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Flo_Rida_2016
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Just so no one makes fun of me for being asian and having a small dick, ima lay it out right now: my dick might be below average, but ive banged a black chick before so quit drinking the hateroade.

Ok, so today on my tramp i was learning rodeo 7s or dspin 7s or flat 7s or some sort of inverted 7. And after a while i was getting tired and couldnt get it around so i landed on my side at 630. and on one weird one, like my left leg hit like the left side of the area that leads down to my penis. It felt fine at first but like 5 mins later, it started to hurt. Now it absolutely kills. Like its like a vein or some sort of tube hurts around an inch above where my leg meets my groin/sack area and it extends all the way down to the tip of my cock. Should i be worried? It hurts so bad and is only getting worse. It hurts to pee and walk up and down stairs. im not peeing blood so thats good.
Apr 8 2008 6:51PM
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c-wayne
Posts: 253 - Karma: 906
cut yor tiny asian wiener off.
Apr 9 2008 2:10PM
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-+Siver+-
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 12
beat one off see if that helps
Apr 9 2008 5:16PM
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comeatmebro
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today i realized the head of my dick hurt. i am not sure why but it's kinda sore. i'm pissed and i couldn't even have sex today. fuckkkkk
Apr 9 2008 5:23PM
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Reed.S
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hahahha
Apr 9 2008 5:36PM
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Will_B
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you may have what known as a vericoseal. its a vien in the testicle that becomes large and enflamed by lack of support and heavy physical activity. looks like a lump on your balls.
i have one and i sometimes feel a dull ache if i ski or skateboard in boxers and not briefs. wear more supportive underwear and take some asprin.

it sounds like you may have something like this or worse. go see a doctor.
i thought i had cancer or something. buts its no big deal.
Apr 9 2008 5:49PM
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Barf.
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 123
Massive amounts of Icy Hot should get'er done.
Apr 9 2008 5:58PM
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Quinn
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Apr 9 2008 6:16PM
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Mat.
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last time i tried to order one of those penis enlargers, they just sent me a magnifying glass and some black paint!
Apr 9 2008 6:30PM
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skiP.E.I.
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yeah, hernia is what I thought when I read that.
Apr 9 2008 7:11PM
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B.Snow
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word it sounds like that ... but with a hernia it wouldn't hurt to piss so i dunno
Apr 9 2008 7:33PM
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anxju
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probably cause your friends thought they could give you a boner
Apr 9 2008 7:36PM
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KRASHED
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hahahahaha
Apr 9 2008 7:39PM
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603skier
Posts: 587 - Karma: 11
well it sounds like the same thing that happened to me (except i was trying 90's)

now i wish i had even a small penis....

yes. my penis is aputated.

my huge black prostetic one should be in the mail by friday!!!!!
Apr 9 2008 7:40PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Ahahahahaha great idea.

Just whack it off dude. Whacking it off will help...
Apr 9 2008 8:50PM
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Reed.S
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your ns name should be AMAZIN-ASIAN hahahaha
Apr 9 2008 8:53PM
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