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Screw drug testing

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hippystinx
Posts: 937 - Karma: 171
fuck any one who has ever given a drug test you are a peice of shit
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Mar 26 2008 7:15PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
I'm sorry
Mar 26 2008 7:21PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i take it you failed your whiz quiz...
Mar 26 2008 8:11PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
you could just get synthetic urine and strap it under your belt.
Mar 26 2008 8:27PM
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KZA
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whiizzzzzinator
Mar 26 2008 8:56PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
pussy. you shoulda just jacked off in it if you knew you were gonna fail.
Mar 26 2008 8:57PM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
best idea ever.
Mar 26 2008 9:00PM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
or just drop a deuce in the container
classic pigpen in out cold
Mar 26 2008 9:14PM
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oiECSoi
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 10
movie is epiccc
Mar 26 2008 10:13PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Hahaha, if I go to rehab for getting busted recently and I can work up the balls this will go down.
Mar 26 2008 10:18PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
haha ohhhh! you wanted me to urinate in the cup... ahh, sorry...
Mar 26 2008 10:26PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
or try being clean.
Mar 26 2008 10:27PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
1. bottle of piss
2. hand warmer (if there temp sensitive)
3. try to be cutty if they watch you.
Mar 26 2008 10:29PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
with a name like 'hippystinx' you deserve it you emo scum
Mar 26 2008 10:32PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Hahaha.. Hope it's a female tester, man, just say "I couldn't help myself" and see how long it takes me to get escorted off the premesis... won't be doing a drug test today, guys, I'm too into sexual harassment.
Mar 26 2008 10:33PM
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flyinghighagain
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 22
just claim it as second hand if it was the tweeds
Mar 26 2008 10:42PM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
just say that an evil dopefiend forced you to inhale marijuana so you would get addicted
Mar 26 2008 11:50PM
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Rajna
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 90
haha its funny cuz at the drug clinic where i get tested whenever i strap piss to my leg to pass mine the other people in for their for drug counciling/ drug testing always know whats up but never the staff...
Mar 27 2008 12:55AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13110 - Karma: 18,935
Fuck test that trace illegal substances> Its not my fault I get (fired/not get) a job because I decided to get high.

Really man, grow up and face life...nobody wants a stoner.
Mar 27 2008 1:07AM
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saucer_boy_lives
Posts: 498 - Karma: 39
you're a fucking retard for allowing yourself to get caught.
Mar 27 2008 10:56AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Dude, don't talk shit. I've gotten away clean in more police encounters than I can even remember when the odds were stacked to shit against me, but sometimes you just get fucked and there's very little you can do about it. Shit happens. If you continue with that attitude of only fucking retards get caught, I guarantee you will get bent over a table and reamed from the inside out by a po po before you settle down.
Mar 27 2008 5:02PM
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JakeMusser
Posts: 121 - Karma: 66

Or just start throwing up everywhere. They wont test you.

Mar 27 2008 5:08PM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
what is wrong with you
Mar 27 2008 5:11PM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
try to sound like more of an asshole next time
Mar 27 2008 5:12PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Haha, you picked the two people in the thread I wanted to rip on. Well done. I originally decided to leave that kid alone because he's an idiot, but now that you brought it up - seconded.
Mar 27 2008 5:18PM
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saucer_boy_lives
Posts: 498 - Karma: 39
he is a fucking retard, think about it. you dont get randomly drug tested, there's a reason for it whether it be a job or you get into trouble. well if you think youre going to be in a situation where you're gonna get drug tested, then dont do drugs. easy as that. kid is a fucking retard.
Mar 27 2008 6:29PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Well obviously you CAN not do drugs if you know you have a drug test coming up but.. where the fuck is the fun in that, eh?
Mar 27 2008 7:05PM
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Tex.
Posts: 1106 - Karma: 124
you're a fucking faggot! what does it matter if somebody gets high?? clearly you havn't done it much because its a matter of privacy. the only thing a employer should be able to do is keep you from smoking/being high at work, if you do it away from work it shouldn't matter.

work and your personal life are 2 totally different things, why dont you grow up and face reality you piece of shit and stop juding him for smoking
Mar 27 2008 7:28PM
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saucer_boy_lives
Posts: 498 - Karma: 39
good point... the thread creator is no longer a dumb fuck but now a rebel bad ass.
Mar 27 2008 7:32PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Isn't that the way of the internet?
Mar 27 2008 8:17PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
did you know that einstein smoked marijuana on a regular basis?

but the government didn't want him to construct an atomic bomb or anything...
Mar 27 2008 8:38PM
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TheBigApple
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 488
I know, his comment about no body wants a stoner actually ruined my day, and then I realize I have a great life and so many people that I care for and care about me, and that maybe people do want a stoner, or perhaps everyone smokes on occasion just not stuck up pricks like that kid.
Mar 27 2008 8:43PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Shawn man, if you can prove that Einstein smoked on a regular basis, I'll kiss you. no homos lawl.
Mar 27 2008 8:44PM
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skiblandford
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ha ha ha
Mar 27 2008 8:46PM
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hyphy_ski
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drug test sucks homies i passed my first one though lucky me idk if im going to pass my next one though i hope i do.
Mar 28 2008 12:57AM
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Nico_G
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That was the best part of the movie.
Mar 28 2008 1:03AM
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