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Fucking Breck can eat a fat dick

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snowbladesforlife
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After not allowing gapers in your park today, you then arrest a friend. First they stopped allowing gapers in Park Lane and Freeway. If you are good enough to hit jumps on kid's skis/snowblades, then you are good enough to be drunk hitting jumps in park lane. Only letting people in dressed normally? I wear women's jeans normally, dick. I thought Stalin was dead.

Then you arrest my friend for being drunk at the top of beaver run? What bullshit. I can't come up with 800 in cash for bail, I assume there are other charges in there, besides just disorderly. What ass crap. And why do you need someone sober to sign them out of jail. How the fuck do you find someone sober on gaper day? Suck a fat dick ski patrol and Breck PD. If a man wants to ski drunk, then let him ski drunk. He wasn't hurting anyone besides the racial slurs he tossed off the lifts.

Fuck you Breck.

Fuck you Vail Resorts.

Eat a fat cock anyone from Breck PD.

Ski Patrol, this isn't fucking post WWII Berlin, let people hit the jumps.

The police officer hit my friend in the face, that's why his nose was bleeding.

But props on the tackle when he tried to skate away, that was hilarious; made my day.
Apr 1 2008 9:09PM
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snowbladesforlife
Posts: 2033 - Karma: -3
He tried to ski away, but got lazy, then officer Barabarady tackled his ass, which made it worth it. Plus he wasn't in a good spot after all that Mickey's and BV. Bail/bonds in Breck, is there an NS discount?
Apr 1 2008 9:13PM
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eheath
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Ha damn thats weak, we were drinking and shit all day today and doing like 30 person trains.
Apr 1 2008 9:14PM
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keystoner1
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that sucks man sorry to hear it. but vail resorts are gay aside from having good mtns. how they run them is dumb. but sorry to hear man
Apr 1 2008 9:25PM
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Rapt0r
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thats mad funny for us that werent there. i cant believe they set up bouncers for the park

sucks about your friend though. police in summit are fucking gay
Apr 1 2008 10:06PM
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Ryanvdonk
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that's just brecks way of saying april fools
Apr 1 2008 10:07PM
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W.o.R.d
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i saw a snowboarder get his pass pulled without warning cause he was buttering around a lot of people. they argued pretty intensely for awhile and the snowboarder actually ended up being a breck employee hahaha the ski patrol dude was so lame and didn't even give the kid a chance.
Apr 1 2008 10:12PM
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adski11
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shit was such bullshit, i really wanted to stab the faggot ski patroller with the mustache.  i tried to get back in the park claiming that a tall tee was the opposite of gaper attire, but they wouldn't buy it.  according to them, having a bunch of kids mob down a park is more dangerous then having them mob through beginner trails and almost running over countless actual gapers, not really getting the logic there.     At the end of the day we saw that guy with the bloody nose screaming at a cop while the cop just stood there with his dog, one of the funniest things i've ever seen. fuck breck 
Apr 1 2008 10:30PM
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levistewart
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i was just about to write a simmilar thread cause there so fucked up breck really messed up today they gave ur friend a felkin bloody nose and all, and they that one dumb skier patroler wouldn't et me wear me skis as oot protectos what an expletive
Apr 1 2008 11:17PM
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LO_GO
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haha yeah i saw the park crew yelling at that kid
Apr 1 2008 11:27PM
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scandy101
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yeah breck is fucking gay as fuck. thats so messed up that they wouldnt let people in because they were dressed up. we even saw them let some real gayper with a bright suit in, the only reason they let her in is probably cause she was like 50. i dont see how its better to let real gaypers in rather than good skiers pretending to be gaypers.
and thats fucking retarded that they would rather have us bomb the beginner runs spraying people and doing crazy shit, thats so much more dangerous than going through the park doing sick tricks.
so fuck vail resorts for descriminating and being no fun party poopers.
Apr 1 2008 11:28PM
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skibum193
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i dont get angry... ever, but i was sooo pissed today. FUCK breck mtn safety, park crew and ski patrol. i asked the head guy earrly in the day for some sunscreen and he seemed nice. then turned total ASS when I tried to file a complaint. fuck them. there was some mom screaming at us about being reckless and i wanted to go tell her that because management wouldn't let us in the park here kids get scared. ooops. so now im gonna give a nice fuck you to all those who love power tripping.
Apr 2 2008 12:31AM
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mistaT
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How drunk was everyone?  I know some of you mt kids love your booze and blacking out...

