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I'll write your papers for you

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Meh42
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Seriously.  I'm broke and my car needs some kind of expensive mechanical loving.

So here's the deal.  I'm recovering from surgery and have a shit load of free time on my hands.  I'm willing to take money/schwag/sexual favors/video games/skate stuff/ski stuff/small children/food (depends)/just about anything with some kind of monetary value.  Send me a message and we can work something out.



17 years ago
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.SteezusChrist.
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for all i know, you are a high school dropout who is illiterate and blind, so assure people that you are educated or have graduated hs or something

plus chances of getting caught seem rather high
17 years ago
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
I got a 4 and a 5 on my English AP's and a 34 Comp on my ACT.  I'm currently taking a year off, but next fall I'm headed to DU on the biggest scholarship they give to non-CO students.

How would you get caught?  Does your English teacher happen to know how to hack NS and read private messages?  If so, you've got a pretty bad-ass English teacher and probably shouldn't cross him.
17 years ago
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
If only you could take my exams for me too....
17 years ago
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
You've got WRX right?  If it's newer than '02, give it to me and we'll call it a deal.
17 years ago
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user098123
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It actually is an '02. Sorry.
17 years ago
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Fish_Sandwich.
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my threads haha
senioritis, but I still have to get decent grades
17 years ago
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Meh42
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Wagon or sedan?  I've got an '02 wagon.  It's continued survival means enough to me that I'm actually trying to intellectually whore myself out to newschoolers. Oh happy days.
17 years ago
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Bentley@DOSMedia
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dude like a week too late...
1200 point paper due next week, but all i got to do is correct mine.
17 years ago
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user098123
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Pics are in my profile haha. It's a sedan.
17 years ago
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
There hasn't been all that much thunder to steal.

Let's team up and find a better website to advertise on.  Hahaha, it could just work.


17 years ago
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Meh42
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That's one good looking car.  I always wanted a sedan, but now that I've got the wagon I wouldn't trade it.  It's just so damn convenient.  If I brought a tarp along I could practically fit a whole family of bodies back there.  I mean... wait... what?
17 years ago
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user098123
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Haha, AND it's a turbo charged rally car so you have a good chance of outrunning the cops on a curvy road!
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Meh42
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Hahahah, I actually got fucked over in back in November by that same mentality.  I was driving this windy little 20 mph road at night when some headlights started burning a whole in my ass.  I figured I would just speed up and lose the asshole and ended up with a 100 dollar speeding ticket for going 23 over.
17 years ago
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beer.
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those are pretty good credentials.  the only problem i see is that generally professors have a really specific way they want you to write.

I would be willing to pay you to write my lit review for us judiciary.  ill send you a PM, we can talk.
17 years ago
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snowbladesforlife
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Wow, DU, you must be fucking brilliant.
17 years ago
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ISkiSwitch
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The only problem with your plan is any seasoned english teacher will be able to tell the writing style of every person in that class. Especially by this time of the year. Even if you write the paper, the kid who hands that in is screwed.
17 years ago
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RudyGarmisch
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20 page term paper for my Entomology class?
17 years ago
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R.Fahey
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Good point, unless it's a big class like some of my college classes.  200 kids in one big auditorium class, the teacher doesn't even know you exist. 
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ISkiSwitch
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Yea, but he's already explained he's not quite in college yet. Therefor I wouldn't trust him with a college level paper.

No offense man, those scores on an AP English exam are impressive. I'm just pointing it out.
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Meh42
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It's true, I'm not in college.  I can write, but if it's a complicated post-freshman subject odds are I really won't have the necessary background in it.  Also I would really not recommend having me, or anyone like me write your paper if you're in a really small class or know your prof personally.  That's just a disaster waiting to happen.
17 years ago
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ISkiSwitch
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lol, good call. Maybe you could do research and write a very detailed outline for an essay. just leave the grammar to the kid.

haha, im tired. g'night NS.
17 years ago
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cobra_commander
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thats your own dumb fault
17 years ago
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titsLOL
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I'm sure he could handle writing most college papers. I go to UU and my paper were graded way harder in my high school than here. I guess I also don't take any serious lit classes or anything though... wanna take my accounting exam in a few weeks please? kthx
17 years ago
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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my threads! haha i start school in 2 weeks.
17 years ago
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Hannah.
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my lit prof is crazy..told us to write a random paper about bees...
17 years ago
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BMB
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why the hell would u want small children?
17 years ago
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Meh42
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Hahahahaha, that made me laugh.  They could come in handy, I don't know.  I'll figure out what to do with them when I get some.

I do have a job actually.  It's so dull my eyes practically bleed.  At least this is a more entertaining way to make some money.
17 years ago
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snowbladesforlife
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Don't offer to write college level papers if you have never been to college and also don't act like the shit for getting into such a mediocre school.
17 years ago
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
Or what? Are you going to beat me up?

Fuck off.
17 years ago
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uni-corn
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Legit guy!!!

He wrote me an Art History paper and it is soooooo legit. And he did it for cheap too!
17 years ago
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Concord
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wagons are soo tight buddy of mine has a 02 wrx wagon front mount 18 g turbo full 3inch turbo back exhaust stage 2 access port.. pretty cool car for a wagon
17 years ago
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BootySpunk.
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Damnit, I should of had you write my English essay I gotta fuckin' 69...hah.....on it :[
17 years ago
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*Michael*
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starting a sweatshop, duh.

17 years ago
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skiP.E.I.
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Sorry to bust up your thread, but imo, writing someone elses papers and/or getting papers written for you is very amoral and is only going to hurt in the long run, completely aside from there being huge academic consequences if you get caught. It is totally 'selling out' to get someone else to write a paper for you, and it really is not that hard to do anyway. I think everyone should do their own work, and be happy about it. I know I get a rally good feeling when I finish a paper and know I did it all myself. I'm probably gonna get a lot of hate for this, but I had to say it.
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Concord
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Have to kind of agree with you..go get you own a or f haha
17 years ago
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BrightonFridays
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you can have my little brother if you right me some papers

17 years ago
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Bugler
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ahahha
17 years ago
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HappyTreez
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DU is not a mediocre school
17 years ago
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doublexl
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whoa, that means you could fit like 15 asian kids in their. which you could then sell into slavery an...viola! no need to write papers!
17 years ago
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Smuffy
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seriously?
17 years ago
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snowbladesforlife
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Do you go to CMC or something?
17 years ago
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sirmurdah
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maybe if you were literate i'd WRITE you some papers
17 years ago
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uni-corn
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Yes. Seriously.

It was an extremely well written paper, and it should get really high marks
17 years ago
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Smuffy
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let us know what your grades are when you get them back.
17 years ago
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comeatmebro
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really though, how can they prove it? there is no way to prove it's not yours, none whatsoever. as long as you read over the paper and have a general idea what it's about, you're in the clear. and uni-corn i think he meant did you seriously have him write an art history paper...not sure though.
17 years ago
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Skierguy1234
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try pokeclipse
17 years ago
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Nico_G
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Ill do you sexual favors for you to finish my senior year











NOT
17 years ago
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treesmann
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hhahahahahaha
17 years ago
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Smuffy
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lol.
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