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Pwning cops

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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
so anyways the other night at this bar one of my friends gets in a fight with one of the staff. The guy who worked there like started the fight. So anyways my friend was outside callin the staff guy out, and the staff dude was just being a pussy standing up on the steps. And another bartender came out with this "i am the shit" look all over his face and says "thats it im calling the cops" So anyways my friend leaves cause he doesnt want to deal with any of that shit. Me and 2 of my other friends were like waiting there to get one of their jackets and when are walking down the street a cop car cuts us off at the block corner and almost runs us over. This bitch cop gets out and shes like "take your hands out of your pockets!" so i take them out of my pants pockets and put them in my hooded sweatshirt pocket, and she's like "Take them out of your pockets!" and im like "dude its fucking freezing, what the fuck is your problem im putting them in my pants then!" so i put my hands in my pants and she doesnt say anything because i def pulled a reversal on her confidence shit train.  So anyways by now 5 other cop cars pull up to us and their all coming up to us. My friends are like saying we had nothing to do with any of the stuff that went on, and im like "yo look at this shit, (counting them with my hand really loud in front of all the cops) ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX COP CARS!!!  What the fuck is this, we didnt do nothing and we got 6 cop cars busting our ass" So then they point to the guy who was fighting my friend and ask us if we know the guy who got in a fight with this guy and were like "no!" and then im like, "that staff dude is the one who started the shit in the first place, and the guy like looks down at the ground all embarrassed and shit"
then this ballsy cop comes up to me and pokes me in the chest and is like "you all need to go home right now" and im like  "where you think we were going"

so anyways there were six cop cars with their flashers and 6 cops surrounding us and i was basically running their shit just as easy as i can run my little brothers shit. Once they realize that they cant scare you into submission then they become the biggest pussies ever, they got the fuck out of there so fast because i was destroying their self esteem by the second.

anyway, its so much fun when your not doing anything wrong and cops try to fuck with you, and you burn them
Mar 10 2008 10:06PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
there are better ways to deal with cops.  such as how my friends dealt with it when they got caught drinking in public.


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Mar 11 2008 5:10PM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
i know theirs chill cops,  i always give cops a chance to be chill. If if they turn out to dicks then i am not gonna pretend they are cool. And if theyre dicks while wrongfully accusing us then ill probly get irate. 


Mar 11 2008 5:13PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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any idea where this pic was taken? 
Mar 11 2008 5:33PM
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skiblandford
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ha ha ha
Mar 11 2008 5:36PM
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b-kul
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this was such a funny thread, so many stupid posts by yauch.
Mar 11 2008 5:44PM
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The_Future
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Oh wow you are really good at looking at people's profiles and finding things to call them out on.  How does me volunteering my time, helping people who I don't know make me homosexual?  Please, I would love to hear your explanation on that one.  You seem to have very prejudice views about public service organizations.  And seroiusly you obviously know your whole post is retarded and now you're so insecure about yourself that you are simply trying (but failing miserably) to belittle other people.  So just please do this whole community a favor and stop saying stupid ass shit.  It is most certainly not making you look any more intelligent.
Mar 11 2008 5:51PM
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TerminatorX
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http://www.orbitmedical.com/wheelchairs/images/golden-compass.jpg 
Mar 11 2008 5:58PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
the great province of quebec.
Mar 11 2008 6:10PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
holy shit i go to bed last night with less then a page and over night this flame fest has hit 3 pages? jesus.

Mar 11 2008 6:11PM
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RockandRollTroll
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What he did was illegal, and unless he is a police officer could face impersonating an officer charges
Mar 11 2008 9:15PM
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StanMcStanson
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You sound like an ignorant 10 year old.  Stop speaking, you're embarrassing yourself.
Mar 11 2008 9:24PM
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doublexl
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you didnt pwn the cops in the slightest bit. o ya except for the part where you put your hands in your pockets and pulled a total reversal on that bitch.
Mar 11 2008 9:35PM
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comeatmebro
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woah. way to go there billy badass! you fuckin told them!!
Mar 11 2008 9:36PM
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babujib
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im with you dude, when cops come and everyones like wow do you smell bacon? cool your the man, theyre all people and theyll respond to you how you respond to them, if you give them lip theyre gonna give it right back but if your cool then they usually will be chill and if not they probally had a long day with all the other punks that do mouth off
Mar 11 2008 9:38PM
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youknomysteeze
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it was a team effort

