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Dane Cook is the Dave Matthews Band of comedy

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marsland
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17 years ago
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Beef.Supreme
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fuck dave.
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Nicholas.
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you wanna go up to my room and talk about him?
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Zook
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So you mean Dane Cook is actually pretty good, but got overhyped by every person that is a 'hipster', which spawns dislike and unfair criticism from every 'individualist' who is too cool to like something just because it is really popular?

I would say that sounds about right
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wh@t
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spot on young lad.
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killabees
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i have no problem with dave or dane. but we weree watching toucher and rich and we had to quote it

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KravtZ
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well than he must really suck then casue dave mathews is so fucken terrible
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killabees
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and thats the point

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silas.
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you suck
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Edew19
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I can kinda see that.  Personally I like dane cook not because he has great material, its just the way he presents it.  I remember seeing him for the first time before he was all hyped up and I laughed hystarically.  Dave Matthews Band is just lame
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timmi
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dave matthews band is good. dane cook is bad.
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eheath
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Fact.
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samwise
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i feel like the things dane cook says are not all that funny, but he says them with such energy in a way that it seems like you should be laughing at him, and you're an asshole if you don't laugh. I think your comparison is a good one
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DYFI
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you are correct sire. 
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beer.
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dude you have no clue what a hipster is.  hipsters despise both dane cook and dmb
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.makuma.
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i think that they are both very talented in their respective fields
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max.
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yup
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skisebski
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dave matthews band would destroy dane.

personally i find dave's style way to american. but thats just me.
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low_fidelity
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they both suck
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Zook
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yeah your right that was the wrong choice of word. By hipster I meant any person who likes something because they think it will make them cooler in other peoples eyes.
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DudeAbides
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truth. cook is a bitch.
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charmander
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dane cook is like eating a waffle,
but that waffle was dipped in shit, pissed on and left in a coke bottle for 2 weeks with some meth sprinkled on top
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CBROOKS
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Schmidnj
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so you mean....overrated?
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saucer_boy_lives
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or.... he used to have some talent but he's new found popularity fueled by bro-type jackasses is now spawning terrible, over-used and over-heard bullshit that some still call good material.
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crazyfuck
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that's an insult where i come from...

DMB sucks more cock than a cheap whore.

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Elijah.
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Yeah, there are way better comics. But he's still funny.
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marsland
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its not my comparison, its from Toucher and Rich's bad comedian bracket.  i found it hilarious so i posted it to see your reactions.  I absolutely hate dave matthews band, and am impartial to dane cook, but i see where they were coming from making the comparison.
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graciousstallion
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DMB is probly the worst band to ever live.
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Beamer12
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one of the most ignorant ns posts ive seen in a while...and of course you guys think dmb sucks. anything mainstreem sucks according to all you hardcore underground kids
17 years ago
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emopoppins
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hahahhaha

dane cook sucks
dmb sucks

nuf said
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graciousstallion
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they are just a terrible band, and it is my opinion that they suck, you could have your opinion that they are the greatest band ever, so it doesnt really matter. I realized this thread was on Dane Cook, i just wanted to say how terrible DMB was, doesnt make me ignorant.
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mistaskia
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dave matthews band is probably my favorite band.  um i dont really care about dane cook, some of his stuff is funny some of it isnt.    but dave matthews is a great band... and i am ready for the shit saying that entails.  I have gotten about anything you can say from my friends (Lineskiah11) and (oiecsoi)

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Lineskiah11
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this kid would seriously suck dave matthews dick if he had the chance.

he got a live cd from them with some 40+ songs or w.e and you would have thought he had just won the lottery. he was seriously that pumped about it
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AhrenStein
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tims got it
17 years ago
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mistaskia
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umm it was live from fenway park.  thankyou very much.  and no i would not suck his dick if i had the chance. 
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graciousstallion
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lies.
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vinnyT
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dane cook is a silly bitch....       it gets annoying though now because ppl who have only heard the kool aid man clip want to quote him                              have all his cd s on ipod

idk about dmb
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Lineskiah11
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o sorry i forgot you would just let him rape you in the ass.... you ass pirate
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mistaskia
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yep you caught me.  i was actually lying..... NOT.  such a good cd.  and ^ fish im pretty sure i wouldnt let that happen either.  cluster fuck
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SirFryanator
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DMB's music is unoriginal? Maybe some new stuff but their older songs are pretty awesome. I've seen them live twice (once just Dave Matthews, acoustic) and he still puts on amazing performances. I like how he doesn't use the stereotypical rock formula and branches out to include violin, trumpet, etc. He's been around for a while, too, so it's not like he's just copying other people and selling off of regurgitated pop bullshit.
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Bulky
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completly true
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C-Burg
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yeah he has some funny stuff but most of it sucks
17 years ago
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Abes2009
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they both are garbage, yet everone loves them
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skifree919
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true. i didn't realize it was unoriginal to use a cello, violin, trumpet, and saxophone and have random dudes all over the place as guests and stuff. 

if you can't tell im being sarcastic
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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DMB is OK, Dane Cook however makes me feel like I'm watching some drunk frat dude rant for an hour.
17 years ago
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Mr.O
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I love the people that give there opinion on how they "hate" a band and then dont give a reason why they dislike them. Look i have no problem with you not liking them, i could give 2 shits that you think they suck but just give a reason why you dont like them.

Personally, I'm not a huge DMB fan but i do like them along with other chill bands like Grand Funk Railroad and Eric Clapton
17 years ago
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r0dubs
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didn't the dave matthews band suck?
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Swan_Solo
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I got biznatched at for describing dane cook's vicious circle as "unfunny comedy"
17 years ago
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hotdog.garbage
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like...in a fight?
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lloyd_christmas
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well you just made yourself look very intelligent....great post.
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