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A GOOD JOKE...

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je_te_baise
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lets do a joke contest in here so at least we have some fun instead of talking about who is the cuttest male in the industry, thread done by a male anyway ...GAY


so lets start the jokes here


what does have for legs and a arm..?

a pitbull in a kindergarten


mahahahha
Mar 31 2008 7:37AM
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unchyll
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knock knock
Mar 31 2008 7:41AM
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-+Siver+-
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you wanna hear a good joke non ski gabber or at least the jokes have to be funny
Mar 31 2008 7:42AM
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kzrstf
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why is there no mexicans at the olympics game?
All mexicans who can run fast or jump high allready ran away from the country

Mar 31 2008 7:43AM
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je_te_baise
Posts: 251 - Karma: 10
mahahahahah good one ...

how can you fit 120 jews in a car...?

in the hashtrey...
lol
Mar 31 2008 8:37AM
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Foxy_Grandpa
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kinda twisted...
Mar 31 2008 8:45AM
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je_te_baise
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hum ?? twisted ??

how bout this one ?

what do you say to a girl with 2 black eyes ?


nothing you already told the bitch twice
Mar 31 2008 9:09AM
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je_te_baise
Posts: 251 - Karma: 10
a white & a black men are taking a piss in a lake

the white men says the breeze is pretty cold

the black men answers yeah the water too
Mar 31 2008 9:16AM
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mistaskia
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So a guy walks into a bar and sees a jar full of 100$ bills.  he walks up to the bartender and asks what its for.  The bartender says you have to put 100$ in to find out.  He says ok so puts 100$ in the jar and the guy says "there is a dog outside with a bad tooth and a old lady upstairs who hasnt been sexually satisfied in years.  If you pull the dogs tooth and satisfy the old lady you can have all the money."  the guy says "Forget that."  after a couple hours of drinking he thinks w.e i guess ill try it.  so he walks outside.  all of a sudden you here barking and grunting.  The guy walks into the bar with scratchs all over him, his cloaths are ripped and he is a mess.  he walks up to the bar and says "ok now wheres that lady with the bad tooth."

Mar 31 2008 9:57AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Who's there?
Mar 31 2008 10:00AM
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je_te_baise
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mahahahahahahahah good one dog...lol

what is that disgusting peace of meat around the vagina ?



the woman
 
Mar 31 2008 10:02AM
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tBatt
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how do you slow down a hooker?

witha governer,
Mar 31 2008 11:54AM
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Treestman
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haha thats good

i do not understand the thread creator's english
Mar 31 2008 12:52PM
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DudeAbides
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i heard they blew it up
Mar 31 2008 12:54PM
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Malcolm
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whos there
Mar 31 2008 10:33PM
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sirskizalot
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i dont like your joke
and some of the other ones are super harsh
Mar 31 2008 11:02PM
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C-Burg
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What is the difference between me and Micheal Vick



Football Talent
Mar 31 2008 11:09PM
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Caveman.
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some of these jokes are just extremely racial and insensitive especially the jew one
Mar 31 2008 11:19PM
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phishfood
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a seal walks into a club



the end
Apr 1 2008 12:32AM
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Jwalk
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BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA that is hilarious i laughed alot
Apr 1 2008 12:38AM
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ajax
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?



Where's my tractor?
Apr 1 2008 12:44AM
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mtsteeze406
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from a advice column......

"Dear Rick,
   I know many people have found your advice to be helpful in thier relationships, so here it goes....for the past month my husband has been acting funny and different. He always goes to work late, and never talks to me much, I didnt think much of it until the other day. I was driving to work when all of a sudden my car shuddered to a screeching halt. Luckily i got a ride from a friend back to my house, and what did i find? My husband making passionate love to aanother women!! i cant believe this is happening, please help me save my marriage....
-Jessica

Dear Jessica
    A car stalling unexpectedly can happen for a number of reasons. Check for debris in your fuel line, and make sure your cyclinders have full compression. If the problem persists, there could be a problem with your injectors, in which case i advise you to see a certified mechanic. Good Luck!
-Rick"
Apr 1 2008 12:45AM
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vzdz
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once upon a time there was thread named "OH MY GOD".......
Apr 1 2008 12:45AM
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Eric_D
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i lol'd
Apr 1 2008 12:48AM
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EClay46
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hahahahaha, i laughed so good after this
Apr 1 2008 1:07AM
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Craigskis
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What does it mean when a blonde has a runny nose?