but be respectful to cops unless there taking advantage of there badge(sp?)
Mar 11 2008 10:11PM
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oiECSoi
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all you obviously dont understand what he is trying to say he was just standin up for his rights its people like you that allow cops to run around with more authority than they should have. why the fuck should you instantly respect cops? live in fear and be a weak human being and let their power go unchecked. fight for yourself, your all gunna get fucked over sooner or later if you dont stand up for yourselves.
Mar 11 2008 10:27PM
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
you missed the part where the cops did nothing wrong?
Mar 11 2008 10:29PM
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Dustin.
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Hansel
Mar 11 2008 10:47PM
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mothaeast
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way to ruin your rep. you could have stopped way earlier instead of trying to trash talk everyone but now nobody will respect you
Mar 11 2008 11:58PM
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IcePointa
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Fuck you haters and fuck the police. We need more people to stand up for themselves and their dignity to keep law enforcement in its place. What the hell did yauch do in this situation that made you want to jump him? He tells you a story about some shit that went down a few nights back then sarcastic responses come in "ooh you're so cool" and you all proceed to argue about nothing as far as I'm concerned. I wouldn't expect someone with any self respect to act any differently. They we'ren't armed, they were just at a fucking bar, and if the person that called the cops lied and claimed that they were armed he needs to be dealt with.
Mar 12 2008 12:07AM
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Benedetto.
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if you put your hands in your pants after 2 or 3 times of asking you to take your hand out of your pants, any cop in america would tackle you. and i know that for 100%. you didn't pwn shit. the only shit your pwning is yourself
Mar 12 2008 1:16PM
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Elijah.
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Dude I hope this kid got banned...
Mar 12 2008 1:50PM
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Yauch
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i think your woman hips should be banned,

but yeah thanks to the people who can relate.
Im sorry but i have some dignity. Yall might want to try it some time. When im laying in my hospital bed getting ready to die, ill be able to say that at least i wasnt a pussy, at least my life wasnt a fucking joke. and all you people who are threatened by my attitude are gonna sit in the hospital bed and shit your pants the same as you will when you get asshole cops with control issues all up in your face.

and if you all want to say that the cops werent embarassed,   were you there?     

Mar 12 2008 2:39PM
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oiECSoi
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its not aboit fighting all the time. by fighting i mean standing up agaisnt the cop for your rights in this situation. and in some cases fighting cause its your only choice, im sorry you dont beleive in yourself and have no respect for youself so that you cant stand up for yourself. that must suck
Mar 12 2008 6:19PM
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Dustin.
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you might be the first person on ns to go under 40 karma at this rate.  you should just let it go bro
Mar 12 2008 6:27PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
dignity? its a matter of respect. and if i remember correctly, respect earns respect. so why did you immediately show a attitude to the cop? i could understand if she rushed over to you, then proceeded to tackle you, then it would be acceptable to be a smart ass and uncooperative.

but from the way i read your story they did not nothing out of line. merely pulled up to you asked a normal police request. so you responded with a smart ass answer and an attitude. witch probably ticked her off and if she did do anything that came off to you as abuse of power or being on a power trip it was probably just her responding to your smart ass attitude.

maybe you should just admit you where being a little punk kid who thinks hes all that with an attitude.
Mar 12 2008 6:27PM
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Yauch
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yeah again thanks for the replay. Except you werent there were you!!!!!

imagine this woman with a badge




Mar 12 2008 6:31PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
This thread is hysterically out of hand haha, why hasn't this been deleted?
Mar 12 2008 6:37PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
ok, if thats who i was dealing with, i would of not put up an attitude, fulfilled what she asked and prayed she went away with out eating me. NOT be a smart ass, talk back, and then go claim it on an internet forum when nothing happened to be claimed. well except for you acting like a little punk kid.

