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The best gaper quotes

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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
somebody on the chairlift yesterday asked me what they did with the moguls at the end of the year?
i also gotten "what altitude do the dear turn to elk?"
Mar 10 2008 7:33PM
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MaxBmt
Posts: 269 - Karma: 99
I'm waiting in the park, a gaper yelled to me in the chairlift : ''Hey can you fly with that suit?''
I replied : ''I don't know, can you fly when you smoke weed like that?''
He didnt replied...

not sure if I translated it right , but in french it was pretty funny ^^
Feb 21 2011 4:54PM
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Bi-ShredinalGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 321
yeah ive got the spk kaos too and i get that question at least once every day! my friends has the kreations so he get it too
Feb 21 2011 7:46PM
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-GL-
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gaper: are those those backward skis
me: haha yeah
gaper: oh...whats the purpose of those?
me: so you can ski backwards.
gaper: why would you need to do that?
Feb 21 2011 7:55PM
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StillGhood
Posts: 305 - Karma: 613

Gaper quotes for today from Glen Eden

Gaper: Hey are those dual tips?

Me: Yes, but theyre called twin tips

Gaper: Is that so you can ski in reverse?

Me: I think you mean backwards, or switch

Gaper: Yeah reverse

Feb 21 2011 8:28PM
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skibeest
Posts: 419 - Karma: 103
do u ski or snowboard?
while i was wearing my twin tips
Feb 21 2011 9:04PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
hahahaha, that was translated just fine.
Feb 21 2011 9:13PM
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K_Ruhde
Posts: 39 - Karma: 12

heard this today from the chair.

*girls falls*

yells to friend "The wind blew me over!"

Feb 21 2011 10:05PM
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tall_pants
Posts: 663 - Karma: 446
Gaper: those are short skis
Feb 21 2011 10:13PM
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tall_pants
Posts: 663 - Karma: 446
Gaper: those are short skis ME: not really I'm 5'5 Gaper: Well are they those weird trick skis ME; ya (skis away)
Feb 21 2011 10:15PM
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SlurbnBeef
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 321
*I had my gopro on my helmet*
"Kid walks over, whoo im on camera (calls over to his mom) hey mom im on camera then starts saying hi into it."
"Its not recording..."
"Oh..." *Walks away*

Another thing I get a lot.
*Have my gopro on my helmet*
"What is that?"
"A GoPro."
"Whats a GoPro?"
"A helmet camera."
"Do you like... record with it?"
"Umm yeah that's what its made for right?"
"Yeah I guess..."
Feb 21 2011 10:20PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
problem 1. chill the fuck out
problem 2. get a damn life


LOOOVEEE!!!!
Feb 22 2011 12:35AM
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razors-chaz
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,250
yeah it does look a bit wierd but was more just into watching the videos and following the main news feeds so didnt really feel like i needed an account. especially as most people i used to see on the feeds were just using their account to try and claim first comments..
Feb 22 2011 1:57PM
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skiingute
Posts: 630 - Karma: 15
There are plenty of lurkers, myself included
Feb 22 2011 2:03PM
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pink_squid
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 368
there is this total gang of posers at sierra. they all have line skis and ware orage jackets that there moms probally bought for them. And the leader of there gaper group cant ski for shit. They were in the park and filming themselfs hitting a box straight. so he tells his friend "hey we should all nose bonk the barrel".(its just a barrel burried halfway in the snow) and every one of them just skis over it. our entire crew waz cracking up.
Feb 22 2011 3:19PM
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AspenBeatrice
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10

" i had to wait 3 hours in the ER and my wrist hurt really bad"

-kid in worst ski day ever thread

Feb 22 2011 3:26PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Yesterday was Louis Riel day for Manitoba (I got the day off, score!) but it felt more like Gaper day at Springhill because anyone and everyone was skiing due to the 'Riel Deals' ($15 for tickets and rentals). Lifts were packed, there were people constantly falling on the tow rope, and pretty much a slew of them staring at me as I entered the park switch.
Feb 22 2011 4:39PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
Not really skiing related but.. I was just walking past the ice rink in beaver creek and heard a girl say "wow these skates are really slippery on the ice.."
Feb 22 2011 6:04PM
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munzer10
Posts: 63 - Karma: 24
Woah! That guy did 2 whole helicopters!
Feb 22 2011 6:05PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
probem 1. stop stalking me
problem 2. get a fucking life
and then...

DIE!!!
Feb 22 2011 6:12PM
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Evilchris
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 44
today at Alta I was riding up with a pretty cool older dude and the first thingnhe asked was
Feb 22 2011 7:01PM
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11..11
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*standing right infront of the lodge. I'm new to this mountain is that the lodge right there?
Feb 22 2011 9:07PM
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HalfandHalf
Posts: 1216 - Karma: 207

a week ago "why are your skis so wide? whats the point of that?"

