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good name for a ski movie?
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im thinkin of names for ski movies..anyone got soem good idears?
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Big Gay Al's Big Gay Ski Movie,
Supercalafrajalisticexpialapoachers,
I'mbryangallantandican'tthinkcreativelyformyselfsoihadtoaskeveryoneelsetothinkforme,
Eaters of the Dead,
Mangina Monologues,
Huck Doll: The Movie,
Corn on my Nob,
Nomah,
Tools,
Smashed
there is a perfectly good list of ski movie names, now go forth and use them or i will find you and i will burn you and your lines and do a line of your lines. and then i will make you eat your shit which is made up of our shit that we made you eat.
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you got that wrong,its
'we're gonna make you eat our shit, and then shit out our shit, and then eat your shit which is made up of our shit that we made you eat'
dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant
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IKS
get it? Ski backwards. Haha. Cause if it was about twintips they ski backwars. Get it. Hahaha.
okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
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the crasiest shit ever on video tape.
Is that a fucking dress youre wearing?
Fuck the Q!
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white dreams
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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.
if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER
can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
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hot downhill action
Seize the carp
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mine is Damaged Goods
-Jason
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air extortionist.
Go Big and Die!
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No Control is mine
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S3p. Ski, Snow, Survival
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I drink beer and ski badly
Drink fast vomit early and leave a passed out corspe
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noteefa youre a fag... your line: 'we're gonna make you eat our shit, and then shit out our shit, :::::and then eat your shit which is made up of our shit that we made you eat:::::'
my quote: and then i will make you :::eat your shit which is made up of our shit that we made you eat.:::
identical but personalized to be applicable to mr. gallant. so fuck you. and to all you giving movie names, youre wasting your time because my list covers all possible movie names, the list is perfect
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I'm concussed.
'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'
Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
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your talking to the former k2skipimp he used to own the shittalkin here
One time I heard a skiboarder tell me they can have style. I shit my pants and ran home- West
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macaroni and steeze?
is white dreams already a movie?
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i remember k2skeepimp... skipimp..whatever it was.. who is it now? you? who huh what how?
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I'm concussed.
'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'
Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
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i thinks that its noteefa
One time I heard a skiboarder tell me they can have style. I shit my pants and ran home- West
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a movie by the biggest shit talker of all time Bryan Gallant
Ski Fast and Stay Away From the Trees
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DO NOT use the word steeze... or you shall be shunt... you silly cunt. I swear beyond my first promises that if you name your movie macaroni and steez i will personally buy 3 copies... one of which i will stick up your ass, the second straight up your peehole and the third ill just straight beat you senseless with.
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I'm concussed.
'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'
Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
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and its not my movie its a friend of mine hes coming up with names the guy at sas films
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^for u and your friend u could call it 'goofus and gallant: a documentary on flaming homosexuals'
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suck a cock... while skiing. NUMBA 2~
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the gallant chronicles
'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
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macaroni and steeze was thought up by Teddy Blank (EastCoastPride) for FARP 2 NOT SAS.
okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
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i always thought that modus operandi would be sweet but then some snowboard movie came out with that name
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'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'
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there was a thread on this a while back. I came up with ' Plank Yankers '
Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
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thats actually pretty damn good
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I'm concussed.
'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'
Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
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well niel is gonna have snowboarders and skiers in it.. from what he told me. and linejibber fag what did i do to you you fucking homo.
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