She's full.
Apr 1 2008 1:16AM
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charmander
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mine got deleted

WHAT THE HELL!
Apr 1 2008 1:18AM
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gordie.
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why can't hellen keller drive?

because shes a woman


Apr 1 2008 1:23AM
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charmander
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ahahahahahaha
Apr 1 2008 1:26AM
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three6steeze
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why shouldent women be allowed to drive?




Because there's no road between the kitchen and the laundry room!
Apr 1 2008 1:38AM
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Silence
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What is green and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

- A Golf Course.


Why did the baby fall off the swing?

- It had no arms and no legs

Apr 1 2008 1:42AM
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_alli_
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A Canadian walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a drink.  The kiwis at the bar size him up and glare at him a bit, expecting him to be another aussie backpacker.  The bartender asks what he does for a living, and the canadian replies "I'm a taxidermist."  "A tixidermist? what the hick is a tixidermist?" said the bartender.  "I mount animals" said the canadian. "Ohhhhhh," said the bartender, "It's alright everyone, he's one of us!"
Apr 1 2008 1:46AM
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Abc567def
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A guy is walking down the beach when he sees a girl with no arms and now legs crying, so he goes up to her and says "whats wrong?". and she says that she has never been hugged before. So he says "alright" and gives her a hug. but she keeps crying. So he says "whats wrong now?" and she says "ive never been kissed before", so he says "ok" and kisses her. but she keeps on crying, so he says "Now whats wrong" and she says "ive never been fucked before" so he says "ok", then picks her up and throws her into the ocean and says "Now your fucked"

Apr 1 2008 3:01AM
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-Kieran-
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what do a fat girl and a moped have in common?

there both fun to ride but u dont want ur friends to see u on one

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when ur wife comes in from the kitchen and starts bitching you out in the living room what have u done wrong?



made the chain to long
Apr 1 2008 3:58AM
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slashquatch
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Why did the plane crash?

It was driven by a loaf of bread.
Apr 1 2008 10:10AM
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BMB
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thats great^ ok mines lame but here we go
a burger and a hot dog wlak into a bar.  They sit down and order a couple of beers.  The bartender refuses to serve them and says, "sorry we dont serve food."
I'll think of better ones later.
Apr 1 2008 10:19AM
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christo4
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Apr 1 2008 10:24AM
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BMB
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i get it, his right hand was being used to make friction with his wooden penis, and he jacked it off so fast it caught on fire, thats a good one.  You are very creative.
Apr 1 2008 10:31AM
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wrenegade
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Not sure why, but I loved that one.
Apr 1 2008 11:40AM
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afton_steeze
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why is there no mexican olympic team?

because all the mexicans that can run, swim, or jump, are in the US.
Apr 1 2008 11:45AM
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je_te_baise
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 yep yep we talking now...lol


here i go with some more lame ones...lol

a horse gets into a bar and orders a rhum

the barmaid serves him, then he goes...


what's with the long face...??



think about it and then laugh...lol



wink






Apr 1 2008 4:15PM
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andrew.
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why didnt the little girl cross the road?


she got HIT BY A TRUCK
Apr 1 2008 4:36PM
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ski420patrol
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Guess what I got my girlfriend for her b-day?


A frying pan, and a dildo. If she doesn't want to cook she can go fuck herself.
Apr 1 2008 4:50PM
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0123456789
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a bear walks into a bar, the bartender goe s what can i get ya?
the bear says ill take a.....................beer.
the bartender says, why the big paws?
the bear goes, caus e im a bear!!!!!!11 one eleven poopboobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



hahahaah im so hillarious!!!!!
Apr 1 2008 4:57PM
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je_te_baise
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ahahaha goood one
...!!!!

how do you make a blond girl eye's glow `




put a maglite in her hear ...


im so fuking hilarious...lol
Apr 1 2008 6:20PM
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mistaskia
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Why did helin keller break her arm while driving?



she was trying to read the street signs
Apr 1 2008 6:24PM
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i.ski.troll.
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one day litlle jonny black boys mom was making cooking cookies and he splashed flour all over his face, and says he mommy im a white boy his mom slaps him up side the head and says go tell your dad what you just said.  he goes to his dad and says, hey dad im a white boy, hes dad punchs him in the gut and says go tell your grandma what you just said.  jonny goes to his grandma and says hey look im a white a boy, his grandma tells him to go sit in the corner and think about what you just said.  30 minutes later jonny goes back to his grandma and says, yeah ive been a white boy for 30 minutes and i already hate all you ni**as!

Apr 1 2008 6:27PM
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theres_ghosts
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hear about klu klux knevil?


he tryed to jump 16 black guys in a steamroller
Apr 1 2008 6:31PM
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je_te_baise
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mahahahahahahahahahahahahah


funny ass one...




Apr 2 2008 3:51PM
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