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Parents having sex ?

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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
so its a good night i was chilling with my girlfriend and then my parents say their going to happy hour, allright fine, cool. me and my girl friend leave and go see a movie. i come back and i hear my parents fucking in their room i keep hearing sex noise, and my mom yells bang me like a hammer, im falling off the bed, balls slapping against a vag, ect. its so wrong and gross, i was gonna walk in but naw i came downstairs becuase i got sick of it. and thought id had to tell NS to get someone to laugh. any similar storys anyone ?
Apr 4 2008 10:43PM
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Ski303
Posts: 468 - Karma: 22
thats halarious..

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Apr 21 2008 1:01AM
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Dylan_
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bump, i know someone wants a good laugh
Apr 27 2008 12:32AM
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Prime
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why are you so proud of this shit its disgusting...you have quote from your own post in your sig... and its of your parents having sex!!!!
Apr 27 2008 1:00AM
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RunDMc
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 60

yeah for fuck's sake! Its your parents having sex, thats not something you should be proud of witnessing

every other post you've made since you created this thread has said "bang me like a hammer"

it was very funny for the rest of us but it shouldn't be for you!

Apr 27 2008 10:36AM
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Twinjibber77
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ohhhh
i have a friend that walked in on his parentsin there room, then one of his older brothers in the living room, an his other older brother kn the basement couch in his house in a 15 minute period all not knowing about eachother- an it's wierd cause there not an open family at all

best part- HE STILL HASEN'T GOTTEN ANY!!!!!!
Apr 27 2008 10:47AM
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Dylan_
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this thread like died :-(

bumppppppp
May 11 2008 9:40AM
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snwbrdmilf
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It died because it got lame real quick. While it was funny when created, it no longer holds the humor that it once did. Sorry.
May 11 2008 11:09AM
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TheMoostafian
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oops...


did i just bump this?
May 17 2008 7:43PM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31
yes
May 17 2008 8:35PM
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Grube
Posts: 962 - Karma: 14
i sometimes hear my mom and her boyfriend having sex and there room is right above mine
May 17 2008 8:50PM
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ChanchoVelez.
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that would be so creepy to listen to...

May 18 2008 2:33PM
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Alex_G
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ahhh dude a week ago i heard my parents going at it at like 1am because my adderall hadn't worn off while i was trying to sleep, and all i could think about was "bang me like a hammer", it kept me up for another hour just thinking about how gross it was...ughhhh
May 18 2008 2:35PM
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~Manlenium~
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Thats sex with a 90year old. Cmon now..
May 19 2008 7:38AM
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EL_FINRE
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and thats over the line, c'mon now
May 21 2008 12:00AM
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[Adam]
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thats fucking hilarious
May 21 2008 12:11AM
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Twinjibber77
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someone go away "for the night", an unexpectedly comeback so we can have this thread agAIN
May 24 2008 9:51AM
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aculbs
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Jun 12 2008 6:48PM
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aculbs
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Jun 12 2008 6:49PM
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aculbs
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bang me like a fucking hammer the picture didnt show up
Jun 12 2008 6:50PM
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Faggghkxd
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when i was five i had a bad nightmare so i went into their room to sleep with them and they were both naked and i slept between them. never thought anything of it until now haha
Jun 12 2008 7:19PM
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Dylan_
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bump, someone wants a good laugh tonight
Jun 22 2008 12:32AM
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*OG*
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kid why are u so proud of this? it's not something to be proud of and it's not that funny, quit bumpin this shit
Jun 22 2008 1:48AM
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WhoWantIt
Posts: 395 - Karma: 26
Good bump. I missed this thread. +karma bro especially for laughing at it and not goin bananas your parents still fuck. fuckin hilarious.
Jun 22 2008 2:23AM
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k-rob
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dude i feel your pain. three weeks ago, i got up at one in the morning to grab a glass of water, opened my door and was about to walk down the stairs when i heard bed creaks coming from my parents room. i froze on the spot yo. then i heard them moaning and just generally having a good time. i slowly edged my way back into my room and popped SSX On Tour in the Playstation and tried to forget about it. never thought about telling NS until i saw your thread.
thank god i didn't hear my mom say anything like "bang me like a hammer."
Jun 22 2008 3:38AM
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ChrisMercer
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damn this thread was funny when i started reading, but the last page where this kid kept bumping his post really made it disappointing. i didn't realize this was 2 1/2 months old. how is this still funny to him?