also unrelated to that^ i think i noticed you switch your story half way threw the thread. originally you said it was one of your friends who wanted to fight? and then half way through the thread you changed it up saying you had no idea who was involved. or i could of misread something...
Mar 12 2008 6:39PM
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Yauch
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it was one of my friends but we were at the other part of the bar when the fight happened. We told the cops we didnt know who it was cause we didnt want him to get in trouble, even though i dont know how he could of cause the staff worker started the fight in the first place from what we heard.
Mar 12 2008 6:51PM
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VT_FLO
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he wouldnt if everybody had guns
Mar 12 2008 8:24PM
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Dr_Feelgood
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yauch man, you need to chill.

yea cops sometimes piss the shit out of you for no reason. take me for example. i got pulled over by 2 cop cars because someone was driving around egging cars in the area i was driving in, and they happened to be reported driving the same car as me. so i let them search my car and they let me go with it being not a huge deal.

my point is you really shouldnt be a douchebag to them. they are just doing their job. being a cop is stressful enough without having people like you giving them shit. you are actually lucky that they didnt do anything to you. so just take this into consideration next time.
Mar 12 2008 8:36PM
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Yauch
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no your the one who does it immediately. and dont forget to piss your pants you fucking loser.
Mar 12 2008 8:41PM
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MrPantyDropper
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LOL!
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Mar 12 2008 8:44PM
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skijunkiedtm
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dude its common sense! you really are reminding me of the "DONT TAZ ME BRO" guy. trying to do all you can to provoke a response and then you go bitch and claim police brutality, police on a power trip etc... when they where just responding to your smart ass
Mar 12 2008 8:50PM
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fsscott
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HAHA!
"Puts his hands in his other pockets"
GOLDEN SHIT RIGHT THERE!
Mar 12 2008 9:12PM
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Yauch
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you didnt have anywhere to run? you think he would have shot you for getting in a fist fight and running? you really are a pussy im not even kidding ive run from the cops more times than i can count
Mar 12 2008 9:17PM
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skijunkiedtm
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Mar 12 2008 9:23PM
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oiECSoi
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once again you prove your point that you will do anything a cop tells you too. and you're just shpwing your fear of them, your the kid thats gunna get his car searched ilelgally cause you wont have to balls to tell a cop no when he asks if he can search your car.

Mar 12 2008 9:31PM
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MrPantyDropper
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theres no reason to not let a cop search your car if your not doing anything wrong...

hell..i fuckin let a cop search my car when there was shit in it. they never found it...
Mar 12 2008 9:40PM
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Yauch
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ooooh im sorry to hurt your feelings, but yes i have run from the cops!  the fact that you find this UNBELIEVABLE just shows how lame you are
Mar 12 2008 9:52PM
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TerminatorX
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Holly crap. You have actually ran from cops before. You must be bad ass extreme.
Mar 13 2008 4:24PM
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Mat.
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Running away from your problems is probably more of a pussy move than facing consequences, and taking responsibility for your actions. It is MUCH more manly to stick around and face the consequences of your actions.

I have read some pretty stupid anologies from you. so I am going to make one, like you.
if a cop we're to pull up on the scene, you would run away like a little pussy school girl? so basically if some regular dude wanted to fight you, you would run away from that too? bitch please, you are one fuckin PUSSY!
Mar 13 2008 4:41PM
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VT_FLO
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but some random guy cant fuck up your life and call it authority. they cant abuse their power without consequences
Mar 13 2008 7:04PM
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Yauch
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you would rather stay and get a ticket? cool man do whatever you want
Mar 13 2008 7:59PM
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skijunkiedtm
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dude did you not see how his post addressed this? the beter thing to do would defeninently stay and face the consiquences. and the pussy way out would be to run and not face em. he did not say he would stay. hes pointing out that it is not bad ass to run from the cops, just the pussy way out.
Mar 13 2008 8:09PM
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StanMcStanson
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Someone's a bamf...
Mar 13 2008 9:31PM
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Yauch
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sorry, but when i was at hs parties that got busted, the cops gave everybody citations, so if you and mat want to hang around when the cops come and take your citations in order to feel like you "manned up" than go ahead. you can even make fun of me the next day in school. you can brag about your 500$ citation.  honestly what the fuck is wrong with you
Mar 13 2008 9:55PM
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MrPantyDropper
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HOLY SHIT...i taught underprivileged 5th graders who have better reading comprehension than you!
Mar 13 2008 9:57PM
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Yauch
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O really?
Mar 13 2008 9:58PM
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