NS it hasn't been done yet. Quote Will Farrell or any of his movies

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Anchorman

What you know i dont speak spanish in english please
what? you pooped in the refridgerator
and you ate the whole wheel of cheese?
How'd you do that
no im not even mad thats amazing

Go fuck yourself san diego
Im ron burgandy?
What smells like bigfoots dick

Talladega nights
Greatest generation my ass tom brokaw's a punk
Im gonna come at you like a spider monkey chip
Im all hyped up on mountain dew
Now walker cant we settle this arguement with out any anger

Apr 7 2008 10:03PM

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breckfreeskier

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It's Mind botteling. Like when your thoughts are all bottled up in your head.

Apr 7 2008 10:06PM

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jimmer

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"That Hansel is so hot right now!"

Apr 7 2008 10:32PM

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ThaLetterM.

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its so goddamn hot..milk was a bad choice

Apr 7 2008 10:45PM

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dwoods5

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Wedding Crashers
"Yeah, her boyfriend just died. In a hang-gliding accident! What an idiot! What a loser! Hey, I'm hang-gliding! Aaaahhh! Take a picture, honey, I'm dead!"

Apr 7 2008 10:52PM

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messplay

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zoolander.
anything from it.

Apr 7 2008 10:54PM

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liftedresearcher

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"well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era"
anchorman

Apr 7 2008 10:57PM

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TechnoPotamus

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"They called it san diego, which in german means a whale's vagina"

Apr 7 2008 11:01PM

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readiculous

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"does maple syrup have sugar in it?"
"Then YES!"

Apr 7 2008 11:04PM

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Joan

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"The coconut bangers ball............ITS A RAP!!!"

Apr 7 2008 11:06PM

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Reptar.

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um, I uh, I read, read like 8 or 9 books a week

wow

I also do a lot of speed ... all the time ...

Apr 7 2008 11:06PM

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kyle_w

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"i had a test today, at the free clinic for hepatitis. i passed, i got an A two B's and a C"

Apr 7 2008 11:29PM

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Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you, "Hay-Zoos," we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome stricking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: mmm...
Ricky Bobby: Dear tiny infant Jesus...
Carley Bobby: Hey, um... you know sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off puttin' to pray to a baby.
Ricky Bobby: Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whoever you want.

Apr 7 2008 11:30PM

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Skiingslikewhoa

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I'm Ricky Bobby I''m the best there is, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

Apr 8 2008 12:02AM

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Eric_D

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^fffuuuuck u beat me to it.
lemme think

"now go fuck yourself san diego."

Apr 8 2008 12:20AM

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Alex_G

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Just about any time where you see him half naked is hillarious.

Apr 8 2008 12:29AM

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low_fidelity

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“This is like Highlander.” “What’s Highlander?” “Its a movie.” “Is it good?” “It won the Academy Award for… best movie ever made”

“Is that Elvis Costello and Mos Def?”

“I’m on fire! I’m on fire! Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish god! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise use your witchcraft to get the fire off of me!”

Will Ferrell ... you're my assistant, ok ... you're supposed to back me up and get me juice boxes when I tell you, now go get me a juice box ... Mike Ditka: ... YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO? Will Ferrell: ... I'm talking to the juice box guy ... Mike Ditka: ... YOU'RE CRAZY ... Will Ferrell: ... I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty ... Mike Ditka: ... WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL ... Will Ferrell: ... NO, YOU GO TO HELL, WHILE YOU'RE THERE, WHY DON'T YOU GRAB ME A JUICE BOX ...

Apr 8 2008 12:35AM

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tjski

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my signature..

Apr 8 2008 12:36AM

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ski420patrol

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Wannabe

You're my boy Blue!!

Apr 8 2008 12:44PM

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hank_hill

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"look guys im riding a furry tractor

Apr 8 2008 4:10PM

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skithedirt

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yo snoop... snooop a loop hey ya you come too bring your green hat--old school
Hey honey do you think kfcs open-- old school

As the late great colonel sanders said "im to drunk to taste this chicken" Ricky bobby

this thread is great guys keep em comin

Apr 8 2008 6:43PM

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word-sauce

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AMEEEEELIOOOOOOOOO

Apr 8 2008 7:01PM

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artfullydodged

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DUDE YOU JUST TOOK A RHINO TRANQUILIZER TO THE JUGULAR!!

oh is that bad?

Apr 8 2008 7:05PM

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-Mugatu

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this is in his new movie called step-brothers

Brother-were you playing my drums?
Will farrell- Nope
Brother-then why are you so sweaty
will farrell- .....I was watching cops

Semi-pro( not one of his best)

EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THERE'S A LOOSE BEAR!!!!!! ITS LIKE THE TITANIC BUT WITH CLAWS!!!!

Apr 8 2008 7:05PM

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BrightonFridays

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i dont know what just happened but i got an erection

Apr 8 2008 7:14PM

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Craigskis

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http://www.gotwavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=Old_School&quote=killyou.txt&file=killyou.mp3

Apr 8 2008 7:30PM

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uosdwiSrjewoH

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You look awful nice today. Maybe try not wearing a bra next time. No, no her, you. I dont know her name. What is it? Lanolin? La..Lanolin, ,like sheep's wool?

Hey, is that mos def and elvis costello?
No...

Apr 8 2008 7:33PM

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