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I3r00taLy p0wnd
train a pony to bite off his weiner.
tell a friend, that you know will inform this kid.
inform the horse's owner that there are pony poachers in the area.
wait for the kids parents to try and obtain the horse.
collect the body's when the redneck shoots them.
chop them up with a hacksaw.
have a chille con carne festival.
make him eat his parents.
no, very wrong. booze and high school don't mix well, you're right... parents tend to be nazis when they all get together. booze and college, though, were made for each other. there are some classes that were designed for people to be shitfaced in them and still pass- basically any intro class and every art class. from my experience, history was also more enjoyable with some weed and/or beer.
retards like the kid who started this thread are the reason i get out of bed every morning. nothing makes me feel like a superior human being more than reading that first post a couple times. seriously- option 1 was beat up the seller. that's the first choice, the first thing this retarded high school drunk could come up with. i'd say if i had done this, my first option would be to carve "dumbass" into my forhead with a razor blade.