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Fuck everyone in Breck who doesn't live in Breck

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snowbladesforlife
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This can not be stressed enough. Because of your fucking gaper asses I had to work 13 and a half hours straight today, no breaks. Also, all of your bible fucking groups of 17 year old Texans can suck a fat cock for not tipping me. I thought your were christians not fucking jews. I am going to devote at least an hour to spraying every single person on 4 o clock who rented skis from me today.

Also there are at least some hot girls usually in some of the bible groups and college groups, not this year. A bunch of mediocre looking, muffin top developing, whore painted southerners. Why can't we put all of you on trains and make you disappear. If wasn't for City Liquors 99 cent tall boys of Mickeys I would have set all of you on fire inside of Cecilia's to your deaths.

The only props of the day go to the customer who left their ginger ale and bourbon on the ground, which I promptly drank and the kid that laughed when I let out a nasty whiskey burp after assaulting the BV bottle.

Oh yea, and fuck all the fucking front rangers, you too can suck a fat dick.
Mar 16 2008 12:40AM
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SkierJulie
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Quit bitching. If it weren't for the people there who don't live in Breck, you wouldn't have a job.
Apr 8 2008 2:16PM
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Reed.
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To those kids who hate it here soo much....move.  Move to the midwest and deal with gapers on you 300 foot hill.  You have it made, chill out.

And yeah I'm from the midwest, call me out on it.
Apr 8 2008 5:56PM
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doGelyst
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hrmmm, get a different job?
Apr 8 2008 8:14PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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weren't you just bitching about being on park crew? I agree with you completly but don't be a hippocrit(sp).
Apr 8 2008 8:51PM
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doGelyst
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stfu slut. I love my job, and hate retarded people. Tryi working for the shit pay I get, oh wait, I never get tips, nore do I expect them.
Apr 9 2008 3:46AM
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snowbladesforlife
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You should put up a tip jar while you are raking. I would toss you some money.
Apr 9 2008 10:29AM
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Mr.LemonPie
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I think you and your job are legit, just saying...don't be a hipocrit....
Apr 9 2008 5:44PM
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doGelyst
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woah, bit drunk when i wrote that one. haha. 686 rocks.
Apr 9 2008 9:08PM
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doGelyst
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everyone has complaints about their job at one time or another.....the extent of the complaining is another issue, heh.
Apr 9 2008 9:14PM
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bpalmer
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oh jules... wheres the love baby?


plus, not everybody gets to shoot photos. i dont mean to take anything away from you, cause you work so hard too, but you have a sick job in a pretty cool industry. this guy has a pretty shitty job in the same industry. give him a break. and how many drive-home-to-boulder "i hate gapers" discussions have we had???

viva la breckenridge. keep your head up homie.



Apr 11 2008 8:58PM
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snowbladesforlife
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Just one more post season hate sesh. Each one of the gapers that I set up this season that didn't come back with a crash pack, I wish you did. I am sure you will have fun back in Texas in the 105 degree heat, paying $120 to fill your F250.

So long tall tees, new eras, trendy 80's sunglasses, bros, gapers and everything else that personifies breck.
May 1 2008 7:19PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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This mean you are out of there? If so then do everyone a favor and don't come back.
May 1 2008 8:19PM
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snowbladesforlife
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Do you think your opinion has any value to me?

You're a high schooler from the front range.
May 1 2008 8:29PM
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reBlocke
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SUBHUMAN!
May 2 2008 7:56PM
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jsizzle
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the guy who started this thread is a true pussy faggot he lives in a resort town and has his head up his ass more than the people in Boulder which is hard to do. You think you are dope because you wear some flat brims, some air forces or faggot little sb's, and big sunglasses? Please, if you think you are a thug or are dressing steezy, everyone who sees you walking around knows you aren't a true nigger but are a true faggot. If any black people did come to Breckenridge they would realize the truth
May 6 2008 9:55PM
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snowbladesforlife
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I am not going to point out one thing that was retarded in that post, because it all was. What are you like 17? I hated on most of the things you talked about. But since your reading comprehension is equally as bad as your shit talking I shouldn't be surprised. Have fun in Lafayette, that sounds like a sweet town.
May 7 2008 2:25AM
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bfnradford
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dude, do everyone a favor and please just quit bitching, as someone pointed out earlier, ya tourists suck but if it wasnt for them our passes would be much more expensive and it would be even tougher to get a job in summit county. just take a few deep breaths, life isnt so bad.
May 16 2008 12:03PM
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ATLskier
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Dont knock on Georgia skiers man. 3 of us can kill it


There is nothing fun to do in our yards either(except for the backyard rail session), and most of the people from Georgia rich enough to ski are just carpetbaggers that moved here from up north so just consider half the people you meet from atlanta or goergia to be from the North.

