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my best freind that i made thro skiing, i always thought he was good but... i realized hes a gaper. ive skied with him once and he was alright. hes rich so he has 3 xl armada outerwear. but....
on the bus talking nout skiing: girl- i do blacks me- thats a pretty lame way to describe urself, i do a whole different definition of skiing that uve probably never heard of. my freind- yea dude, i do double blacks! i wanna be pro someday.
not that funny but watev
My first post on NS, so I thought I'd share my classic gaper story..
My first lift of that day I hopped on this chair with a pure gaper. He was decked out out in an FXR snowmobile suit and some shitty sportchek tecno twins(so ridiculous). He lookes at me and says, "ah you look legit man, I see you got some twin tips just like me, they are sweet for doing tricks eh?" I'm just like oh ya, definitely. He then says.. "so what kind of wax you riding today, I got purple" I was like purple? I've never seen that color, who makes it?. (not kidding) he says.. Glade. I'm just like wtf. I was like I think that's candle wax man. He then proceeds to tell me he thinks candle wax is better because he can warm it up to a higher temperature... I turned up my music louder and refused to acknowledge him.
Last year at blue, a couple in their early 30's was trying to figure out how to get the guy's snowboard on but couldn't...I waited a few minutes in silent laughter before pointing out to them that he was wearing ski boots.... "Wait, you need different boots?"
So I've got 2 gaper "friends" ( dont really like them but theyre ish )
Well they are both snowboarders and the first one always talks about how he is sooo amazing and how he does frontflips and cork 7's all the time, of course no one has ever seen him even come close to doing even a 3. Second day our mountain is open we saw him alone so he started to ride with us for a while. We were on the main lift and when you get off there is this 7 foot drop off a little bit down the run. So were just messing around on it just doing straight airs and then he goes off of it, does a straight air and falls flat on his ass. His reason for doing so was because " I was doing frontflips off of this yesterday and on the last one I got hurt so I dont want to frontflip today. " We then go down another run and we found this little shit jump, he 180's off it then falls and spins while still on the ground, gets back up and calls it a 360.
Now on the gaper numero dos, he always tells us how snowboarding is his life and how good he is. He's been out once this season so far and he said he was doing all these sick tricks, well we were waiting for some people to hit the jump and his brother asked us if we knew his gaper brother and we said yehh we do, well then his brother said " yeh he sucks ass at snowboarding " , then we asked the gapers girlfriend if he's good at snowboarding and she was like " oh no he sucks at snowboard-, oh wait I mean he's really good at snowboarding (sarcastically)"
Another time we were in spanish talking about this little 10 foot cliff we were going off and he said that he loves that cliff, a couple minutes later he asked me where it was because he couldnt remember. He's also said that he has a sick park set up in his yard that he sessions allll the time, his brother also told us that they dont have anything set up in their yard.
gaper: which do you like better skiing or snowboarding?
me: umm i cant really decide.. skiing i guess
gaper: but dont you like to go in the obstacle course and do tricks?
