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Fuck everyone in Breck who doesn't live in Breck

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snowbladesforlife
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This can not be stressed enough. Because of your fucking gaper asses I had to work 13 and a half hours straight today, no breaks. Also, all of your bible fucking groups of 17 year old Texans can suck a fat cock for not tipping me. I thought your were christians not fucking jews. I am going to devote at least an hour to spraying every single person on 4 o clock who rented skis from me today.

Also there are at least some hot girls usually in some of the bible groups and college groups, not this year. A bunch of mediocre looking, muffin top developing, whore painted southerners. Why can't we put all of you on trains and make you disappear. If wasn't for City Liquors 99 cent tall boys of Mickeys I would have set all of you on fire inside of Cecilia's to your deaths.

The only props of the day go to the customer who left their ginger ale and bourbon on the ground, which I promptly drank and the kid that laughed when I let out a nasty whiskey burp after assaulting the BV bottle.

Oh yea, and fuck all the fucking front rangers, you too can suck a fat dick.
Mar 16 2008 12:40AM
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Piste.Off
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where at breck do you work i wanna go to you just to piss you off
Mar 16 2008 1:48AM
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LO_GO
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Texans are to gay
Mar 16 2008 9:44AM
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Rapt0r
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same here hahaha
Mar 16 2008 12:37PM
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mistaT
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you need a better job, fuck working in the mts if its during the day and doesn't let you ski....
Mar 16 2008 2:46PM
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doGelyst
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i concur.
good thing they stay out of the way in freeway. :D
we'll see how tomorrow night goes....crazyness.

Mar 16 2008 6:00PM
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doGelyst
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oh and spraying gapers, booya.
Mar 16 2008 10:08PM
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49566738265
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Wow you had to work... that sucks...
Mar 16 2008 10:57PM
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Rapt0r
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seriously dude... why dont you go cry about it

13 hours... big fuckin deal. grow up and go work a 21 hour shift, then come talk to me.
Mar 17 2008 12:25AM
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49566738265
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actually go work a 21 hour shift at a shitty job not in the mountains...then complain
Mar 17 2008 11:17AM
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skiminnesota
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hehehe same here, i will be there in 2 weeks, where do you work?


Mar 17 2008 12:22PM
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Reed.
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the skiing wasnt that great yesterday, working wouldve sucked though too....  all of fucking texas and florida showed up here yesterday, city market was out of bread and shit, go home you damn gapers
Mar 17 2008 2:14PM
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doGelyst
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I love the 4wd durango parked outside my complex

WITH chains on it

texas plates...

hahahaha
Mar 17 2008 5:29PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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season pass prices...just think about it...without them it is a 1200 dollar pass, just go to florida and texas when they come here in the spring/christmas time.

Mar 17 2008 6:44PM
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doGelyst
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Mar 17 2008 9:20PM
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Piste.Off
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dont hate i have a durango. but definitely no need for the chains and chicago bears sticker
Mar 17 2008 9:31PM
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snowboardersrule
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seeing that ski shops don't schedule you for 13 hours, he was probably expecting a split or a shorter shift. i know the feeling i did it 3 times this past christmas. working open to close without a break is a lot of fun. as for the 21 hr shift, hows your meth habit workin out?
Mar 18 2008 3:20AM
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Valind
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Stop cring and get over it.  The way you talk you sound like a kid anyway.

Mar 18 2008 1:29PM
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KeithB.
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Agreed. Besides, although it sucks, those douchebags support our economy. Its just a fact of living in a resort town. Is this your first season or did you just have a hard day and felt the need to rant?
Mar 18 2008 2:18PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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and you never said where you work...you are an idiot who is to scared to come back to your own thread because you learned you are an idiot.
Mar 18 2008 3:36PM
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snowbladesforlife
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I work at Christy's tough guys. You can't possibly piss me off more than the Texans, it is part of their genetic makeup to be completely illogical, complain and speak broken ass english. Oh there are lines everywhere? You are the fuckheads who made your vacation during the confederate spring break.

I felt the need to rant because I am completely over gapers, bros, hippies, hippy bros and claimers. I am glad you guys can wear your tall tees and new eras claiming your epic run that you are going to throw at spring massive at Cecilia's, that's cool.

And it is one thing to work 13 hours in an actual job, not dealing with some dumbass complaining about a core shot on 6 year old rental skis that is slowing him down on the run under the Quicksilver lift. And to the guy saying I am just some kid who has never lived a resort town for the first time. I am probably older than you and have worked here for longer than you. And to the logical idea of 1200 dollar season passes if we didn't have many tourists, most jobs would reimburse your pass price, so it would be a moot point.