...cant wait till i leave this hell hole of a state to live in CO
May 16 2008 3:54PM
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Shpadoinkle
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A-freakin-men
May 17 2008 11:17PM
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ChanchoVelez.
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man dude you crack me up you are the funniest son of a bitch ever!! and dont worry i have had my fair share of gettin cut off by motherfucking douche bag texan gapers. i am fed up with it just like you...at least my job isnt to help them out and try to communicate with those toothless wonders
May 23 2008 11:03PM
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ThaLorax
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This is hillarios! And WTF do hippies have to do with anything? Are those pot smoking bastards stinking up your shop?
May 26 2008 10:22PM
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EL_FINRE
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midwest represent, glad i made the move though haha obviously
Jun 2 2008 2:21AM
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PopsicleStand
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not to bring the mad hatefest back...but this guy def has some points. and while i think that he needs to take care of his own problems, im surprised that somehow none of you can really empathise with him.  whatever, hopefully OP has a new job now.
Jun 16 2008 10:46PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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Why should we? He is bitching about a job that he wanted about people that pay his bills. And I think he is just a seasonal guy anyways, so he can't complain like alot of people can.
Jun 17 2008 12:15AM
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Piste.Off
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hes bitching about a shitty job in BRECK, and he says fuck everyone that doesnt live in breck. do you know how many people actually live in the town of breckenridge? only 2768 people live in one of the most popular ski resorts in america. if it werent for tourists he would have no job and their would be no breck.
Jun 17 2008 1:15AM
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snowbladesforlife
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You live on the front range, you have no frame of reference, you are part of the problem.
Jun 17 2008 3:00AM
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PopsicleStand
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im just saying from experience...is he a mad burnt out alcoholic shoppy? yes perhaps....but you dont understand how stressful it can be to deal with non-locals... or make you aware of your shitty situation that much more. ever seen superbad? remember the package store employee? "fuck my life." so im just saying that this guy has clearly gotten to this point, and at least he is taking the hate out on the fucking southern n00bz.... while he has some acerbic generalizations, show some minimal sympathy. have you never worked a job where you just wanted to kill whoever came in for your service or product cause they made your life a living hell, regardless or not whether they paid your bills?

and like i said before, hopefully you got a new job mang. may i ask what you are doing now?
Jun 17 2008 11:10AM
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Sheltron3030
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i think i just.....oh dear...
Jun 17 2008 12:16PM
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snowbladesforlife
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I don't got no job now, just straight mooching.
Jun 22 2008 1:17AM
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Mr.LemonPie
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I lived in Frisco for seven years, I have been in CO my whole life, I am planning on moving back to summit once I am done with school and I won't only come during the winter either, I will actually live there year round.
Jun 22 2008 1:42PM
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Sheltron3030
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Holy Hell! Where did all the hate suddenly come from?! What grounds do you have to just start going off on your fellow NSers. Its not us thats the problem, its your gapers that you hate so much. And Julie is right, without them, none of us would have a job in the ski industry. Its a love/hate relationship, and it is all something we must deal with. Everyone needs to calm down and stop taking their anger out on eachother...
Jun 22 2008 2:42PM
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doGelyst
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i need a job :(
Jun 23 2008 8:18PM
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snowbladesforlife
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Get CO unemployment and drink. That is the American way.
Jun 23 2008 9:21PM
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jsaya_SagStraps
Posts: 1840 - Karma: 29
fuck you. unfortanately, yes i have 2 live in denver but still i come up 50+ plus times a year.drivin wise, thats 200 hrs a year for skiing. i love skiing so im not gonna stop coming cuz of u assholes.
Jun 24 2008 12:18AM
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doGelyst
Posts: 2492 - Karma: 509
yea wish unemployment was that easy to keep. would barely make rent on that tho....so yea.....haha.
Jun 24 2008 8:29PM
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Barmski
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Okay.

