Replying to Favorite thing to read on a chairlift?

while lacking anything to read on the chairlift today i decided to ponder....i wonder what other people read on the chairlift.......myb i am alone on pondering this question that really doesn't need to be answered but its cool to find out anyway

I have always wondered what other ppl read on a chairlift, whether its the instructions on the side of your pole to use them properly, An english paper that you realy don't  want to do, what percentage the beer that your drinking is or just screaming out the sign names as you pass them by.

The weirdest thing that i have ever read on the chair was some annoying lady's palm just to creep her out :P