I guarantee that Durango hits someone in the roundabout by the end of the week.
Mar 18 2008 11:43PM
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troublemakerCO
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perfect.  i would have a hard time keeping a straight face if i had to hear that stuff all day.
Mar 19 2008 12:25AM
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KeithB.
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Ok Ok Its the end of the season and everyone is a little burned out. I have definately felt like you do, thats why it seems like you are a little younger. I have worked in ski shops for the past 16 years, and a word of advice is get the hell out of the rental business. I turned the corner in my mid twenties and decided to accept the tourists for what they are...our meal ticket. FYI a season pass where I live is $1800 if you get it early without a discount and we would shrivel up and die if it were not for the tourists. Hang in there buddy it will be over soon.

Mar 19 2008 12:34PM
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Reed.
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i get a free season pass, i work for keystone.  Simple way around it, even part timers and holiday help get free season passes.  MOst ski shops around here, even if not owned by Vail, give free seasons too.  Hell, my buddy who works at antlers liquors gets a free season pass. 
Mar 19 2008 2:06PM
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MarkieR
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i work at christy's in dillon.  i had to stay an extra three hours yesterday putting away rental shit.  it was a complete circus.  whatever though, it's really only this week that sucks, the rest of the year is fine. 
Mar 19 2008 9:26PM
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doGelyst
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hrm...work a job that you like?
Mar 19 2008 9:49PM
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snowbladesforlife
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We've had around 300+ returns a day and a hundred+ reservations, plus walk ins. Only cheap whiskey can get you through it.
Mar 20 2008 12:36AM
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aidansheahan
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thank god i dont have to deal with the denver/texas joeys anymore. now i have to deal with aspen people and more texans, but atleast there are not as many, breck is a zoo right now i bet
Mar 20 2008 11:32AM
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Rapt0r
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im sorry for yelling. I would also need to vent if I had to deal with Texans all day. You sir... have way more patience than me.
Mar 20 2008 11:39AM
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starfish
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I hate people that bitch about mountain towns, tourists and front rangers!  They pay your bills you peice of shit, to live a lifestyle that you came to Colorado for from some shitty ass town in the midwest.  You weren't born here, I garuentee it, you think you have a right to bitch now that you have lived in Breck for 5 years or some shit, you don't.  I could bitch about you moving here, but I appreciate the diversity, I am not a closed minded, ingnorant fuck.

Grow up, work sucks, you choose to work there, and you know the clientele you have to deal with.  Quit and move back in with mom and dad back in Ohio if you don't like it.
 
Mar 27 2008 6:12PM
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KeithB.
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Easy, the guy had a hard day. I was kinda bagin on him earlier in this thread, but the reality is that it has been a long season and it is coming to a close and lots of people that started out very cheerful and friendly are a bit burned out at this point. Hang in there everyone, end of the season is a time for partying and sunshine with some epic slush days thrown in. Spring breakers should be going home any day now and we can continue with our privleged lives.
Mar 27 2008 6:23PM
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doGelyst
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like today's epic spring day of shit! SO sick.
Mar 27 2008 7:24PM
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snowbladesforlife
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Yesterday was good.
Mar 27 2008 8:47PM
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snowbladesforlife
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I am not a midwest cake eater, if I was born there I would have already put a gun in my mouth. And I don't consider myself a real Breck local, I don't live there year and this will be my last year there. I don't really care if those douches pay my bills, there are many times where their bullshit is not worth their money. Just because I work in a rental shop doesn't mean I am stupid and you can talk down to me, I am probably better educated than them. Except for the guy last year who called himself doctor with the english PhD.

I am tired of customers complaining too. You gave me wet boots, oh my boots are 4 sizes too big, my boots don't fit in my bindings, my ski instructor said my skis shouldn't be a foot over my head. All of them can lick a fat cock.

Oh and when you complain about 22 dollars for skis, boots and poles then happily pay 70 something dollars for a half day lift ticket, go fuck yourself.



