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Ben.
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Ok i have a fucking D in math right now cuz my idiot teacher doesnt know how to teach. most of the class has d's and f's and she thinks its OUR fault. i mean she asks us if she is doin the problems right cuz she honestly doesnt know. anyone else have shitty teachers? oh and shes tenured so we cant do shit
Mar 25 2008 6:51PM
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RunDMc
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 60
yeah man, my calculus class has the same deal straight up.  If the class average is that low, its probably not completely the students' faults
Mar 25 2008 6:57PM
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purpleflurple
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ya same problem in my geometry class its not your fault if over half the class has under a c
Mar 25 2008 6:59PM
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Sufferboy
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yea bio 2

my teach walks in ask for assignment, tells us to read three sections, do the  work then sit quietly, every day
Mar 25 2008 6:59PM
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steezyjibber
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yep our class average is like a C because he wants us to not fuckin use calcs, try the problems ourselves
Mar 25 2008 7:00PM
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341

i had a grade 9 teacher who couldnt teach,  and my chemistry teacher is the same way, he got a scotish accent that isnt even cool, he cant talk or teach.  

 

Mar 25 2008 7:06PM
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mistaskia
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o man dont get me started. hahah.  Two years ago in Geometry, my teacher was absolutly misserable.  but she is so stupid that it was an easy class. One time she lost all of our classes tests when she opened up the window in her car and they flew out.  another time her car broke down and she had to walk to school, shows up with 10 min left in the class and hunts all of us down to come back to class.  Lets see there is plenty more of them.  um i was taking a test and i noticed the answer key on her desk, so i kept asking her questions... just so i could see the answer sheet.  I get the test back and she is like yeah that was the wrong answer key... I got like a 30 on the test.  Somehow i ended up with an A- in the class.  i dont no how that one worked out.  O she also asked us if we had taken a test because she had no idea if we had taken it.  we told her we had even tho we hadent. she believed us because she is that retarted.  Yeah she is probably the stupidest teacher on the face of the planet.  i should of got a D for the year but ended up with an A
Mar 25 2008 7:07PM
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Ben.
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haha i could probably do the work even without the calculator if she would just teach us how to do this shit. thank god its senior year and i dont even need this to graduate
Mar 25 2008 7:07PM
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Lineskiah11
Posts: 2029 - Karma: 21
i had this teacher... mrs. lynch... she was the biggest douche bag ever. we had a british literature class last semester and she didnt have us read many books instead we did a shit load of poetry and plays because thats what shes into. I had her 2 years ago and she hasnt changed at all. actually she has become more of a douche. no matter how hard i tried on a paper or how much effort i put in i would always get a fucking B-. one paper was wicked shitty and i spent like 2 classes writing it and i got an 80 then i go and try really hard on the next paper so i wont be on the line for a C. i spent a lot of time on this with some pretty good quotes and well developed ideas... then i get it back and i get a fucking 82. meanwhile one of my friends was in teh same class (mistaskia) and she would leave comments on his paper like "ok ideas not very well developed... watch your comma rules" and she would say things on mine like "nice ideas well developed... watch some spelling mistakes... go fucking die" and we would get the same grade 
Mar 25 2008 7:08PM
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BIG_SALTY
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my old math teacher was a faggot. all he did was give us an assignment and then tell us to do it. If you ask him for help he would publicaly call you and idiot . i transfered into a different teachers class and he is the best math teacher ever.
Mar 25 2008 7:14PM
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mistaskia
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^ o man its true.  she hated both of us with a pasion.  but she really hated lineskiah11.  yeah she also had a baby, concieved on Halloween, yeah i no fucked up but... one of the kids in our class said straight to his face "Your baby is going to be a devil child cause it was concieved on halloween." 
Mar 25 2008 7:14PM
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Nicholas.
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my math teachers the same way so i just do what the book says and dont listen to her and get everything done in like 10 minutes and get a good grade in the class usually.
Mar 25 2008 7:14PM
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Ben.
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haha how on earth did u find out when it was concieved.... awk as hell
Mar 25 2008 7:15PM
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steezyjibber
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still a bad teach u dont even kno yo
Mar 25 2008 7:15PM
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mistaskia
Posts: 1252 - Karma: 32

i really dont no.  but she is a bitch.  one of the kids in our class was like we should get together some money and by her a gift certificate to a baby place.  i was like fuck that im not putting any money towards that bitch. 

Mar 25 2008 7:17PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Haha, one year I got Mr. Curtis as my English teacher, and I was stoooked because I've heard his class was awesome. Year started out okay, but everyone noticed his was kinda....weird. So one day we're learning the story of the monkey claw...and how does he teach it to us? He plays us the episode of the Simpsons where Homer gets a hold of the monkey claw.

From that day on, we watched The Simpsons every class period. It went on like that for a month, until higher ups found out, and he was eventually let go. It had been the end of the year as well, so none of the students were penalized. Best English class I ever had.