anyway to make this post worth something:

when i was in 7th grade we were searching for my buddy's dad's playboys.  under their bed we found a box that had a duck on the top of it.  thinking there were cigars or something in it, we decided to open the box.  inside was a dildo, some vibrating balls, and lube. I always wondered what those balls were for when i was younger. now after remembering that event due to this thread I realize they were anal beads.  We were playing with the balls wondering what the hell they were. yes you heard me correctly, i played with someone's vibrating anal beads.  i can only hope it was his mother's and not his father's beads. I certainly hope they were washed.  Eh I'm grossed out now.
Jun 22 2008 5:21AM
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Hansel.
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^^^ aw dude thats gross man this thred died down quick
Jul 16 2008 11:25PM
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KarmaSkiier
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i coulda sworn i heard that on an amatuer porn video on youporn.com

Jul 17 2008 12:27AM
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lloyd_christmas
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you know its time to stick a fork in your own thread when you have to bump it 3 times on the same page
it was a good laugh, though.
Jul 17 2008 12:32AM
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DnlWu
Posts: 249 - Karma: 21
this thread was fucking hilarious ^^
Jul 17 2008 1:55AM
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cfox
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ahahahhaa thinking the same thing def bring up hammering at breakfast 2maro
Jul 17 2008 3:02AM
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Dylan_
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this was about 3 months ago
Jul 17 2008 11:11AM
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Malcolm
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thats fucking nasty
Jul 17 2008 11:26AM
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NcKing34
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hahahahahaha lmao
Jul 17 2008 11:33AM
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soulskier
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thats completely normal
Sep 17 2008 9:50PM
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Ifuckmadbitches
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hahaha, this is funny as hell man
Nov 12 2008 10:19PM
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GuerillaInDaMist
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fucking funny. bump
Nov 12 2008 10:41PM
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Delphi
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One of my friends came home from college for break early once, and he walked into the kitchen and found his parents stark naked, hardcore boning on the kitchen floor. He just walked away...hahaha
Nov 12 2008 11:18PM
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B.Aussie
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haha if it makes you feel any better..

My friend walked in on her 86, 87 year old granparents going at it at her house just after her grandpa had his second hip surgery. Talk about disturbing....

Nov 12 2008 11:27PM
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urbanjib
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beautiful...
Nov 12 2008 11:33PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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thats what i did, my dad learned really fast to not come by my room when i had my gf over.
Nov 12 2008 11:47PM
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theratpack
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this is soo classiccc =P
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Jul 25 2009 1:59AM
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theratpack
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Jul 25 2009 2:00AM
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Dr.Dickless
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is that supposed to be some joke about his mom giving head? or ...
Jul 25 2009 2:33AM
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1337
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Start a new page by saying that my parents had sex today on the other side of the wall of the couch i was (trying to) nap on. most awkward moment of my life
Jul 25 2009 2:35AM
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assface
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not as awkward as when i couldnt come in your mom







































not kidding:)
Jul 25 2009 2:40AM
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1337
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So thats why she was all upset when she came down to make dinner!
Jul 25 2009 2:47AM
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assface
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yup, and i kicked her boob while sneaking out the window
Jul 25 2009 2:58AM
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ski-swagga
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thanks 4 the bump good read :)
Jul 25 2009 3:10AM
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jibbass
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so did i
Jul 25 2009 3:20AM
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