Replying to Revamped-Worst movie ever?
Revamped
is the cinematic equivalent of a car crash; it's a terrible thing to
witness, but god damn if that awfulness isn't entertaining. Right off
the bat, from the poster alone, you know this movie is gonna blow.
Besides the multitude of graphic design flaws, the title is just awful.
ReVAMPed! Get it!? Also, according to the poster, this is
a Jeff Rector Film. That might mean something if anybody actually knew
who that is. The film was also written, directed, produced and
starring... Jeff Rector. Of course.
The film also includes the (apparently) first ever vampire country
western song, "Baby, You're a Pain in the Neck." I'm not making this
up. Take a guess who wrote the song. Jeff Rector! That guy does
everything! Poorly! He's like the white, untalented version of Tyler
Perry.
heres a link to the movie
http://quicksilverscreen.com/videos?c=2&pt=list
and explosm.net is reviewing it, its pretty much exactly as they describe it, no joke, they only have part one reviewed though. read this
http://www.explosm.net/articles/26539/
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