Replying to Day that i got hungry... kinda long so dont read it if u don't want to.

About a week ago I was sleeping and I woke up at 11, That’s when I noticed that my stomach was growling so I got up and when to the kitchen to raid the fridge but when I opened it there was only healthy fruit in it and I was like wtf. So then I went to the cubord to see what was in there and i realised that there was only biscuits and nutrition bars, and I was like hell no I didn't wake up to eat a bunch of stuff that is good for me. So I decided to go and see if I hand any ice-cream sandwiches in the freezer and when I opened it I saw that there was only fruit pops and more healthy shit for my dad so then I went and tried to find out if there was a car for me to take to A&W but I wend downstairs to check if anyone had left a car for me but my bro, dad and mom had all taken one.....so I was like damn I will have to take the bus and so I got money and went to the bus stop and waited. Finally the bus pulled up and i got on and when I was putting the money in, I swear the bus driver was checking me out and the freaky part about that is that he was a 50 year old bald guy and he winked and me and said "how u doing"( just like freaking Joey from friends) so then I went to the back of the bus to be as far away from him as I could get. We got about half way down the main street near my house when the bus broke down and it like started steaming and smoking and so the bus driver stood up and said “sorry I guess this is where all of u guys will have to get off”, and I was like “just fucking great”. Once again I think the bus driver was trying to hit on me because when I walked by him he said "sorry I can't give u a ride" and winked at me again..., and that is when I quickly got off the bus and started to walk to A&W. It wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn’t started raining and all I was wearing shorts and a T-Shirt.... So by the time I got there I was soaking wet and hungry, so I got my meal and I went to sit down and that’s when I felt something under my ass and I stood up to find out what I had sat on, and I had sat on gum...”son of a bitch, Just great..., and to make the day that much more special when I opened my meal the burger it was freaking limp because it was so soggy from all the grease so I was like hell I’ll just eat this piece of shit burger with gum on my ass.. As I was just about to Finish the food some old lady sat beside me on the bench so I couldn't get out cuz I was at the window seat and she looked at me and said "hello sonny", so I was like "hello miss" and I politely asked if I could get out and she said "you be a nice boy and wait until im done", so I was like alright im pretty much stuck here anyway with the gum on my ass. I swear she is the slowest eater in the world. When she was finally done she let me get out and then I started walking home because it had finally stoped raining and I had no more money for the bus and I was about half was home when it started raining again to add another kick to the nuts, I was soaked once again.... and just when I was turning the corner onto my street a big truck went by through a puddle and sprayed me. So I was now wet and muddy, with gum on my ass. When I finally got home I got changed, had a shower and went right to bed and I didn’t get up the rest of the day cuz stupid fucking day was out to get me. When I finally woke up it was 3 in the morning and I couldn't get back to sleep so I went on newschoolers, at least there was a happy ending to this story.

Has anyone else ever had one of those days?