not pointing fingers, more curious than anything cause I couldn't make it up but no doubt I would have been pounding PBR's

highlights of the day?
Apr 2 2008 12:44AM
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Jeff_Lo
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then again you'll support them again next season by buying the same pass as everyone will!  Take a stand if you are actually pissed about it, not like they'll miss your 399 bucks.
Apr 2 2008 1:35AM
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doGelyst
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maybe if every single fuckhead wasnt acting like a complete retard, there would have not been a problem. But no, none of you guys give two fucks about anyone else other than yourselves. Eat a fat dick. It wasnt my call that all that shit happened, and fuck you for talking any shit on park crew. We bust our ass so shit is better for YOU every single day. Fuck off.
Apr 2 2008 1:46AM
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XtRemE11
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its gaper day, everyone acts crazy and does stupid shit on gaper day every year, they always have and they always will. all the other mountains deal with it and usually have fun with it. but breck has to be gay as fuck and try and ruin everybodys fun as much as they can.
and compared to other gaper days ive done, this one wasnt that crazy or reckless at all compared to them, yeah every now and then there would be a big train or like 3 people would hit a jump at once, but there was nothing very dangerous or crazy.
and whats funny is that they were letting real gapers in, the people that fuck themselves up and others by knowing nothing about what your supposed to do in a park, hell 1 gaper died this year on like a 20 footer at breck, yet the gay ski patrol bitches at all the experienced skiers pretending to be gapers instead.

and i dont think anyone was getting mad at the park crew, i think it was mostly the speed patrol guys and ski patrol that people were getting pissed at. though some of the park crew guys are pretty big douches sometimes. anyway yeah you make shit better for us because its your JOB, you get paid for it, your no more special than any other normal person just cause you shovel snow around.

anyway its just fucked up how gay breck is about gaper day, its one day out of the whole year where people goof off like crazy and get to be as dumb as they want, every other mountain is ok with it, but i guess there must be a bunch of power tripping assholes at breck that think they have to fuck it up for everyone else. people just need to cheer the fuck up. like i saw this one group of gangstered out snowboarders talking shit to all the gaper day participants saying how dumb we are and shit. people like that and whoever decided to close the park need to relax and have fun.
Apr 2 2008 2:44AM
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snowbladesforlife
Posts: 2033 - Karma: -3
No one was even that drunk this year and they shut down the parks; bullshit. No one is hating on park crew. They are hating on cops and ski patrol that had too much authority. I am still surprised gapers didn't rush the park with a train with like 100 people deep, in fact I am little let down.


What is worse is that they let some girl into Freeway. Guaranteed she wouldn't hit the jumps or any rails, just pro ho her way down to lip slapping the pipe. Fucking bullshit. If I weren't hammered right now I would be pissed. Just for this I am going to spray as many 85 dollar a day paying gapers as possible. I will not a buy a pass next year. Not just because of this, but because of this whole bulllshit Vail Resorts mentality and the whole not living here thing.

Fucking just let people be drunk and be dicks to the gapers, they deserve it after all the shit they put up with.
Apr 2 2008 2:57AM
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doGelyst
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get paid for it.... lol barely :P
Apr 2 2008 8:08AM
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Dustin.
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I don't understand why you're angry he got arrested for being drunk in public.  It's illegal.  What do you expect?  Closing the park kind of sucks though.
Apr 2 2008 10:33AM
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skibum193
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now look whose making gross generalizations, realize that not every single person was being retarded. in fact, the only thing different from a regular park day was teh amount of old school tricks thrown. some of the park crew guys were as pissed as me, but some were total dicks, so therefore i made the generalization of fuck the park crew, there you go.
Apr 2 2008 2:14PM
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skibum193
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im not hating on the work you guys do, just yesterday pissed me off.
Apr 2 2008 2:33PM
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HappyTreez
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what were you trying to complian about?
we peaced out early cuz there were too many pigs about and we couldnt burn down safely.

Apr 2 2008 2:34PM
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skibum193
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about how they were being unreasonable to have a ban on everyone dressed up as a gaper, not based on sobriety or actions, just clothing
Apr 2 2008 2:50PM
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snowbladesforlife
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I thought I had my friend getting tackled on video, but it ran out of memory a minute before it happened. What bullshit.

Why aren't they kicking actual gapers out of the parks during the week?
Apr 3 2008 11:49AM
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Rapt0r
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real gapers = $$$ for vail
Apr 3 2008 1:11PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Can real gapers tell the difference between real gapers and fake gapers? Aren't they oblivious to the world around them?
Apr 3 2008 10:12PM
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Rapt0r
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i heard that they complain and that's why vail resorts are so strict with this shit. I think it's all pretty damn funny though.
Apr 3 2008 10:42PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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yea thats what I think.....heres an article in the daily summit about it..this girl is retarded, tourist love breck, and they always will...if vail resorts lost the people that really ski the mountain, then they will lose there real value



n response to today’s letter about “hardworking, underpaid locals” who deserve to celebrate Gaper Day, I sit amazed that locals feel so victimized by their chosen home that they would actually suggest that they are entitled to make fun of the people who help to support their lifestyles.

Do these “locals” ever consider that visitors work hard somewhere too and that they are doing us the favor by choosing Breckenridge to spend their valuable time and resources?

