It is time for the Official Sale After the Best Sale of My Life Thread!!! It is indeed items that were in my previous sale... AT BETTER PRICES (and a couple weeks more vintage). All Prices DO NOT include Shipping. I will accept paypal for payment. Everything will be shipped the next day. Have fun buying all of my shit.
So first up is a pair of 06/07 Rossignol Scratch FS in a 181. They have bond girls printed on the top, and the bases go together to create an incredibly sexy and seductive, yet ultimately subtle amount of porn on your skis! Each one of the slightly hidden bond girls on the top is in a different position, giving you literally years of ridability and pleasure. These skis have been drilled two times... one for an Axial binding at classic and the other for an FKS at 2cm in front of modern both for a 27.5 (315mm BSL). The bases have one small p-tex fill that cannot really be seen by photos. There is one gouge in the topsheet, but otherwise just small/normal amounts of cosmetic scratching on the top. These are super fun and poppy skis that kill it all mountain too. The FKS have been sold...
NEW PRICE!!!- $125.96 plus shipping
the cut in the top sheet (immediately filled)
So first up is a pair of 06/07 Rossignol Scratch FS in a 181. They have bond girls printed on the top, and the bases go together to create an incredibly sexy and seductive, yet ultimately subtle amount of porn on your skis! Each one of the slightly hidden bond girls on the top is in a different position, giving you literally years of ridability and pleasure. These skis have been drilled two times... one for an Axial binding at classic and the other for an FKS at 2cm in front of modern both for a 27.5 (315mm BSL). The bases have one small p-tex fill that cannot really be seen by photos. There is one gouge in the topsheet, but otherwise just small/normal amounts of cosmetic scratching on the top. These are super fun and poppy skis that kill it all mountain too. The FKS have been sold...
NEW PRICE!!!- $125.96 plus shipping
the cut in the top sheet (immediately filled)
Next up is an XL Sessions striped jacket similar to the on ANDY wore in Idea (not the exact same). When you put on this jacket, you hands instantly get weak, you drop your poles, and get a surprisingly small amount of footage put into an Eric Iberg film!!! That cannot be guaranteed, but you can be certain that it is 5000 waterproofing and 8000 breathable. It has been worn, and therefore been proclaimed baller, a total of 4 times and is in like new condition.- $80.01
Also being shown is a pair of Sepia Pants size XXL! These bitches are friggen 20,000 waterproof and they are baggy beyond belief!!! They are brown and have real leather tassels on the zippers. They have been ridden a total of two runs, which is beyond unfair. I would have worn these pants more, but I can't be getting dome and pimping the bitches all day, by contract I have to ski. I NEED TO UNLOAD THESE PANTS TO A GOOD HOME!- $60.56
Speaking of dome, I have a BIG HEAD!!! Here is an XL Smith Holt helmet that I am looking to sell. It comes with everything that originally came in the box, and will protect your noggin if you decided to suck for a bit. This helmet has never really seen a hard crash, so everything you see is cosmetic.- $29.63
Along with this helmet, or separately if desired is a pair of Scullcandy tune-ups. It can be used in either a Large or XL smith helmet. I have used these once, and then realized that hearing is a good option for me. -$14.75
To match the helmet, I have decided to give up my Smith Phenom Crystalized Series goggles. They have more bling than any pimp this side of the prime meridian, and no they aren't diamonds... THEY ARE CRYSTALS!!!! They have one main scratch on the lens as shown, which cannot actually be noticed from the inside. The foam and strap are in money condition. I, as most of you would have guessed purchased these from SAC ($45), and am practically giving these away at a cool, yet satisfying... $29.99
Wrapping up the sale in the hand warming department we have a pair of gloves and a pair of mitts.
First up is an XL pair of POW pipe/spring gloves. They can really be worn anytime, winter or spring, but they are meant to be a spring glove. As you can see there is an insane amount of stickiness in the palm which is ideal whether you are gripping poles or a bitches throat. They have been worn twice. -$15 FLAT
And finally the bread and butter if you will... I still haven't figured out the meaning of that phrase... a pair of Dakine Ranger mitts. Probably been worn a total of 6 days or so with very little amount of visible wear. I have decided that I am far too pretentious to wear mitts, so they are currently looking for a more modest owner. Flask is not included. Size Large- $19.50
So again, I bid you farewell. It is with the upmost pleasure that I leave you with this final quote... "BUY RYAN's SHIT!!!"- Jesus.
Love,
Ryan
