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Parents having sex ?

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Dylan_
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so its a good night i was chilling with my girlfriend and then my parents say their going to happy hour, allright fine, cool. me and my girl friend leave and go see a movie. i come back and i hear my parents fucking in their room i keep hearing sex noise, and my mom yells bang me like a hammer, im falling off the bed, balls slapping against a vag, ect. its so wrong and gross, i was gonna walk in but naw i came downstairs becuase i got sick of it. and thought id had to tell NS to get someone to laugh. any similar storys anyone ?
Apr 4 2008 10:43PM
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Hank
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my moms pregnant.. and shes 40!!, thats a pretty good indication.
Jul 25 2009 4:43AM
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Static
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you're probably gonna end up with a fucked up sibling b/c of the rotten eggs
Jul 25 2009 4:48AM
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m@tty
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One time we came back from a night on the town. We were all crashing at my buddie's place. When we came back his parents were getting it on late night style; right in the living room. We thought it was funny ... My friend will never live it down.
Jul 25 2009 4:54AM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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I was at my cottage with a friend, and we're just chilling around the fire pit, smoking bowls and drinking beers. So I head back up to the cottage because I had to piss like a racehorse. Now the walls in that place are paper thin, and don't block any sound. So while I'm taking a leak, I just hear all these raunchy moans and giggles coming from the room beside the toilet (my 'rents room). So I just say to myself, "goddamnit, not again." I flush the toilet, which makes a shitload of noise, and all I hear is my dad's voice yelling from the bedroom. Something along the lines of "CHRIS?!?! Is that you? Shit... go back to the fire and DON'T BOTHER US!"  Now, it's one thing that my parents were having raunchy 45 year old sex, but it is a completely different matter that my dad found the time between humps to yell at me. I proceeded to grab more beer, and attempted to drown that memory in a flood of hops, barley and malt...
Jul 25 2009 10:40AM
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Twinjibber77
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He yelled to you, while he was in her.
I'm deeply sorry.
Jul 25 2009 10:44AM
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musick13
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Win.
Jul 25 2009 10:44AM
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PeeDuBzz
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hahahah great thread im dying..... STOP



...hammertime
Jul 25 2009 11:08AM
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easy_cam_steezy
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WHY THE HELL DID YOU EVEN THINK OF WALKING IN ON THEM????
Jul 25 2009 11:45AM
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Steezasaurus
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you obvioulsy havnt heard of the bang me like a hammer thread....have you?
Jul 25 2009 2:04PM
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Steezasaurus
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OH FUCKWORD..this is the THAT thread FUCK
Jul 25 2009 2:06PM
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chimp
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what! no way older people have kinky sex too?!?!
Jul 25 2009 2:07PM
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PSiekierski
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haha thats jokes
Jul 25 2009 2:10PM
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Keith_M
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lol i only read till through page 4, good stuff lol
Jul 25 2009 2:22PM
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afrocentric
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bump for a classic.
Sep 20 2009 8:22PM
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Balto
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i heard my sis and her bf having sex last night, it was very awk
Sep 20 2009 8:25PM
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WorthDaMoney
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ahaha
Sep 20 2009 8:54PM
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Markus13
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I had a beer with his parents back in the fall and all i could think of was this thread as we talked.
Jan 6 2010 1:26AM
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*TURBONERD*
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this thread deserves a bump
Jul 19 2010 12:40PM
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icantskiiFILM
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Jul 19 2010 12:58PM
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Freeheel4real
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but that was!
Jul 19 2010 1:01PM
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gnarles.
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this thread is great but i have also herd my mom haveing sex it was very awkward
Jul 19 2010 1:16PM
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little1337
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i used to be afraid of the dark when i was 4 so i would always go into my parents room and most of the time walk in on them
Jul 19 2010 1:24PM
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Waldo-
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Bang me like a hammer.....
you should show her some afterbang....



wow
Jul 19 2010 1:25PM
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*TURBONERD*
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haha that's great did jamie ever do that?
Jul 19 2010 1:35PM
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TOK
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I just went through 8 pages of this, 8 pages of corny sex remarks and a little below average photoshops.

I love this thread.
Jul 19 2010 1:44PM
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little1337
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nah.... he kinda joined them...... thats right jamie i could hear from my room
Jul 20 2010 9:23PM
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inb4_UMAD
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i heard my older sister going at once. to make things worse, her boyfriend came downstairs all sweaty n shit and you could smell the aroma of cum. shit haunted me for weeks.
Jul 20 2010 9:31PM
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Relish_man
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incest is wincest?
Jul 20 2010 9:33PM
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304NordMan
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lisnting to your parents have sex is the most desturbing thing. they dont have a door. niether do i

Jul 20 2010 9:42PM
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peyton
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holy shit. OP story is wild.. ahahaha
Jul 20 2010 9:44PM
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little1337
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dude. get a door
Jul 20 2010 9:46PM
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EthanJPAskier
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Such a classic thread
Jul 20 2010 9:48PM
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Schlop
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Me: 13
My cousin and his girlfriend: 19
Setting: His car
He's driving to Wal-mart to pick up a bottle of K&Y. While getting jacked off. I'm sitting in the back begging to be smit
Jul 20 2010 10:03PM
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rickroller
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bang me like a hammer!!!
Jul 20 2010 10:27PM
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kzrstf
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bamp
Nov 3 2010 2:37PM
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beermuscles
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great bump!
Nov 3 2010 2:43PM
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Mr.Gaga
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omfg that just made my day
Nov 3 2010 3:41PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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excellent bump
Nov 3 2010 3:47PM
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jensen
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why would you post on the internet about your parents having sex? you sound like you are proud of hearing your parents fucking. you have some issues.
Nov 3 2010 3:56PM
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babysteeze84
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Say what now?
Nov 3 2010 3:57PM
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TheMoostafian
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May 3 2021 11:04AM
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b0ss
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Soooo which one of your parents is 69 years old this year?
May 3 2021 2:06PM
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TOAST.
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Solid bump
May 3 2021 10:38PM
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shred.stickz
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I was half expecting OP to actually share a picture of his mom, great 11 year bump
May 3 2021 10:41PM
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TOAST.
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shred.stickzI was half expecting OP to actually share a picture of his mom, great 11 year bump

Was bummed his insta is private, could have finally delivered potentially
May 3 2021 10:45PM
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dolanslebensraum
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When i was a kid and heard my parents having sex i would bust open their door and be like


May 3 2021 10:54PM
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elcheapo
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Op is now a parent having sex
May 3 2021 11:02PM
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asparagus
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how do you find threads like this lol
May 3 2021 11:04PM
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SavageBiff
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Bang me like a hammer! That’s fucking hilarious, I realize this was years ago but how do u look at mom without laughing the morning after that holy shit
May 4 2021 6:46AM
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theabortionator
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@Dylan_ i remember this thread. We need to ski gore or west sometime. Hoping to make it back for the holidays next year maybe. I miss the jore days.

Also quality bump
May 4 2021 5:09PM
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