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Woman Stuck To Boyfriend's Toilet... FOR TWO YEARS!

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shagalabagala
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article explains it all
hahaha i just wish there were some pictures
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/03/12/2008-03-12_sheriff_woman_stuck_on_boyfriends_toilet.html

Mar 12 2008 4:43PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
I don't even know what to say to that...
Mar 12 2008 4:46PM
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Nicholas.
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thats some real live nip/tuck shit.
Mar 12 2008 4:48PM
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yelsel
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wtf
Mar 12 2008 4:54PM
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nashbuck
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her ass grew around the seat haha
Mar 12 2008 4:55PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
dont know why but it sorta sounds to me like it was almost a weird case of Stockholm syndrome, she didnt want to leave the toilet and shit,
Mar 12 2008 5:17PM
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Alex_thedroog
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hahahaha
Mar 12 2008 5:22PM
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M+M
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so.....she didnt want to leave for 2 years, then began to attach herself to it? wat the hell? why are people so fucking weird in this world, cant we all just be non murdering normal people, its kind of anoying
Mar 12 2008 5:23PM
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lushlaxstr
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where did he poop?
Mar 12 2008 5:24PM
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b-kul
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her ass morphed into the seat! holy shit!
Mar 12 2008 5:24PM
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Shorton
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haha, amazing.
Mar 12 2008 5:26PM
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-Mugatu
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kick ass transformer! toilet-tron
Mar 12 2008 5:27PM
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max.
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hahahahaha that is so fucked
Mar 12 2008 5:48PM
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crussell
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hahaha made my day
Mar 12 2008 5:52PM
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BeerGoggles
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bahahha...
Mar 12 2008 6:50PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
"alright honey I need you to open your legs nice and wide now"
Mar 12 2008 6:55PM
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mistaskia
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hahaha ummm... wtf? 
Mar 12 2008 7:04PM
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horner
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The article did say that he brought her food and water...
Mar 12 2008 7:18PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
I don't know what to think about this..... it's probably best if I don't.
Mar 12 2008 7:27PM
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Line0777
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Mar 12 2008 7:29PM
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VT_FLO
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i second that
Mar 12 2008 8:12PM
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grahamhowe
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how can you date someone whos stuck to your toilet? this is just absurd
Mar 12 2008 8:13PM
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Dr_Feelgood
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wtf?
Mar 12 2008 8:16PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
"Hey honey, while I'm still here, how 'bout a blumpkin?"
Mar 12 2008 8:16PM
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GetPitted
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AHAHA This thread is making me lawlllllll
Mar 12 2008 8:19PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
haha now that is fucked up
Mar 12 2008 8:21PM
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.makuma.
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too far
Mar 12 2008 8:21PM
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Bangor
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Wow. Just.... wow.
Mar 12 2008 8:23PM
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snwbrdmilf
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That's gnarly.
Mar 12 2008 10:40PM
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Rooddss
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well thats 2 years gone from her life
Mar 12 2008 11:20PM
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BonersinmyassFTW
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wat?

Mar 12 2008 11:35PM
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ax_murderer
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how is this a response to "where did he poop?"


and thats fucking hilairous
Mar 13 2008 12:54AM
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RICK_ROSS
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thats a huge bitch!
Mar 13 2008 1:07AM
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kristie
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What kind of guy lets his girlfriend sit on his toliet for 2 years?
Mar 13 2008 1:20AM
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-Mugatu
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probably someone on NS and is too busy burning all their time on this website to care for their GF
Mar 13 2008 9:21AM
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freestyler540
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Thats pretty weird

Mar 13 2008 9:24AM
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triebby
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bahahahaha, omg, wow
Mar 13 2008 10:15AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Shit or get off the pot. One of life's great lessons.
Mar 13 2008 10:23AM
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Dustin.
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My legs fall asleep after 15 minutes!  How could she take it?

Mar 13 2008 10:49AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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How much fucking food did her bring her that she grew around the toilet? Shit.
Mar 13 2008 11:30AM
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Parkboy
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i saw that this morning. so damn funny. and she begged to stay there!
Mar 13 2008 11:47AM
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TWoods
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I don't know about you guys, but i would have dumped her after a week or so.
Mar 13 2008 2:22PM
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doritos
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As the excessive punctuation above may indicate, I'm pretty fucking baffled by this article.
Mar 13 2008 2:28PM
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ontwosticks
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jesus it said in there that her legs started to atrophy. That's disgusting, basically the muscle in her legs were just dying from not being used ever, fuck.
Mar 13 2008 3:05PM
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almostaskier
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"Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled."

Looks like the authorities are just as weird...
Mar 13 2008 3:13PM
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shagalabagala
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what i don't understand is how her skin grew into the toilet seat... however that happened, it's absolutely disgusting
Mar 13 2008 10:57PM
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RICK_ROSS
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nothing turns me on more than taking food to my girlfriend that wont leave the room that shes been i for 2 years
Mar 13 2008 11:08PM
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anxju
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Mar 13 2008 11:11PM
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anxju
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^clicky
Mar 13 2008 11:12PM
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Grove_Street
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Transformers Toilet seats in disguise
Mar 13 2008 11:12PM
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ontwosticks
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Well think about it, your skin is growing constantly and replacing itself 1 nanometer layer at a time pretty much constantly as your other layers die. So basically, where her ass is on the seat isn't growing as much new skin because it can't becuase after a little of being on that toilet her ass will get legit stuck to it. Now, the skin all around the toilet seat starts to build up on the outside of the seat, little by little, never a noticeable amount to anyone that sees it everyday, but after a long amount of time of constant regeneration, it will actually start to form onto the toilet seat in very very small increments constantly until after two years it has actually attached itself to the toilet seat making it part of the body
Mar 14 2008 11:31AM
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