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The biggest problem with skiing today

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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
How's a homie supposed to get a goggle tan when he's draping a bandanna over his mug?
Mar 19 2008 4:46PM
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TheJerz
Posts: 549 - Karma: 67
haha, i wish i could tan but i jsut burn so i get a goggle burn
Mar 19 2008 4:47PM
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BvK
Posts: 868 - Karma: 11
^thats even more x core, i went all season with out getting one, darn
Mar 19 2008 4:48PM
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396222687862
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just dont rock the bandana, thats what i do, but i still get no tan at all. the sun never shines these days
Mar 19 2008 4:49PM
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mitchk
Posts: 678 - Karma: 19
put ur googles on get some tan in a can and spray it on your face.
prblem solved.
Mar 19 2008 4:54PM
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Joan
Posts: 2944 - Karma: 1,305
I dont get tan so i figure the second best way to be steezy from the goggle tan it to wear a bandeezy
Mar 19 2008 5:03PM
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VTtreeskier
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 64
Hahah thats sick, iv had em this year but they havent been that solid and go away pretty quickly, hopefully spring skiing will bring out a fuller one
Mar 19 2008 5:05PM
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jfbolieuvaldi
Posts: 178 - Karma: 10
hahah loll but how to not look like a racoon whitout banana
Mar 19 2008 5:09PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,085
I agree. The goggle tan is one of the sexiest things one can do to their appearance.
Mar 19 2008 5:27PM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
i personally dont like goggle tans, but i might try and get one on friday.
since it's so warm outside i dont need to worry about wind burn
Mar 19 2008 5:29PM
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Reed.S
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i got one last year and was called RACCOON in school b/c no1 skis in cincinnati
Mar 19 2008 5:39PM
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K-Thomas
Posts: 2700 - Karma: 604
anyone else get the helmet strap/goggle tan combo??
Mar 19 2008 5:41PM
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jKutcher
Posts: 3936 - Karma: 4,260
i enjoy covering my face cause i do not want skin cancer
Mar 19 2008 5:46PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8785 - Karma: 6,244
haha an NSer on this site brought his gogs to cancuun or somewhere in mexico to get a gog tan over thanksgiving? last yr.

quality.
Mar 19 2008 6:03PM
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Billy_B
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goggle tans are legit. i love goggle tans
Mar 19 2008 6:09PM
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bp.lando
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pail white kids gotta stay pale... dont wanna get burned
Mar 19 2008 6:12PM
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invader7
Posts: 5756 - Karma: 49
mine is emense at the moment you should see the looks i get sometimes. i told on chick this week that my shower was broken and i hadnt showered and she totally believed me. i think ima rock a bandana this weekend tho its gettin too bad
Mar 19 2008 6:13PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
i was facing the same problemo this season mang.

solution:tan in a mother fuckin can holmes
Mar 19 2008 6:43PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
use saran wrap, blocks wind but not sun
Mar 19 2008 6:45PM
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parkerhouse
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yah i did this to my best friend but instead of tanning he just turned purple and passed out.  huh.
Mar 19 2008 6:54PM
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poofartpee
Posts: 7436 - Karma: 1,538
bandanas are lame if worn for no purpose...so if its not windy or cold leave the bandana at home and work on that goggle tan!!!
Mar 19 2008 7:45PM
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ILoveOhio
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 253
Some people have tried to make fun of my tan face.  A kid was like do you wear makeup?  Anther kid was like nice spray on tan.
Mar 19 2008 7:51PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
just rep the Banana really lose during the spring so that it just goes around your neck and then it also give you a gradual tan line as the tan goes towards your neckline but it it still tan core up top at the gogs where it counts.
Mar 19 2008 8:02PM
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*WonderBread*
Posts: 401 - Karma: 13
jea jea word
Mar 19 2008 8:13PM
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TylerS
Posts: 2720 - Karma: 49
Ive been rocking my goggle tan for almost a month now and its still going strong!
Mar 19 2008 8:17PM
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KLovelace
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FUREALLDOH
Mar 19 2008 8:20PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
cause cancer is a bitch
Mar 19 2008 8:28PM
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tjski
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ture...luckely im not that gangster...
Mar 19 2008 8:28PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
i get comments on my goggle tan all the time and its not even that great.

