Funny teacher stories

In my health class, we were taking a drugs prevention survey thing...and this kid goes up to hand it in, and as he put it down, his pipe fell out of his pocket......he got suspended, but it's spring vacation, so he just got an extended vacation.  He picked it up real quick, but my teacher was like "I know what that is, give it to me."

uhmmm
my english 9 teacher let us chew
so we chewed and talked
me and a few other kids that only chewed failed english 9
still gotta redo that
all i got

im just gonna list a couple that I can think of that happened

I ordered a pizza during english class

I got all the kids in my spanish class to flip their desks over all at once and when the vp came in we were all perfect students

my dad punched a teacher in the face

we played duck duck goose in gym when the teacher told us to run

called down mike hawk on the intercom

prettended to be gay for a homophobic sub

played strip tic tac toe ( we didnt know poker back then) with a sub

put metal objects in the plug to make the fuse explode

water fight in physical science ( with the sinks which have rubber tubes on them)

broke those same sinks which made a hughe fountaine that went up to the ceiling and flooded the room

throwing erasers at my spanish teacher

randomly getting up and leaving

putting lube on teachers door handle

throwing other poeples popsicle stick houses into the industrial fans in ITT

going to other peoples classes when the have subs and pretending to be part of the class

stealing my math teachers "expensive scientific calculater" ,  saying we were gonna kill his cat

the same math teacher had an auston martin and one day a giant ice cube fell from the sky (from an airplane) and crushed it, so to scare him we wanted to bring a hotweel and ice cubes and re inact the scene

my friend pretended to run over my gym teacher with his car( reved his engine) he was piss scared

drew penis's on the overhead

the whole class pretends to cough at one point in the class

an assembly was ended because we clapped every time a word came out of the principles mouth

we used to do handrails in the school by putting socks on our shoes

my english teacher last year always kicked me out so i would go skate

we put some small kid in a garbage and rolled him down the stairs

called my vp a bitch ( i got in a lot of shit for that )

driving this big heavy cart thing into a wall ( it left a huge hole in the cement wall

my dad and his class of delinquints would tell their teacher "alright mr ____ heres whats gonna happen , this guy is gonna turn off the lights, im going to throw your stuff on the floor , he will rub your head, and the rest will all flip the desks over and then we will turn the lights on and u wont do anytthing about it" then they did exactly as they said and the guy did nothing :O

its all I can think of right now but hopefully i will have more funny shit happen!

im just gonna list a couple that I can think of that happened

I ordered a pizza during english class

I got all the kids in my spanish class to flip their desks over all at once and when the vp came in we were all perfect students

my dad punched a teacher in the face

we played duck duck goose in gym when the teacher told us to run

called down mike hawk on the intercom

prettended to be gay for a homophobic sub

played strip tic tac toe ( we didnt know poker back then) with a sub

put metal objects in the plug to make the fuse explode

water fight in physical science ( with the sinks which have rubber tubes on them)

broke those same sinks which made a hughe fountaine that went up to the ceiling and flooded the room

throwing erasers at my spanish teacher

randomly getting up and leaving

putting lube on teachers door handle

throwing other poeples popsicle stick houses into the industrial fans in ITT

going to other peoples classes when the have subs and pretending to be part of the class

stealing my math teachers "expensive scientific calculater" ,  saying we were gonna kill his cat

the same math teacher had an auston martin and one day a giant ice cube fell from the sky (from an airplane) and crushed it, so to scare him we wanted to bring a hotweel and ice cubes and re inact the scene

my friend pretended to run over my gym teacher with his car( reved his engine) he was piss scared

drew penis's on the overhead

the whole class pretends to cough at one point in the class

an assembly was ended because we clapped every time a word came out of the principles mouth

we used to do handrails in the school by putting socks on our shoes

my english teacher last year always kicked me out so i would go skate

we put some small kid in a garbage and rolled him down the stairs

called my vp a bitch ( i got in a lot of shit for that )

driving this big heavy cart thing into a wall ( it left a huge hole in the cement wall

my dad and his class of delinquints would tell their teacher "alright mr ____ heres whats gonna happen , this guy is gonna turn off the lights, im going to throw your stuff on the floor , he will rub your head, and the rest will all flip the desks over and then we will turn the lights on and u wont do anytthing about it" then they did exactly as they said and the guy did nothing :O

its all I can think of right now but hopefully i will have more funny shit happen!

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oh i lol-ed

a history teacher in my school's life dream is to have a 60 ft tall bong

ne of my high school guidance councilor recently got fired (well he resigned) because he sacktapped a student(i guess as a joke or something). Pretty much the entire school knew about cuz thats weird and than a few days later he resigned, guessing the principle found out.

Also this year one of my history teacher's got fired cause she was literally crazy. She would say the most weirdest shit in class and she had no idea what the fuck she was talking about. Example: we went on a field trip to a musk and than went out for lunch. Well the owner of the restaurant i guess was kinda of douche and screwed with the bill, well instead of resolving the situation rationally she told her classes to steal the guys food/ice cream. So she pretty much endorsed stealing and taught it to us.

Anyways this teacher is obv fucked up and she says that her grandmother is sick and that she will be gone for 2 weeks to take care of her. Every1 is like sweet, we have 2 weeks of sub's she isnt back. 1 month and now we have a teacher (whos a douche). Anyways been like 2 months the students don't have any idea what's going on, she apparently barges in on one of her classes and starts harassing the sub.  We later find out that she was crazy, she was in the news here is the article:

"A teacher who has been banned from Indian Hill school property was arrested Thursday when she showed up at the board of education – arriving in a limousine.

Erica Steele, 34, of Milford, was arrested Thursday at the board, 6855 Drake Road, and charged with criminal trespass.

Steele “arrived via limo at the Indian Hill Board of Education office after being told by” by police Tuesday not to come onto school property, police documents note.

Steele is a teacher for the district who has been on medical leave since November.

Police reports indicate Steele previously has made “vague and indirect threats toward” the school staff and has been calling to harass employees.

Steele was taken to University Hospital."

http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080307/NEWS01/303070023/-1/rss

A giant ice cube fell from the sky? What? Is this a regular occurrence where you live?

Evertime we had a sub in German class we would call the room phone from our cell phones and ask to dismiss people from class. Also, there this one girl, fat, half retearted, ugly, annoying as hell, just your typical girl to tool on. Anyways we would always pretend we were the principle on the phone and send her to random teachers cause they needed to see her or send her to made up rooms, and she alsways left and would come back a half hour later like nothing had happened.

Also this one kid took the golf cart the football team uses, idk what they use it for but its because our school is strictly football only, anyways this kid takes it before his practice and starts drving it around the school halls and down steps, it was hilarious.

a senior in my school a couple of years ago made a paper mache dick and put it outside of the cafeteria

i love tjhis thread
TheRich had some good ones