Feb 22 2011 9:30PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
WHAT DID HE SAY?!!!! PLEASE TELLLL! i hate when sentences cut out right before something important is going to happen, " im not _____ " shit just got fucked, and this is a dumb post
Feb 22 2011 10:09PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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i was talking to my friend about ruby hill rail yard and some kid was like "can you do the urban rail there?" me:"what urban rail? they dont have "urban" there." him:" ya they do, the big round rail" me: " thats not urban..." him: "yes it is because you have to jump on to it" i stopped talking to him
Feb 22 2011 10:19PM
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joshua
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This thread sucks. These aren't gaper quotes anymore.
Feb 22 2011 10:33PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
"powder skis? who would want to ski in powder?" hahaha mi gapers are the best
Feb 22 2011 11:40PM
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e.wait
Posts: 869 - Karma: 1,954
it's still an urban style rail...you dun goofed...
Feb 22 2011 11:55PM
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jzSteezy
Posts: 139 - Karma: 16
2 days ago at big boulder, im hitting the big jump line and it's my first run of the day so im just doing some little straight airs to get the feel of the kickers, and on the third one, i was in the air when this old gaper cut across the landing. i landed on his skis which made me eat shit and when i was tumbling down the hill his pole stabbed me, then he yelled at me for landing on his skis and how i could've seriously hurt him. fucking retard
Feb 22 2011 11:59PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/604739/
today on ns
"where can i buy a Tom Wallisch?"
Feb 23 2011 12:03AM
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Evilchris
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 44
if it was harder to ski in snowboard pants... it was all good because then we shared some laughs at the expense of the typical deer valley skiers. then in the parking lot some old lady in a fart bag asked me if I snowboarded... sorry for the delay, mobile ns shit the bes
Feb 23 2011 9:20AM
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Bi-ShredinalGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 321
haha big +K
Feb 23 2011 2:25PM
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JMF
Posts: 193 - Karma: 17
gaper talking about pond skimming: "Yeah pros do the pond skim for practicing their butters in powder"
Feb 23 2011 2:59PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542

I take a jump and while im in the air a ski patroll decides to go do his slalom in the middle of the landing (he was on flat not moving when I took off). I land right next to him and we both bail then he's like :

''oh shit I didn't saw you you ok?''

''Yeah im fine but wtf are you doing dude?!''

''I'm sorry I didn't saw you''

''You didn't saw me?? you just went in te middle of a landing and you didn't chek before??''

''Yeah but I saw a kid without his helmet in the park when I was in the chair and I'm trying to catch him up''

Feb 23 2011 5:00PM
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bradt2
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I teach skiing.

Me: You need to bend your knees when you ski.

Girl: I can't

Me: Why not??

Girl: It is cold so I decided to wear three pairs of skinny jeans.

Feb 23 2011 5:07PM
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Patroni
Posts: 121 - Karma: -5

i went to play it again to get some boots and the guy asked me my size and i replied "about 28 or 29" he then says "no thats impossible its like your either right or left handed" he then proceeds to measure my foot then says "it looks like your about a 28.5 but you could wear either a 28 or a 29"

conclusion: play it again gets all the job applications that were rejected from the near by rei store.

Feb 23 2011 7:54PM
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Daoust
Posts: 487 - Karma: 103
gaper "parks empty today" me "yeah besides half the people are just gonna ski straight through"
he shut up and didnt talk to me the rest of the lift, he goes to the park and sees me come up and he turns around and leaves
Feb 23 2011 8:08PM
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mmallender.
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why does everyone insist on posting "quotes" that make themselves look like enormous douchebags......
Feb 23 2011 9:09PM
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Patroni
Posts: 121 - Karma: -5

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i was at stevens a few weekends ago waiting at the base in the lift line. a family of four asians approached wearing skinny jeans north face rain shells and reading glasses while carrying their snowboards through the line passing everybody. a lifty stopped them and had to insist multiple times that you have to strap your foot in before you get on the chair. after about a minute talking to the lifty they left the line to most likely return their boards to the rental shop and drive home in their prius.

Feb 23 2011 10:08PM
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Patroni
Posts: 121 - Karma: -5

 ^not really a quote but im sure if i talked to them they would have some stories^

Feb 23 2011 10:10PM
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N_easy_2
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(some gapers behind me in the lift line)

-What is he wearing?
-his shirt goes down to his knees
-oh, he's just another thug
-Thugs ski?
Feb 24 2011 11:47AM
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skiingute
Posts: 630 - Karma: 15

Yeah some people just consider it a skate-style rail setup when there isnt a lip. Most people think of urban rails being in an urban environment. I wouldnt call any feature on a mountain an urban rail.

Both people were right, in a way, but the poster was the mega-douche

Feb 24 2011 12:00PM
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ownsthepark
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my little cussins always ask me if i can do hellicopter spins. I will even admit that when i was aboout six or seven i called twin tips parallel skis
Feb 24 2011 12:26PM
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ThaLorax
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that's fuckin classic. i used to teach too and the most common thing I always got was having to explain to parents why their kids need goggles.
Feb 24 2011 3:46PM
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.cam.
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I saw a kid skiing today and he was wearing swim goggles. Not a quote but still...
Feb 24 2011 7:21PM
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Motes
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haha iv seen kids rocking hockey helmates
Feb 24 2011 7:23PM
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Evilchris
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 44
One super deep powder day I plan on skiing with swim goggles and a snorkel,
Feb 24 2011 8:10PM
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bradt2
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I know hey, I wasn't expecting that at all. Parents are the worst expecially when they run up and down the hill helping there kid, then they learn nothing.
Feb 24 2011 8:39PM
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Matty_K
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I'm pretty sure that kids legally blind...
Feb 24 2011 8:41PM
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Z-Juice
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Obvious troll but still hilarious
Feb 24 2011 9:09PM
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YooperSteeze
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I've seen swim goggles, bike helmets, safety glasses/goggles. And asians in super tight jeans, rentals and a glittery pink tight fitting jacket.
Feb 25 2011 1:25PM
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