It is ridiculous to suggest that we should be allowed to mock visitors because “they flood the grocery stores and swamp the ski slopes”. That level of “busy” significantly helps to fund daycare, affordable housing, recreation centers, etc ... for “hardworking, underpaid locals”.

I have lived here for 13 years, a relatively short time. Living here is a choice and I chose to live here where life is blissful despite having spent quite a few years working 2 or 3 jobs and only being able to afford a tiny, very expensive condo.

I cherish every moment I can spend skinning up a mountain, going trail running, seeing a great concert, boating wild rivers ... If you are so bitter about the inconveniences of life here that your spirit is filled with need to be mean to hard working folks who are kind enough to visit then it is time for you to move. How would you feel if you were reviled and made fun of while you were on vacation because you had the audacity to make that place “busy”?

Someone needs to say it: Locals, stop your bratty, spoiled whining. You aren’t forced to live here, make the choice to be a kind and happy influence on this community, or leave and go back to your hometown where there are no grocery lines and no skiing, no snowboarding, no mountain, nobiking, no boating …

Apr 3 2008 10:53PM
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XtRemE11
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that was dumb, its not that we are like making fun of them cause we hate them, we are just mocking them cause its fun as fuck! like i have nothing against gapers, i think alot of them are really awesome, its just fun to be able to goof off for a day and not worry about how much steeze you have and shit, instead its all 100% about having fun.
and with the way everyone dresses on gaper day, its not mocking anyone, cause the outfits are so crazy and way more gaper than anyone you will ever see on the mountain.

Apr 3 2008 11:18PM
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HappyTreez
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they should just rename it 80's day and avoid all the bullshit with calling it gaper day
Apr 4 2008 12:14AM
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Shpadoinkle
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How we dress for ONE day is keeping them from skiing and spending money? I fucking doubt it.
Apr 4 2008 11:46AM
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Mr.LemonPie
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And I think we may even make some gapers feel good about themselves, I can just see it now, "see honey this suit ain't that out of fashion, everyone is wearing them." How do the tourists know it is gaper day? Retarded.
Apr 4 2008 3:49PM
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KeithB.
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Man, that sucks. Its not a government ski area, they can make and enforce any rules they want. I avoid frontside skiing. I'm not buying a lift ticket next year. Instead I will be taking my $1600 and putting a down payment on a new sled. Back country booters and fresh snow 2 weeks after a storm are where its at.
Apr 4 2008 5:45PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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Where the hell are you paying 1600 bucks for a pass?
Apr 4 2008 5:59PM
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Bschafer
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Word, and ski patrol if you bitch about how much you get paid leave or suck it up. You have a decision nobody is forcing you to work there and if you are being underpaid for your human capital than either you are an idiot or you understand that your perks are worth the low pay.
Apr 4 2008 6:00PM
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KeithB.
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Aspen. If you wait too long it goes up to $1879.
Apr 4 2008 7:48PM
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LO_GO
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thats fucking crazy hell no i would never pay that much for a pass
Apr 4 2008 9:58PM
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Piste.Off
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fuck aspen seriously, everything way overpriced and all the rich ass yuppies will drive you crazy
Apr 4 2008 10:37PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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and Aspen isn't even that great...highlands is fun I guess but that is about it...
Apr 5 2008 3:16AM
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KeithB.
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I've been many places for skiing, and I like it here. It seems more permanent. There is actually a really great community if you can get past the second home owners. Like I said though, I don't think I will be purchasing a pass next year. We have some really kick ass snowmobiling and back country, so thats where I'll be spending much of my time. My sled is getting a little hagered, time to upgrade.
Apr 5 2008 12:12PM
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snowboardersrule
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B-rent, your positive attittude about gapers is not welcome in this thread. go take that to the texas forum.
Apr 6 2008 2:06AM
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Mr.LemonPie
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There is no way you are actually that dumb....





That was an article in the newspaper that he copy-pasted you dumbass, learn how to read.
Apr 6 2008 11:27AM
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doGelyst
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WHEN WILL THIS GOD DAMN SNOW STOP.

(if you are rooting for powder in april, you are a fag)
Apr 6 2008 8:32PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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why is that in this thread? Just wondering...
Apr 6 2008 9:03PM
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LO_GO
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yeah i wondering that too now
Apr 6 2008 9:11PM
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jsizzle
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finally you have something decent to bitch about instead of your 13 hour work day
Apr 6 2008 11:36PM
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Rapt0r
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the more the merrier. if you aren't rooting for powder, then move to the east coast :)
Apr 7 2008 1:15AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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your retarded....can you read...i dont have a POSITIVE attitude towards gapeeers
Apr 7 2008 3:44PM
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snowboardersrule
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hey go suck pussy dicks! don't tell me what i can and can't read! i have an 8th grade education and make 180 gs a year!
Apr 7 2008 11:02PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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cool for you...lets end this now
Apr 8 2008 9:27PM
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thejackal1177
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i dont see how they can restrict people because of there clothing, thast fucking wack
Apr 28 2008 8:24PM
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