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The best gaper quotes

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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
somebody on the chairlift yesterday asked me what they did with the moguls at the end of the year?
i also gotten "what altitude do the dear turn to elk?"
Mar 10 2008 7:33PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
I'm taking a pair of binding off my s4's on my kitchen table and my grandmother looks at me and does a double take and then says isn't that a really narrow snowboard? Lol
Jul 9 2010 12:08AM
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.cam.
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 48
sig'd
Jul 9 2010 12:24AM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
dear god please let it end
Jul 9 2010 10:25AM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
gaper power!
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Jul 9 2010 10:40AM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
the gape snake in a resting position
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Jul 9 2010 10:48AM
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wameron
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 1,222
liberttyyyy,
has so many snowboarders just sitting there, always
Jul 9 2010 12:05PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
liberty is the worrrrssst. so much gape
Jul 9 2010 12:37PM
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s-hand
Posts: 1334 - Karma: 1,800
YES!
Jul 9 2010 12:41PM
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George.
Posts: 239 - Karma: 11
YUUUUUPPPPP, I get every years J.O. pros and everytime I get that question.

Or like the EP pros, a snowboarder asked me, did you put ski bindings on two snowboards? FACEPALM.
Jul 9 2010 2:17PM
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SweatyBallShack
Posts: 2857 - Karma: 58
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Jul 9 2010 3:02PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
I'm talking about going up to Whistler for a weekend with a couple other NS'ers. This kid hears me talking, and interrupts with,
"I used to ski."
Me: "Oh yeah, what happened?"
"I learned like everything I could do in the park and stuff and I can do double blacks, so I switched to snowboarding but got too good at that too. So now it's just boring cause I'm better than everyone"
Me: Right.
Jul 9 2010 4:08PM
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TLTQ
Posts: 525 - Karma: 29

Gapper: Are you pro?

me: (laughs) no

gapper: but you can do grinds!

Jul 9 2010 4:47PM
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SweatyBallShack
Posts: 2857 - Karma: 58
My friend has a video that I filmed of this guy with one of those gay hats and a rental snowboard making it like half way up the takeoff of a jump then falling and sliding off the lip. Then when I tell him that he should look for it on the internet he acts all tough and tells me that it was his 2nd day and most people wouldnt do a jump so big. (25 footer I think) Then like literally 10 sec later two snowboarders came and sat on the takeoff for like a good minute. And the fog was terrible that day so my friend couldnt see it and dropped in. wasted a run
Jul 9 2010 4:51PM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
you ripped an edge out in the park? but theres no rocks
Jul 9 2010 7:20PM
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410steeze
Posts: 1086 - Karma: 39
this
Jul 11 2010 10:28AM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546

"dont you rip the bottoms of your skis doing those grindy-birds?"

Jul 11 2010 7:16PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
lol
Jul 11 2010 8:02PM
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arandomname
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 18
Not as bad as Whitetail dude.  I went to Liberty once, and they're park was 19 times better than Whitetail's.  My dad refuses to take me to Liberty though because their actual runs suck balls.  It sucks that I have no friends who are any good at skiing or snowboarding so I have nobody to take me to Liberty.
Jul 11 2010 11:22PM
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 298
my friends are amazed by my fire irids, cant wait till they see my grey polarized
Jul 11 2010 11:26PM
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arandomname
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 18

Wow I completely forgot to post my gaper story...

Best gaper story (not a quote though),
I was just going up the lift with my brother and friends, and I see a guy going straight down a mogul run with a crazy long scarf on, jeans, an open jacket without a shirt underneath, and goggles.  He ended up not being able to stop because he was going too fast for his own good, and he went straight through the barrier into a tree.  My friends and I were cracking up.

Probably funnier if you were there, but still funny to me.