Not to mention he held the best attendance record :)
Mar 25 2008 7:23PM
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Lineskiah11
Posts: 2029 - Karma: 21
yea towards the end of the class we were being pretty blatant that we didnt like that class right to her face. we sat in the back and pretty much just bashed on her the whole time the last couple weeks.
Mar 25 2008 7:31PM
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Nico_G
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Dude last year my english teacher was not only  a bad teacher but a fat bitch. I would go to her for help on essays and shed give me feedback and I would do her corrections ans still come back with a D. WHile kids who did there shit the morning of the due date got B's.
Mar 25 2008 7:48PM
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Alex_G
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I have a teacher who is really funny and makes me love the class, yet he grades like a motherfucker. He isn't afraid to give d's and f's even 2nd semester senior year, when you can get rescinded from whatever school you got accepted to
Mar 25 2008 7:49PM
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garrett.
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learn to play there game
Mar 25 2008 7:51PM
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chicken
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i had a math teacher who couldnt teach at all. got a 65% in the class which is normal i guess. but he fucking sucked at teaching and his examples would all be done wrong or have fractions like 10439/345 kinda thing so it was confusing.

i also had a social teacher woh decied not to give unit tests, which is the only thing i ever do good on. i got like a 50 in the class and a  86 on the final exam. he fucking marked only homework
Mar 25 2008 7:52PM
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SolMi
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my chemistry teacher last year was horrible. it was his first year teaching high school and he taught elementary before so he would make stupid jokes and randomly talk in accents. but that wasn't the worst

first he was a chemistry major so i was cake for him but some of that stuff was hard. so he'd explain something once and if you didn't get it he'd say it was easy and wouldn't cover it again then get mad when no one knew what the hell he was talking about.

and he had this system for assignments where everything was due on wednesday but he would never remind us just expect us to have it in and late work was half credit. almost everyone in the class got shitty assignment scores because no one remembered and he just said tough

asshole
Mar 25 2008 7:59PM
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SharfSchutze
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That`s not his fault. That`s your own fault.
Mar 25 2008 8:07PM
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Ben.
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haha mine does the opposite. all tests and no hw
Mar 25 2008 8:07PM
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eheath
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Thats what happens when teachers only make 30-40bars a year, they don't give a fuck.
Mar 25 2008 8:10PM
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SharfSchutze
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Teachers in Canada can make up to 80 K a year. With summers off. So a sixth of the year off. sixth of 80 K = roughly 18000 Not to mention breaks, like Christmas and March break.
Mar 25 2008 8:13PM
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SolMi
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well it would have been if it was a set system. i had one like it in math and it worked fine but his always changed sometimes assignments you got on monday would be due that wednesday others would be due next wednesday but you were just expected to know. and if a vacation came and we had a wednesday off it messed up the schedule

but that was his first year so he really had no plan and it sucked for us
Mar 25 2008 8:18PM
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eheath
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Welp thats canada, US teachers don't get shit.
Mar 25 2008 8:19PM
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ScrappyJoeYoung
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excact same for my french class, half of our class has dropped it since the starting of the year
Mar 25 2008 8:22PM
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SharfSchutze
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Assume it`s due the soonest wednesday, or ask him. Take the initiative.
Mar 25 2008 8:22PM
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Ben.
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haha out teachers make 80 to a hundo a year. haha rich suburbs of chicago
Mar 25 2008 8:23PM
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SharfSchutze
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That`s not the point. There are shitty teachers in Canada, meaning money should have nothing to do with it. they just fail at their job.
Mar 25 2008 8:24PM
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BMB
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^their game, yes and you shall be victorious
Mar 25 2008 8:26PM
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MADmidwest
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at my school the good teacher who is a genius and who could most likely work for nasa or something teaches the lower clases while the bad teaches teaches Ap calc
Mar 25 2008 9:46PM
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mellifluous
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HHAHAHAHA i wish i could do somthing like that to my teachers
Mar 25 2008 9:54PM
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kepler.
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Heaven forbid you can't use a tool that's only been used the past 20 or so years. How on Earth did people like kepler or newton survive without such amazing technology!

Maybe the fact that your teacher is trying to make you learn how to do your work without a calculator makes him a better teacher? Mabye you should try something out of your comfort zone every once in  while instead of just plugging numbers into a calculator and deeming your self intelligent for being able to do so.

Mar 25 2008 9:59PM
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JamesJ911
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my math class which has a lot of really dumb people in it has a class average of 75-80% or thing close to that cuz we have a really good teacher but in one of the other math classes more than half of the kids are failing because of the stupid teacher. she thinks that she is like head of math department so she decides what she wants to teach the kids and then those kids dont know half of the stuff on the tests. its retarded and im soo glad i dont have her.
Mar 25 2008 10:01PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Last year i had the stupidest fuck up of a person who ever lived, as an Algebra 1 teacher.  Her name was Mrs. Cochran, and for some retarded reason she named her baby Ryder. Ryder Cochran.  It didn't help that her baby looked exactly like an alien.  Anyway, she talked in this horrible southern accent that made me want to pull a van Gogh and cut off my ears.  When she talked it made her BIF (butt in front) wobble. It was honestly as big as her ass, she was almost perfectly round.  She always told us to preread the chapters in the text book, so when we went to that class the next day, if we didn't know how to do the problems she wrote on the board, she would ask us if we preread (no one ever did, and when i did it a few times it didn't help anything because she would never explain anything).  She would honestly write about 10 problems on the board that had stuff that we'd never seen, tell us we had like 5 minutes to do them, then sit down and wait.  Half the time she would have to ask us how to do them because she honestly didn't know how.  When it came time for a test, it would be about two pages long filled with problems no one knew how to do.  There were maybe two kids in the class who got an A on most tests, and i'm pretty sure they would both be geniuses if they took an IQ test.  She constantly bitched about how we never did good on tests and stuff and never checked homework, so there was no way to boost our grades if we did bad on a test.  On the final exam,i guessed C on the last 22 questions and i still somehow got a 78%.  I hate her.
Mar 25 2008 10:18PM
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hurrisun
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most of my teac hers just dont care and they show that they dont care
Mar 25 2008 10:37PM
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RockandRollTroll
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there was something on the news about a group offering 10 grand to teachers who retired or something, they had to have poor profomance records though.
Mar 25 2008 10:38PM
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