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Achmed the terrorist!

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skiRay
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this is some funny shit imo. my heart almost stoped. i was laughing so hard (sorry if its a repost) http://youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
Mar 29 2008 10:36PM
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skiRay
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bump
Mar 29 2008 10:59PM
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snowriderdj
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old but funny
Mar 29 2008 11:15PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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its about as funny as Larry the Cable Guy.
Mar 30 2008 1:25AM
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ThaLetterM.
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which is zero funny
Mar 30 2008 1:37AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Silence! I keel you!

Larry the Cable Guy is definitely a Southern thing because I am the only one on NS that enjoys him.
Mar 30 2008 1:46AM
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kepler.
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Or Carlos Mencia...
Mar 30 2008 12:14PM
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beer.
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maybe you just have a shitty sense of humor
Mar 30 2008 5:44PM
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Cpt_Barbosa
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haha i watched that at like christmas time and i still laugh every time i  watch it

IM GONNA HAVE CANCER TONIGHT

bahahahaha
Mar 30 2008 6:01PM
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JC_Nolan
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Deffinitly mad funny

Mar 30 2008 6:12PM
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*rkp*
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I don't even think this is that funny...
Mar 30 2008 6:14PM
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shibby
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I find it reaaaaaallllly creepy. It's kind of funny too.
Mar 30 2008 6:19PM
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timmi
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yeah nothing was funny about that.
Mar 30 2008 6:51PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Thank you.
Mar 30 2008 7:01PM
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RudyGarmisch
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I think he meant that as "you have a shitty sense of humor."

Just sayin.
Mar 30 2008 7:10PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Yeah, I know. I said, "Thank you."
Mar 30 2008 7:16PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Can you actually physically laugh at Larry the Cable Guy? My guts seriously wrench whenever I see him attempt a shoddy one-liner.
Mar 30 2008 7:22PM
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ThaLetterM.
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same here. him, carlos mencia, and jeff dunham are so painfully corny i cant even put it into words
Mar 30 2008 7:27PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Yeah, I actually know the guy and he's funny off stage.
Mar 30 2008 8:21PM
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Benedetto.
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that puppet guy was voted the best stand up comedy show during january, a month on comedy central devoted to stand up. i remember the first half hour and first few puppets funny then the second half hour suckedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

larry the cable guy is hilarious but ron white is even funnier
Mar 30 2008 9:38PM
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Shpadoinkle
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You are the only other person on NS who likes Larry. And yes, Ron White is funnier.


They call me Tater Salad.
Mar 30 2008 10:01PM
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gordie.
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demetri martin rules all
Mar 30 2008 10:56PM
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beer.
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no way?  hes funny off-stage?  I would think that as a comedian you would try to showcase your best attempts at humor when you're on stage.  maybe im crazy

and what the fuck does they call me tater salad mean?  or git r done?  or any of that shit?
Mar 30 2008 10:59PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Oh, shoosh.

OMG. Just listen to the story Ron White is telling. It's his alias.
Git R' Done means "Get it done," but was transformed with Southern accents into Git R' Done.

Mar 31 2008 12:07AM
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skithebert
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dude ron white is funny.  there is no question that he is head and shoulders above all the other guys.

he stands alone.
Mar 31 2008 12:15AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Mar 31 2008 12:26AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Here's the "They call me Tater Salad". I couldn't embed.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=u7WLfY2455o
Mar 31 2008 12:33AM
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jwaveson
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You aren't the only one that likes larry the cable guy. I'm more so a fan of Ron White and Bill Engval.
Mar 31 2008 11:07AM
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Schmidnj
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Ron white is the only funny person on blue collar comedy tour.
Mar 31 2008 11:44AM
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Mr.O
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Gotta love Ac-flem-med the terrorist

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military…

[it’s not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…

I KILL YOUOUOU!

Mar 31 2008 2:38PM
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Nicholas.
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haha okay i wasnt gonna wsay anything but you are officially the biggest name dropper on this site, ive heard you drop like 10 in the past and this is the third one today there was dumont, then this and one other i forgot.....just saying.
Mar 31 2008 6:02PM
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Wis_Skier_23
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i think its pretty funny...i have seen it SOOOO many times though that its not as funny anymore...i like this better

Mar 31 2008 8:17PM
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Shpadoinkle
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What am I supposed to say?
Knowing "Larry" isn't a big thing in my neck of the woods. (No pun intended.) We party with the same people. Get over it.
I MET Dumont at NAO. Who didn't?

If you want to meet "famous" people then walk outside.
Apr 1 2008 5:40PM
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