Mar 27 2008 9:14PM
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ghosfacekilla
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i live in a ski town and have enough of a job not to live out of my car
cry me a river
Mar 27 2008 9:47PM
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KeithB.
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Damn, some of you guys are pretty salty. I will never live in Breck, but it won't be because of anything I have read here. Honestly though, no matter what the price, if someone I know (friends or family from the east coast) came to visit and needed rental gear and they got boots that were wet, skis that were a foot overhead or boots 4 sizes too big I would definately be asking for some correct shit. Its no fun to go on vaca only to have some rental monkey misfit your whole setup. On another note, if you hate spring skiing maybe try some hell bents in the slush. People haven't been calling them water skis all winter for nothing you know.
Mar 28 2008 12:30PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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You live in Aspen and think that Breck would be bad? I would hate to imagine what Aspen is like this time of year, all those pompous milionaires.
Mar 28 2008 7:59PM
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doGelyst
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this makes any shitty day, worth all the hassle.
Mar 28 2008 8:33PM
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KeithB.
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I don't think Breck would be bad, I just like it here. The millionairs don't ski so more for me, but it is pricey. Shit, I haven't been to Breckrnridge in years. If I move it will be to Canada or Alaska.
Mar 29 2008 1:35AM
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jsizzle
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wow you are a faggot.  Stop bitching about texans and southerners. If you went to Texas and dressed like the way you most likely dress, like a cool snowboarder or some faggot shit, you would be laughed at and stared at everywhere you went. Do you think if only people who lived in Breck skiied at breck that you would have a job? And I hope you don't think Breck is such a dope town. Its about a quarter of the size of a real town, has one shopping center, and is made up of a lot of shitty ass houses next to the nice condos that make people want to come here.  You most likely are an ok snowboarder, can probably do a rodeo, and for that think you are the dopest shit in the fucking town. Go to florida, try surfing, and get laughed at by the surf instructors for looking and surfing like a retard.  You think you are cool by acting like you are the best at Breck and you have rights to it, and you think you are cool because you talk about alcohol, when my 18 year old sister probably has a higher tolerance than you. Try leaving your fucking "town," going somewhere where people like you don't have their heads up their asses, and stop being such a little bitch. Anyone who complains about their job on a forum is true faggot.

Mar 30 2008 7:24PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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why would anybody EVER go to Texas? I would kill myself, Florida is cool though, and Breck is a dope town because it is a quarter the size of a normal town, (more like a tenth of a normal town...) and why do you assume he snowboards? This is newschoolers...
Mar 30 2008 8:37PM
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snowbladesforlife
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I ski and I can guarantee I can surf better than you. Surf instructors in Florida? You sound like a fucking idiot. And it isn't your fault that your sister gets so drunk that she gets served up by the entire town.
Mar 30 2008 9:37PM
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jsizzle
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Oh even better you can probably do a little back flip and think your dope as hell. You sound like a fucking faggot. Fuck everyone in breck who doesnt live in breck. Your saying fuck everyone except the 100 breckenridge employees who live in employee housing.  Have you been on a fucking Billabong trip to Costa Rica? I doubt it because the only places you go are your little apartment and the ski rental desk. After assualting the BV bottle? You're telling me I sound like an idiot? You are a true faggot. Why can't we put them all on the trains and make them disappear? It looks like you are a nazi too. A faggot nazi who bitches about his easy little job.

Mar 30 2008 10:09PM
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snowbladesforlife
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I am not claiming to be some amazing skier, I am a mediocre skier by Breck standards. And I sure as shit don't live in employee housing. I have surfed in Costa Rica. Just because you went to some shitty surf camp in fucking Tamarindo doesn't mean you don't suck dick. You sound like every other Floridian faggot I have ever met.
Mar 30 2008 10:20PM
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49566738265
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Wow bro, just wow.
Apr 1 2008 12:40AM
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C_Ewart
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Hey man,  Don't mess with Texas! (It's not nice to pick on retards).
Apr 4 2008 6:10PM
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jsizzle
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im not from florida im from lafayette faggot you are just a pussy nigger for bitching about your job ive had to do a 25 hour work weekend of picking up dog shit at the humane society for an entire day and putting tumbleweeds in trash bags for 8 hours and i dont go bitching about the dogs taking a shit.  Only a faggot like you who is bad at skiing but lives in breck would do this.
Apr 6 2008 11:34PM
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snowbladesforlife
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That's your fault for having community service. I might not be an amazing skier, but I am probably better than you. Just hit me up when you are in Breck and you can make you like me faggot then.
Apr 7 2008 12:08AM
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snowbladesforlife
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Why the fuck are gapers still pouring into Breck? It was busy as fuck today. Isn't it more fun to stay in Georgia and shoot at random shit in your yard? I am not knocking that, that's actually fun. Thanks to the woman who said god bless me after fitting their family and kids for about half an hour instead of even giving me a dollar tip, god doesn't pay my rent. If there was a god your plane would have blown up leaving Dallas. The only joy you gapers bring me now is reading your crash packs. To the kid who fell in powder, took his skis off, then tore his MCL standing up. How has nature not eliminated you by now?
Apr 7 2008 9:22PM
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Rapt0r
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that's weird... i met 2 dudes from atlanta and 2 from savanna today at breck.
Apr 7 2008 10:39PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Tip for you: The Holiest of Christians don't tip - at all.

I meet more people from Tampa in CO than when I actually do go to Tampa.
Apr 7 2008 11:33PM
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