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The best gaper quotes

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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,341
somebody on the chairlift yesterday asked me what they did with the moguls at the end of the year?
i also gotten "what altitude do the dear turn to elk?"
17 years ago
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tris10radeka
Posts: 267 - Karma: 665
Steezasaurusgaper: are those tricky skis?
me: yes
gaper: so you can like do tricks and stuff?
me:...yes
gaper: so you can like do grinds and helicopter spins??
me:...........sure
gaper: so are you like spansorized and are in like the xgames with shaun white???
me:....no
gaper:....can you do a backflip??
me: no! you fucking gaper, why the fuck do you and all other peopl like you with your fuckin skiblades come in a park and proceed to create a cluster fuck of bitches and destroy all of our lips and jumps by going 3 miles over it and just going down it and cutting people off and make complete assholes of yourself. god fuckin dammit! alot of people can do backflips and do "helicopters" and grind, you along with the rest of your gaper parasite need to just d=stay out of the park and make everyone happy. fuck!
gaper: ( some high school rich kid) proceeds to get teary eyed


yess helicopter spins. I was wondering if anyone else had heard that before
9 years ago
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tris10radeka
Posts: 267 - Karma: 665
Oh I just thought of a good one. happened last week at school

Random kid wearing a yawgoo valley t shirt (
9 years ago
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Lonely
Posts: 6993 - Karma: 66,666
Kid asks if my 95mm underfoot skis are powder skis because they're bright colors
9 years ago
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PNayr
Posts: 355 - Karma: 727
Fat kid in a tall tee talking to Andy Parry at a Tell A friend tour meetup," yo what kind of gloves do you wear????" ...........

"Wait do they sell them here?????"
9 years ago
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,297
PNayrFat kid in a tall tee talking to Andy Parry at a Tell A friend tour meetup," yo what kind of gloves do you wear????" ...........

"Wait do they sell them here?????"


you sound pretty cool man, the big homie just wanted to have toasty hands
9 years ago
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OregonDead
Posts: 7007 - Karma: 25,763
tris10radekayess helicopter spins. I was wondering if anyone else had heard that before


Sometimes I just call it a helicopter. There was a when time every kid wanted to be able to do a helicopter. Still a rad trick IMO.
9 years ago
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tac0.slayer
Posts: 254 - Karma: 947
Night skiing, pretty much the last people on the hill, my brother and I were standing at the top of the 50' vert bunnyhill when a snowboarder wearing a one peice snow suit walks up carrying his board and politely ask's if theres an easier way down.

The lodge was literally a straight run down 500 feet away.

Like I honestly thought he was kidding because there was literally no other way in sight.

Also one time I was chatting to this friendly guy on the lift, and at one point he asked how much season passes were, saying how he had been up 16 days that season buying day passes each time, which is easily double the amount of two season passes at my hill lmao.
9 years ago
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addie.
Posts: 350 - Karma: 1,432
ttelrabOne time I got on the lift with this kid, (he was rocking Beats headphones, and a puma hoodie) He pulls an IPAD out of his backpack and starts going through his music. He looks over at me laughing and goes "What bro, you don't like Eminem?"


this one's my favorite
9 years ago
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PNayr
Posts: 355 - Karma: 727
stupendous-manyou sound pretty cool man, the big homie just wanted to have toasty hands


Boi you should've been there to see it. I was dying on the inside
9 years ago
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dyer
Posts: 619 - Karma: 964
RICK_ROSSsomebody on the chairlift yesterday asked me what they did with the moguls at the end of the year?"


They put them in a freezer. Duh
9 years ago
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poonis
Posts: 255 - Karma: 1,456
LonelyKid asks if my 95mm underfoot skis are powder skis because they're bright colors


Do you by chance have the 2015 line tc skis because me too
9 years ago
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Lonely
Posts: 6993 - Karma: 66,666
keefskiDo you by chance have the 2015 line tc skis because me too


No
9 years ago
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BianKarrett
Posts: 360 - Karma: 2,110
Kid with 2016 twall full tilts: Do you follow Newschoolers on Instagram?
me: yeah do you have a ns account?
Kid: yeah I'm following their account on insta
me: ummm ok
9 years ago
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The.Fish
Posts: 2269 - Karma: 4,997
"Do the blowers blow shredded cheese out like that one drake and josh movie"
btw that show was the best
9 years ago
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,323
"Nice ohhhnepz"
9 years ago
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loam.duvanin
Posts: 45 - Karma: 49
"is that a Canon?"
Me: It is
"I love that mountain"
9 years ago
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270on420out
Posts: 7521 - Karma: 51,259
Thich texan accent: "Honey hold my sticks while I stitch up my riggers".
9 years ago
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 8,739
My grandma asked to see my skis. I had line after bangs at the time, and she picked them up looked at them,
"Why are the ends bent up? Did you do that?"
"No grandma, they are called twin tips, so you can ski switch.. Uh, backwards."
"How do they do that!? Do they glue two skis together in the middle!?"

I have never laughed so hard
9 years ago
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,164
Not really a gaper story but the dean of my hs called my down to his office for skiing moguls with park skis. He was on a lift like halfway across the mountains and saw how I was "ruining the snow for everyone else"

kinda true i caught my back edge and sent one to my face
9 years ago
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spacelunch
Posts: 67 - Karma: 145
I like doing airtime in the trick park
9 years ago
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
*In the lift line on my 181 filthy riches* "wow I didn't know they still made skis that long now a days"
9 years ago
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,194
spacelunchI like doing airtime in the trick park


that never happened
9 years ago
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spacelunch
Posts: 67 - Karma: 145
I guess i dont have much credibility because im an n00b but this from my school thought thats since you do a trick you do airtime
9 years ago
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Aparker
Posts: 729 - Karma: 1,678
TonyTheTigerRight after I did a flatspin 5.... I heard someone scream in the chair: "Omg this guy did a frontflip!!!!".... oooook...