last year over feb break i got the worst goggle burn. i was on some acne meds tha tmade me super sensitive to light, and i didnt use sunscreen haha. it was worse than any burn ever, and it wasin the shape of a goggle tan haha. people looked at me so weird
Mar 19 2008 8:37PM
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doGelyst
Posts: 2492 - Karma: 509
uh I wear mine cause sunscreen is a pain in the ass, and I dont want to burn and have cancer.

the end.
Mar 19 2008 8:43PM
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spinthe90
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I've got a pretty good goggle tan going these days... people (non-skiers) ask me why my face looks so messed up and I tell them that I have a rare skin disease. Funny as hell. should see the looks on their faces.
Mar 19 2008 8:43PM
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purpleflurple
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dont wear a bandana if it is sunny out i didnt and got one in no time
Mar 19 2008 8:46PM
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Holte
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how's a homie supposed to get a goggle tan if they live in Washington?
Mar 19 2008 8:48PM
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timmmy
Posts: 654 - Karma: 25
you just gotta wean yourself off the bandeez.  on the days you can bring yourself to go bareface:

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/16184/200.jpg
Mar 19 2008 8:49PM
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GetPitted
Posts: 3443 - Karma: 2,299
Yea, My mommy is making me wear them now...Kinda Ironic eh?  My mom telling me to wear a bandana...
Mar 19 2008 8:52PM
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huckaberry
Posts: 993 - Karma: 14
my goggle tan is crazy.
but i wear bandana now
Mar 19 2008 8:54PM
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EL_FINRE
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 52
thats what tanning salons are for
Mar 19 2008 9:02PM
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CRL
Posts: 67 - Karma: 122
personally i hate goggle tans, i ski everyday so i always get them and they make me look like a fucking raccoon which is really annoying
Mar 19 2008 9:03PM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161
even though i dont weir a bandanna i still dont get much of a goggle tan
Mar 19 2008 9:11PM
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JumpOnIt
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
where i live not many people ski so i get chirped alot for my goggle tan.
i still think its sick though :)
Mar 19 2008 9:30PM
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T_orageskiier
Posts: 580 - Karma: 13
haha ya
Mar 19 2008 9:43PM
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BonersinmyassFTW
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Dude "X core" !!!! I thought I was the only person cool enough to say that!!!
Mar 19 2008 9:44PM
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sugarloaf
Posts: 7866 - Karma: 299
I've tried so hard to get a goggle tan this season. 50+ days on snow but do I have anything to show for it? no. cause it's either cloudy or redicously cold. wooo vermont skiing!
Mar 19 2008 9:47PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
thats too bad, i envy you. i try and try and it never comes, probably because of my irish heritage. if i dont get on by the end of the season im going to a tanning bed
Mar 19 2008 10:42PM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
i gots me a goggle tann! and i live in MN
Mar 19 2008 10:45PM
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Mikael420
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biggest problem in skiing today is, without a doubt.... HATERS!!!!!!!!!

hahaha im fully hating on haters right now.
Mar 19 2008 10:45PM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7488 - Karma: 3,621
I totaly hear you bro. these days its gangster or goggle tan decision decisions??? I personaly prefer the goggle tan therefor even non skiers of the hill can see how hard you are!
Mar 19 2008 10:47PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
i rock a gap tan
Mar 19 2008 10:54PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Mar 19 2008 10:57PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
pussy, cancer gets u street creds!
Mar 19 2008 11:04PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7821 - Karma: 21,850
someone commented on my goggle tan today, I was so proud!
Mar 19 2008 11:04PM
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