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cj
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How long is the longest you ever went without beating it? Im at about 2 weeks now and goin strong.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

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Oct 6 2003 3:20PM
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jo-skis
Posts: 261 - Karma: 10
its odd how less girls admit it and/or try it once in their life....why is that girls?

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Oct 6 2003 7:17PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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If I had a vagina my hand would be in it all the time.

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
Oct 6 2003 7:26PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
shit, i couldnt make it more than 2 weeks, even with a girl. damn, its the thought of the fun that gets to me...

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Benjamin Franklin.
Oct 6 2003 8:14PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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I forgot what I am replying to...................

\shiiiiiat..........

oh yeah I remember

read my post foo and I guess if there was ever a time when I really could have I had a boyfriend there for assistance.






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Oct 6 2003 8:19PM
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flatspinner
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i think for girls it's less socially acceptable. I mean everyone knows that guys can't go very long without whacking it, but I think girls don't admit it because it may be looked down upon. But if girls admit then more power to them because they are comfortable with their sexuality and that's sexy.


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Oct 6 2003 8:28PM
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caleBCaleb
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theres no denying it cause theyve all done it at least once. and if they do deny it theyre lying
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Oct 6 2003 9:11PM
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aoe
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^ well I don't know why its a big deal for them to admitt it. but think of it like this. Do guys go around saying they stick stuff in their ass? Alot probably do it but they wont admitt it just because people will riducule them (call them gay)
Oct 6 2003 9:14PM
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PhaedeD
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^ ummm ya. lol wow.











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Oct 6 2003 9:39PM
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strode
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went two weeks once just to see if i could....when i finally did again it seriously took like 14 seconds





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Oct 6 2003 9:47PM
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petek
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well there was this one time i got injured, and couldnt do it for 3 weeks, otherwise i would chafe my little friend. it got really really bad, every semi-good looking chik i saw, i got bigger.


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Oct 6 2003 9:49PM
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FalseTile
Posts: 446 - Karma: 11
after two weeks my balls are ready to explode

and to girls that say they've never done it it is such a boldfaced lie. I mean you have this cave down there that your fingers fit into perfectly, everyone has done it out of curiousity if not for pleasure


I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be.
Oct 6 2003 11:08PM
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mo-rod
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 8
some girls can get off just by convulsing the stomach and breathing a certain way. one girl I know said all the guys she's dated finger her better than she fingers herself.
Also, if u use a shower head that counts ladies!
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Oct 6 2003 11:11PM
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skierdudeguy
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^hahahahahha! thats great


remember; i cant be trusted, becase the only ski movies ive ever seen were the warren miller ones, and in the haze.

and yes, i am in love with (a) sam caylor and (b)harvey.
Oct 6 2003 11:23PM
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GeneralDisorder
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i think like a month when i was recovering form surgery.. i didnt even think about polishing the purple helmet till i was fine. i was in too much pain




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Oct 7 2003 12:04AM
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flatspinner
Posts: 2701 - Karma: 546
4 months w/o it = almost non existant stamina. but hey according to australian scientists, the more you ejaculate, the less chance of prostate cancer



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'he's not violating seabreeze, wait wait, now he's violating seabreeze.'
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Oct 7 2003 12:11AM
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lalalalaura
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probably like 2 weeks
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Oct 7 2003 12:22AM
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mo-rod
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go girls!
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Oct 7 2003 10:38AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
I think girls don't admitt it because then they think everybody will call them bi or a dyke or whatever...

And in some cases they're right cause i called my g/f a bisexual whore for like a month because she made out with some chiack and went home and fingered herself...

but yeah, I think only the chicks would know why they don't tell so they should tell us. NOW!


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Oct 7 2003 4:42PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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girls dont do it cause society says 'be proper' and the finger-bangin just doesnt fit with that, so they say no, i dont do that, or they dont, and miss out. or theyre afraid if they say they do 400 guys will suddenly jump on them and just start humping until ..... yeah.
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Oct 7 2003 4:45PM
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skierdudeguy
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i would



remember; i cant be trusted, becase the only ski movies ive ever seen were the warren miller ones, and in the haze.

and yes, i am in love with (a) sam caylor and (b)harvey.
Oct 7 2003 5:16PM
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MightyDrake
Posts: 222 - Karma: 13
I'd say a week and half. so about 10days
Oct 7 2003 5:18PM
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canadianhotchik
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I dunno...12 was the magic age for me...after that probably 3 weeks



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Oct 7 2003 5:39PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
yeah that one girl did look like she was 2 or13. but my number is 40 days. this girl at my school bet me i coulsnt do it over lent
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
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Oct 7 2003 6:45PM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
hahaha whoever said that sticking things up there ass comment is so fucked up


i really dont think most people do that

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Oct 7 2003 7:14PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
'but my number is 40 days. this girl at my school bet me i coulsnt do it over lent'

...So kind of like a hand-held version of 40 Days and 40 Nights?


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Oct 7 2003 7:19PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
hahahahaha, get it?! HAND-HELD!!!!!!

I think I took that in a complete opposite context as was intended


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Oct 7 2003 7:26PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
ahahahahahahaaha, soooo funny....

this thread is great....

but i'm with gallant, i've gone for like 10 weeks when i got wrecked. not being able to walk kinda sucks.
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Oct 7 2003 7:48PM
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mo-rod
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 8
sarah is witty

catie u were 12 the first time u got urself off? damn
lates moe

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Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

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Oct 7 2003 11:24PM
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