Gentleman and Ladies: the gaypers in breck are relentless and christys is the biggest ski shop chain in colorado. i dont even wana know how much volume they deal with at christys in breck but it cant be pretty- my friend worked at alpine sports- a big shop in breck that was privately owned and he is like the most chill motherfucker in the world and still almost lost it. just to give you examples of how dumb the pretty are here and trust me its bad"

"oh i am just gettin my kids out of the altitude"  this is when a clerk asked a women in the gas station store if she needed help - SHES THAT FUCKIN STUPID

a women ran to my work van and was breathing heavly and she she says " wow you this altitude is tough, how high are we? " i stated the altitude of the town of breck and she then asks me " wow whats normal?"     "i was like wait what? you mean sea level?" ......

people constantly ask where the bumps are in the summer time

someone asked my roomate which lift goes to keystone

a guy walks into my roomates rental shop complaining about his boots hurting- turns out they are on the opposite feet!

ive had customers stayin at my resort that asked me how to put on their ski boots- they didnt kno how to put on their ski boots.....

there are a lot more quotes and stories. i have them saved on my computer at home. ill post more up here once i get em up.

The point from all of this is gentleman and ladies, that when people are on vacation at high altitudes they leave their brains at home. It is simply tru they dont think and when u deal with it for 5-6 months straight it can be hard on many people that arent used to working with people. Fourtunately for me i have the patience of a monk from dealing with jackasses in the golf industry cause those of you who have been to private country clubs know what i am talkin bout. Breck is a great place once u can overcome the tourists- cuz they can be deadly to your normal day- on the slopes, driving to the slopes, at the market, at the bar, etc.

so for those of u interested in living a resort ski town please fucking note what i am saying. the accomplishment is to not let these people get to u. one good way is not let this get to u is too stop complaining- its a mental thing - the more u bring it up and the more u bitch about it the more it will be on your mind and the more its on your mind the more it will annoy you. So to everyone that is bitching at this guy for bitching-unless you have walked a mile in his shoes then shut up.  And to the guy bitching relax bro ive been there. have a good day people im out

Aug 3 2008 5:19PM
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snowbladesforlife
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I don't know about the other shops, but the amount of rentals Christys was doing in March and the beginning of April was pretty ridiculous. We had some days with around over 500 reservations, plus walkins and several hundred returns. That has to be more than anyone else in Breck. Shit sucks on those days. Only booze and spraying gapers can wash away your rage when that happens.

Also since most of the people who come to Breck are from the south or midwest they are going to be dumb. It isn't a generalization if it's true. Have you ever met someone with an accent who is smart? Neither have I. It is a known fact that those from Texas or Oklahoma are of subpar intelligence and lack any form of logic, this just gets magnified when they are on vacation and have to organize their hick family. I don't know how nature has not eliminated these people yet. At least with gas prices and high plane fares their will be less of these people coming to Breck.

I am still wondering how profitable a rental shop could be if they paid higher hourly wages for better/more efficient workers, say $15+ an hour or more rental incentive to their employees (an In-n-Outesque business model). Considering the amount of rental revenue, 1 mil+, having good workers will definitely improve profit, but I don't see that happening. 1% rental incentive split over 6-8 people isn't much of an incentive at all. 3% might do it. But this is all a moot point anyway since I am done with Breck. The town is cool, but what is the point of having the best park in the world when there is a month straight of 0 degree with windchill weather and 2 inches of powder? So I will now have to deal with Bay Area gapers, who potentially could be worse. Or quit skiing and trade it for shirts with buttons and a real job.
Aug 3 2008 6:24PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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I don't understand how you can complain when you were only there for 1 season...
Aug 4 2008 8:53PM
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snowbladesforlife
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That was my third season there and I skied it heavily for two seasons before that.
Aug 6 2008 7:15PM
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neon1peace
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yeah, and dont be hatin on texans, even though they cant ski
Aug 18 2008 8:01PM
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Piste.Off
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ski or not, texans suck
Aug 18 2008 8:39PM
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C_Nelson
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hahaha newb driver
Aug 26 2008 1:15AM
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