WEENER DOGS

i wish they rule. my mom used to have one

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

i have higher than a 3rd grade education... so i got you beat there
__________________
I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

d-lite loves wiener dogs cuz they're too small to fight back when he sticks his tiny dick up their asses



SHUT THE FUCK UP
FalseTile: I recommend you don't shit talk with 7 posts
SkiBum420: I recommend you don't say that, since his 6 other posts were the best in NS history
Moral of the story: Falsetile sucks gay dick

o shit you 69 with dudes^

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

^oh damn you couldn't talk shit if your life depended on it!



SHUT THE FUCK UP
FalseTile: I recommend you don't shit talk with 7 posts
SkiBum420: I recommend you don't say that, since his 6 other posts were the best in NS history
Moral of the story: Falsetile sucks gay dick

well then lets hope im never in a situtation like that

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

bro you just talked shit to the wrong person......


shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'
He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'

WAIT A SECOND


'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
Karl-I dont think he understands english man
Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd

my neighboors weiner dog got killed because the garage door shut on it.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne

haha weiner dogs are awesome. my neighbour had one when i was little. i used to go and play with it.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

ralphy might get hooekd up w/ a clothing line tho

waht am i suppsoe to say?