct 8 2003 5:14PM
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