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The best gaper quotes

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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
somebody on the chairlift yesterday asked me what they did with the moguls at the end of the year?
i also gotten "what altitude do the dear turn to elk?"
Mar 10 2008 7:33PM
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Luke8D
Posts: 34 - Karma: 23
Dad gaper to son gaper learning to ski - You can't flip like a flipper
Feb 17 2011 6:52PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14494 - Karma: 10,633
Says the 5'7" kid with multiple xl saga pieces...
Feb 17 2011 7:06PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
5' 9"... and i didnt say i wasnt guilty
Feb 17 2011 8:17PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,774
this. and the kid was prolly like 7, jesus you kids are so judgemental!!
Feb 17 2011 8:25PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
i saw a gaper kid with a smith sticker right in the middle of his goggle lense
Feb 17 2011 8:45PM
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marlon-d
Posts: 33 - Karma: 9
at my local hill (mostly a park) to signal "next dropping in" you wave your pole and say drop in... then drop in. well last weekend me and some other guy both signaled drop in at the same time by accident. i let him drop first. a snowboarder beside us says "why are you waving at each other?!?"
Feb 18 2011 12:23AM
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marlon-d
Posts: 33 - Karma: 9
at my local hill (mostly a park) to signal "next dropping in" you wave your pole and say drop in... then drop in. well last weekend me and some other guy both signaled drop in at the same time by accident. i let him drop first. a snowboarder beside us says "why are you waving at each other?!?"
Feb 18 2011 12:24AM
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marlon-d
Posts: 33 - Karma: 9
double post? sorry guys.
Feb 18 2011 12:25AM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
No triple post dummy.
Feb 18 2011 1:29AM
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Butt=Tight
Posts: 315 - Karma: 5
Me: I'm dropping Gaper: are you hitting the ramp? . Or when they think hips are quarter piped.
Feb 18 2011 10:33AM
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D-DOLLO
Posts: 19 - Karma: 29
"are those skis like custom made so that you can go backward?"
Feb 18 2011 10:34AM
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Dominano
Posts: 1 - Karma: 10
Some lady on the lift when I was skiing on my brand new hellbents.

"You are going to ruin those skis, they are only supposed to be used in the park"

me: "...."
Feb 18 2011 1:20PM
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Pool.
Posts: 2820 - Karma: 662
Kid talking to me at school: snowboarding is wayyyyyy cooler, skiing it's too easy to go off jumps
Feb 18 2011 7:12PM
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ilanna.
Posts: 325 - Karma: 1,892

up at grouse today going up eagle

guy 1: (points at jump line on the cut) hey did you know my friend can do those really big moguls?!

guy 2: no way! well my friend can go down the cut BACKWARDS

guy 1: backwards?!? thats impossible!!!

Feb 18 2011 7:22PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
hahah dude that is bad.
Feb 18 2011 7:43PM
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TheUngroomed
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 335
me and my crew got some matching tall tees with our crew name on the back pretty easy not really a big deal. well the other day at gaperstar i was in the vista line with one of them and this guy with a solid 6 inch goggle gap, goggle strap all twisted, pants tucked in, the works comes up to us and goes, "If i knew it was twin day, I would have bought one of them shirts too!!!" With texas accent. it was pretty funny
Feb 18 2011 7:54PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
I'm skiing switch down into the park, going by a green run.

Gaper with race skis says to his friend. - "Dude look at that kids double tipped skis. I'm gonna ask my mommy for some next year. Hey man, where did you get those?"

Me- "..Uhm..... Wal-Mart."


Feb 18 2011 8:01PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
So many made-up stories in this thread
Feb 19 2011 4:20AM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
around 65 pages of them
Feb 19 2011 9:20AM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
yesterday I saw another parent with a kid on a leash, except the parent was snowboarding... sideslipping the whole run.
it just doesn't work like that.
Feb 19 2011 9:37AM
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Evilchris
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 44
I was at at a ski show Thursday and I asked the dragon guys if their new frameless goggles was the new EG2s. I realized what I said as soon as I said it and felt like such a fucking gaped :(
Feb 19 2011 9:44AM
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CousinEddie
Posts: 633 - Karma: 215

Gaper at my school: Hey, ive mastered my 360s

Me:.....

Gaper: walks away

Me: (problem solved)

Feb 19 2011 10:12AM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
false, I never make up a story. Besides Mango, you have no proof. At all.
Feb 19 2011 12:44PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
Yesterday I was waiting in line and some kid says to his friend
Gaper - Hey we should go to the rail park.
I laughed pretty hard.
Feb 19 2011 4:30PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,664
how is this a gaper quote
Feb 19 2011 4:47PM
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thisisastickup
Posts: 597 - Karma: -24

are you learning to ski switch, or do you always ski slow enough to have full conversations with random people while moving?

stop making shit up guys, this is getting gay

Feb 19 2011 5:38PM
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EastCoastPowBird
Posts: 100 - Karma: 20

not really a skiing quote but on the chairlift a friend of mine and I were talking about veil of maya and this guy next to us asked us if they were more hardcore than dragon force.