Jul 11 2010 11:27PM
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Profpimpcain
Posts: 395 - Karma: 62
My dad likes to tell everyone how I am a certed freestyle ski instuctor and how I am all into doing all these flips and twists. And whoever he is talking to at the time starts talking about how they saw the freestyle on the olympics. I then try to explain the difference between that and park freestyle. Not that great a story but at least it's true.
Jul 12 2010 1:50PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
out of everything said in this thread, I feel strongly about this one over everything else, because people have no idea our sport even exists. I mean it may make for some good stories if someone doesn't have their style down pat, or they're just learning, but who cares?
Jul 12 2010 3:22PM
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Profpimpcain
Posts: 395 - Karma: 62
+k
Jul 13 2010 4:26AM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
you're right.. whitetail is even worse.
but you can probably ride up with me next season if you've got a few dollars for gas, or buy me mcdonalds afterwords haha
Jul 13 2010 11:48AM
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arandomname
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 18
Haha sounds good man.  I'll hit you up when ski season comes around.
Jul 13 2010 11:56AM
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Blake.P
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My threads
Jul 14 2010 3:26AM
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Chubz.
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i come up to a "snowblader"
Me: are you good?
Gaper:yea
Me:Those are snowblades right?
Gaper: yes, yes they are
Gaper: what kind of skis are those? (invaders)
Me: invaders
Gaper: whos them made by?
Me:um.... line
Gaper: those are sweet i think my mom is gonna buy me some
Me: cool...Whats your best trick?
Gaper: i can do a twist, and on those wide rails i can do two full twists.
Me: thats cool.... rides away
Jul 14 2010 4:12AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
hahaha just remembered one. i was chatting with my EX
My ex gf: whats up?
me: Drying my goggles cuz i just dyed them
EX: oooo what color
Me black
EX: how can you see out of them if they are black?
i lol'd sooo hard hahahaah
Jul 14 2010 5:08AM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
does that mean he can surface swap 7 on a box?
Jul 14 2010 2:18PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
i dont know i didnt understand him so i rode away
Jul 14 2010 5:11PM
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camsully93
Posts: 110 - Karma: 80
hahahah +k for that...that is gaper as it gets
Jul 14 2010 11:10PM
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Kitten.mittens
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
worst one

" Mommy i just shit my pants!"
Jul 17 2010 1:43AM
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Djosh11
Posts: 54 - Karma: 10
Way to brag without bragging...
Jul 17 2010 2:01AM
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410steeze
Posts: 1086 - Karma: 39
hit me up dude i am at liberty or roundtop like every weekend all winter unless im out west
Jul 17 2010 3:58PM
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Aaaron.
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^ i never saw you once haha..

Jul 19 2010 1:38AM
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410steeze
Posts: 1086 - Karma: 39
i was at either roundtop or liberty every weekend except like 1 or 2 this year in a grey trew jacket, black trew pants, and a black helmet
Jul 19 2010 8:44PM
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Ducky.
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Gaper: "You have X-Games potential" after watching my brother's edit.
Jul 19 2010 9:01PM
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Ducky.
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Saying that to my brother.
Jul 19 2010 9:01PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903

Daniel Agre 09/10 Season from Aaron Agre on Vimeo.

we get that all the time..
Jul 20 2010 12:36PM
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SupaHotFire
Posts: 356 - Karma: 104
Me and my friend were riding up to the lift and my friend had new bentchetlers.
Lifty: Hey, those are nice skis.
Friend: Thanks, just got em.
Lifty: That's cool, do they come in reverse?
Jul 20 2010 3:05PM
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SweatyBallShack
Posts: 2857 - Karma: 58
What? Like reverse camber? Thats not THAT bad.
Jul 20 2010 4:19PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 33
well on the chair a guy tried to figure out what all of us weight put together cuase he wanted to know if the chiar was slanting or was a perfectly flat.
Jul 20 2010 4:33PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
so?
you've never been bored on a chair lift and start thinking about random shit?
Jul 20 2010 4:39PM
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SweatyBallShack
Posts: 2857 - Karma: 58

I have a list of things to do when I get bored on the lift. no highspeed quads that go to the top of the park is a huge issue for me.

1. eat the cookie you didnt eat at lunch

2. yell to everyone on the ground that your eating a cookie

3. inform someone on the ground that "these fish sticks are hard as tits"

4. sing any song

5. make the lift bounce an insane ammount

6. jump (havent gotten there yet as I'm afraid I'll die)

and as always tell the mexican liftie at the top that his "shades are mad styley" just to see the confused look on his face. no mas

Jul 20 2010 4:47PM
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s.parker
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 259
Gaper on Traveling Circus "DUDE THAT 270 ON 270 OUT WAS SO DOPE"
Jul 20 2010 4:53PM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
yeah i fail to see how that is a gaper quote.... that seems like it could be a pretty good way to use your time on a chair
Jul 20 2010 5:03PM
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Aaaron.
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BRO
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(^bros)

don't bounce the chair.

not cool bro
LISTEN
Jul 20 2010 7:31PM
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Djosh11
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4 is extremely entertaining when your on the chairlift with old people or just annoying gapers that look like they enjoy classical music (im not hating on people that enjoy classical music, its just that they probably dont like rap, although some probably like both) especially because I wear Skullcandy Skullcrushers when I ride and I turn it to NWA and blast it in their direction & watch their reaction.
Jul 20 2010 8:48PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
I've done it once or twice. If you find the right spot on the right chair it's a fuckin rush. And it's even better if it actually helps you get to the park or somewhere quicker
Jul 20 2010 8:58PM
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steezysteeze
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Ha

Jul 20 2010 9:43PM
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