Replying to So im going to beat the shit out of my brother/ help my out/ a deal for you

As some of you know that were in buy/sell/trade im in the market for a Red Bull hat. Well I found one and bought it. All that hunting for one got me hungry so I decided to get something to eat downstairs. My brother, while I was gone, thought it would be hilarious if he bid on one of the hats on ebay while I was gone. So now theres like a half hour left and no one has out bid me and I dont have any money to pay for this thing. I asked the guy to retract the bid but he cant because its under a hour. so now im calling upon any one that wants a Red Bull hat for $41.95. If you happen to want one you can paypal me the money and ill tell them to send it to your address instead of mine. I seriously need to get out of this predicament. Cause frankly this fucking sucks. Im sure you could sell it for more then that price  back on ebay.  So help me out?