My flat 5 response is "Omg he did a backflip!!!"
9 years ago
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,341
today on the lift i heard, "can't believe this shit has made it to 92 pages"
9 years ago
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JichelMusten
Posts: 750 - Karma: 2,889
Ahh, if only gapers new how much they get flamed here on newschoolers
9 years ago
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asdfpijeoafsdsk
Posts: 29 - Karma: 117
Every single person is a gaper at my hill. Everyone starts screaming if anyone does a k-fed. Its depressing.
9 years ago
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EasyCheesySteezy
Posts: 132 - Karma: 947
Kid: are you going inside
Me: (I'm holding the open walking inside) no its to cold out so I'm warming up the hill
9 years ago
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trannyfinder.edu
Posts: 236 - Karma: 288
So I was riding up the chairlift with this kid about 10-11. He then proceeded to tell me all these crazy stories and people dieing, and his dad being so great. The best story however was about the infamous GoPro. He said his dad got the first one. I replied by saying 'oh cool, the new ones are getting pretty good.' Then he replied "yeah, but I'm pretty sure the original is like the best because it is not all upgraded and stuff." I replied a simple 'ya' and continued with my day.
9 years ago
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Pole-Less
Posts: 197 - Karma: 543
"Broooo why do you wear you goggles under your helmet?"
9 years ago
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mike759
Posts: 887 - Karma: 1,989
"the snowboard jumps" aka terrain park
9 years ago
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mike759
Posts: 887 - Karma: 1,989
sorry for dub post
"I'm scared I might fall off the mountain"
9 years ago
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JustinG7
Posts: 68 - Karma: 563
Almost all the kids in my school ski club are gapers and I love on the way home from the mountain when all of them are saying, "yo I had an epic day and those jumps were sick!" when really all they did was pizza down all the greens, tuck in a pizza, and hit tiny bumps (aka jumps).
9 years ago
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gnarballsianm
Posts: 621 - Karma: 703
Getting off chair at stevens pass, knocking skis off to hike up to big chief bowl,

Gaper asks, "so is that like a dope ass run up there?"
Me, "Nah, probably just be kinda shitty,"

Long story short, got the freshies and kept the snakes out
9 years ago
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highpeak
Posts: 426 - Karma: 2,210
Bump
7 years ago
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-eREKTion-
Posts: 1632 - Karma: 10,982
I had a first time skier pay for demos because she thought we would demonstrate how to use the equipment. It was slow so I showed her how to step into and get out of bindings.

Also, had the classic "Are you sponsored?" a few times. One guy asked me after I shifty'd off a pretty mellow side hit. I asked why he thought I was sponsored and he pointed at my skis and said that only pros have skis that cool. So good job Moment... I guess.
7 years ago
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HypeBeast
Posts: 9962 - Karma: 74,976
"Wow those are a lot of stickers on your skis. Did you put all those stickers on them? Must've taken a while."...in referring to my 2013 Line Afterbangs....

"Sorry bro, I couldn't stop"...as some Jerry in rental skis slides right across the front of my skis while I'm waiting in the lift line.
7 years ago
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Durrrham
Posts: 144 - Karma: 720
Look at how fast I’m going!!!!
7 years ago
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jordanj801
Posts: 96 - Karma: 112
Kids at my school like to call the 15 foot jump at my resort the "Mega Ramp"
7 years ago
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DMadd11883
Posts: 99 - Karma: 89
"Wow you can ski without poles!" and "Hey isn't you're jacket a little big lololololol" are the two classics
7 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52308 - Karma: 170,458
EasyCheesySteezyKid: are you going inside
Me: (I'm holding the open walking inside) no its to cold out so I'm warming up the hill


I had to read this 5 or 6 times to figure out what the fuck was going on
7 years ago
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shredasaurus
Posts: 357 - Karma: 888
DId yoU sEE tHat HELicoPtEr?!??

(the kid he was talking about did a 3....
7 years ago
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Limitanie
Posts: 19 - Karma: 86
It was spring skiing last year at vail and it was a toasty 55 degrees so my friends and I were wearing tank tops, gaper looks at us, "hey wearing tank tops while skiing is dangerous"

Us, "Uh what?"

Gaper, "yeah you can get frostbite"

Us, "..."
7 years ago
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chimpansteeze
Posts: 101 - Karma: 485
*at mid mountain, jerry gaperton skis over to me

"hey, im looking for the lift?"

ok, which one you looking for?

"you know, the one that goes up"
7 years ago
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ThatSkiierKidd64
Posts: 375 - Karma: 1,113
Where do you find the place with the metal things you can slide on?
7 years ago
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 12,497
Non gaper: are you filming a POV video?
Gaper: no.
Non gaper: then why do you have the gopro mounterd on your head?
Gaoer: i'm filming a rad video. Check my youtubes.
7 years ago
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jensen
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 1,267
DMadd11883"Wow you can ski without poles!" and "Hey isn't you're jacket a little big lololololol" are the two classics


This is funny because you were actually the one being called a gaper...
7 years ago
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skiguy04
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 1,212
DIRTYBUBBLEThich texan accent: "Honey hold my sticks while I stitch up my riggers".


RICK_ROSStoday on the lift i heard, "can't believe this shit has made it to 92 pages"


Stitch up your riggers! Rad gaper is a hero
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