Feb 19 2011 5:53PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
wow............. thats just life gaper....... and yes.. they are not even in the same fuckin planet... dragon force puts on a shitty show.. if im gonna listen to some scandanavain(sp) viking metal.... sonta arctica Finntroll  ensuferum.      if i go harder...   fuck... to much....     i l have to say it..  sperm swamp!
Feb 19 2011 6:03PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
i forgot to say that he was a racer haha
Feb 19 2011 6:13PM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 235
in regards to the bottom buckle
gaper: "dude your boots are on the wrong feet."
me: "oh thanks I didnt notice."
gaper to his gaper friend: "that guy can ski with his boots on the wrong feet he must be amazing"

(these arent my boots and first embed i hope it works)
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Feb 19 2011 8:02PM
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JMF
Posts: 193 - Karma: 17

standing in line and i hear this.

Gaper mom to son: "Now Spencer make sure you take your poles off just like the sign tells you too"

Feb 19 2011 9:09PM
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SickNameHere
Posts: 113 - Karma: 14
I was standing a bit above a drop that was about 15 feet to some dense trees that wasn't even possible to hit, eyeing up a line in the trees on the run to my left that I was gonna hit later, and all the sudden I get 4 gapers on the lift yelling at me to not hit the drop haha.
Feb 19 2011 9:18PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
today i was in line and some girls behind me asked why i was wearing a dress while skiing.  and as i got on the lift the liftie commented on my full tilt die cut.  he said he liked poker too.  i was pretty confused.  what does full tilt have to do with poker?
Feb 19 2011 9:19PM
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.skiperisher.
Posts: 323 - Karma: 83
there is a online poker company called full tilt as well
Feb 19 2011 9:22PM
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J.J.M
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 58
theres an online poker site called full tilt poker
Feb 19 2011 9:24PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
I was riding up the chair at Vail, and I heard these two gapers at the top of Game Creek bowl (it was all moguls at the time) say "This is too hard!!!"


I screamed out "thats what she said." Pretty funny moment
Feb 19 2011 10:22PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
Your an asshole.
Feb 19 2011 10:29PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
who says i'm singling you out?
Feb 19 2011 10:51PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
I was standing up for my input..

I felt it was necessary.
Feb 19 2011 11:04PM
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razors-chaz
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,250
Ive got salomon spk kaos boots and all the time (not just from gapers) i get asked if im wearing odd boots. Also when skiing in VT i was learning lincolns and stacking a fair amount of them but still so many gapers thought i was pro cos of my gear and my freezeproshop.com tall tee.
and again in VT there was a rock right underneath the chairlift which i decided to build up into a jump as it was pretty much prefect for it, and i got so many gapers like "get back to the park" and stuff.
Also my parent think im fucking nuts cos i ski park and tried to tell me not to ever ski off piste cos i told them about ending up really far off piste in a whiteout and setting off a little shelf at the top of a line.
going back to the gaper trance, i got in the gondola with my line blends and almost everyone spent the whole time just staring at my skis and me in my gear.

Feb 20 2011 7:45AM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
haha i think thats the lonnngest first post ive ever seen
Feb 20 2011 8:49AM
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openmindportrait
Posts: 1157 - Karma: 818
hate that some kid did that for my shirt and he called it Saggd no joke
Feb 20 2011 11:14AM
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11..11
Posts: 192 - Karma: 11
is it easier to go faster on skiis or a snowboard
Feb 20 2011 11:37AM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
why do u think ur cool because u ignore a kid trying to talk to u?? he obviously looks up to u in skiing
Feb 20 2011 11:44AM
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leapinglions
Posts: 294 - Karma: 16
a kid i know who is a gaper asked me why i was wearing a cape today skiing. he said i looked like zoro. i was wearing my jiberish scripture unbuttoned.
Feb 21 2011 12:20AM
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leapinglions
Posts: 294 - Karma: 16
a kid i know who is a gaper asked me why i was wearing a cape today skiing. he said i looked like zoro. i was wearing my jiberish scripture unbuttoned.
Feb 21 2011 12:20AM
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razors-chaz
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,250
ive followed ns for years but never felt it was worth posting anything until i spent like a day reading all this thread. so im not really a newb
Feb 21 2011 8:09AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
just because he's been a member since 2010 doesn't mean he hasn't been visiting the site for longer than that...
Feb 21 2011 2:10PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,774
problem 1. stop post whoring
problem 2. get some god damn poles
and then...

DIE!!!
Feb 21 2011 4:08PM
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Kimbo~Slice
Posts: 522 - Karma: 194
National anthem comes on
[life] gaper quote: "i swear i've heard this song before...."
Feb 21 2011 4:24PM
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