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The best gaper quotes

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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
somebody on the chairlift yesterday asked me what they did with the moguls at the end of the year?
i also gotten "what altitude do the dear turn to elk?"
Mar 10 2008 7:33PM
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jaythemans
Posts: 243 - Karma: 57

Earlier today

Gaper: You in a gang bro?

Mar 17 2010 12:27AM
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SweatyBallShack
Posts: 2857 - Karma: 58
So the mtn I was at didnt have a good park, so I entered in the NASTAR race in saga and a tall hoodie. I raced with my music up kinda loud and an old guy yelled at me :0
Mar 17 2010 12:29AM
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fuck.your.tits
Posts: 935 - Karma: 20
hahaha
Mar 17 2010 1:17AM
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Scrambles
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 63
the local race team had a gaper day today. it was a bit of an oxymoron to say the least
Mar 17 2010 1:30AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
thats happened to me a couple times too lol
Mar 17 2010 6:45AM
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Dmac2727
Posts: 81 - Karma: 9
so my cousin and i are going up this quad with two snowboarders. I look over and see that they both have their lift tickets stuck to their chest. So we try not to laugh the whole way up and watch them fall getting off the lift. Later that day my cousin and i see a snowboard just sitting underneath the lift on a closed trail. Further up the mountain we see one of those snowboarders running down the mountain going to get his board. I still have no idea how you can drop your snowboard off the lift.
Mar 17 2010 8:17AM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
This guy was asking me if he should hit the lip of some rail and then he kept asking me questions like if he needs a lot of speed to hit this little "jump" and he kept going on and on about the tactics of hitting this "jump" it was funny
Mar 17 2010 9:21AM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
"You should video tape that and put it on youtube!" A dad watching his kid ski said that to me at the bottom of a run after I ate it on a pond skim.
Mar 17 2010 6:58PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
i was sitting outside the lodge, and this gaper walks up on rentals, doesnt unclip, and gets on the cement and proceeds to buy a day pass.
Mar 17 2010 8:15PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
as im reading this thread, my friend is asking me what twin tips are being used for. right after reading the entire first page of this thread
hes a gay swimmer... lol
Mar 17 2010 8:43PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
thats not being a gaper, thats knowing that you can do whatever the fuck you want because you got rental skis
Mar 17 2010 8:50PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
I'm riding single in the lift line and some kid goes "hey johnny go with that kid he looks like a freestyler." (referring to me) I proceed to get on the lift with this kid, goggles falling off, rental skis, and probably 150cm poles. He tells me he can backflip.
Mar 18 2010 6:32PM
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10...nuffsaid
Posts: 308 - Karma: 54
riding alone, get on a lift with like 3 retards who are riding snowblades. the are chain smoking and buzzed on the alcohol they consumer before getting on their blades. they then proceed to sych each other up by talking about all the "double blacks" they're gonna ride. no the resort i ride does have a freeride zone that is a double black but was closed due to avy danger. then teh one guy pipes up and says " i don't know guys...kinda beat....i mean i can do them, as long as i can take up the whole with my turns and theirs no moguls" they other guy pipes up and says "i wish we could go faster, those skiers have it so easy."

i almost died
Mar 18 2010 7:18PM
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10...nuffsaid
Posts: 308 - Karma: 54
man i saw a guy yesterday with them and all theses snowboarders and gapers were like pointing them out behind his back and giggling. idiots
Mar 18 2010 7:20PM
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
this is why i don't understand snowbladers.
Mar 19 2010 5:33AM
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Gorno
Posts: 266 - Karma: 28
Wow,
Mar 22 2010 6:11PM
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TheHuggyBear
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 313
I was talking to this girl and while sitting at her house she goes, "So my brother has those short skis, maybe you can take me and you can take yours and teach me freestyle"
me "i ride twin tips not blades"
she " whatever same thing"
me "no"
She "sorry, but what about backflips can you doem"
me "no but i can spin and grab and ride rails"
she "o so no big tricks?"
i told her i had to go walk my do and stopped talking to her hahahaha
Mar 22 2010 6:45PM
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max...
Posts: 1379 - Karma: 802
i have 07 foils and gapers always ask "why do you have a monkey ass on your skis?"
Mar 22 2010 7:04PM
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wameron
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 1,222
-k for turning down easy poon
Mar 22 2010 8:00PM
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TheHuggyBear
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 313
yea man i let down all men by that.. buttt who said i didnt get any before that...
im actually giving +k for realizing my mistake before anyone else
Mar 22 2010 8:48PM
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wameron
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 1,222
hah nice to see youre a good sport about it, but for real, teach that bitch to ski.
Mar 22 2010 10:48PM
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TheHuggyBear
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 313
^ i plan on going up to liberty some in the future ill just sit her down and be like watch the park and enjoy haha
Mar 22 2010 11:27PM
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wameron
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 1,222
that would be an outstanding plan, if liberty wasnt closed. major bummer
Mar 22 2010 11:51PM
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doyle.
Posts: 1624 - Karma: 596
I heard whispers behind me "look daddy his skis are curved at both ends."
Mar 23 2010 1:37AM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
ok i think after 48 pages we are starting to get repeats

/thread
Mar 23 2010 2:00AM
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j.saaaarela
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 856
naah, there's no way anybody has heard "can you backflip" more than once, maybe twice...
Mar 23 2010 2:06AM
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steezeninja
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 731
"Hey Billie Bob watch this"
5 seconds later splatter on table of first kiccker. Skis still on tabletop, yet gaper no where to be found. CLASSIC!!
Mar 23 2010 2:47AM
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vickers818
Posts: 73 - Karma: 15

do yuo guys hit the ramps and the grind barrs???

Mar 23 2010 8:18AM
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Tatutu
Posts: 118 - Karma: 11
me and my friend were sitting in a lift
and suddenly we hear a loud scream ''SPINNERS''
gaper comes out of nowhere,hits a sidebooter,turns 45 degrees
and lands on his face.
me and my friend were just laughing in the lift.
Mar 23 2010 9:51AM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
yo have you heard anything about the comp at liberty U on april 10th?
Mar 23 2010 10:01AM
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dompuch
Posts: 1449 - Karma: 1,187

Gap: Yall ski very much?

Mar 23 2010 10:15AM
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Gorno
Posts: 266 - Karma: 28
JEEAAA BOIII!!!
Mar 23 2010 12:51PM
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smile=]
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 86
sitting on the lift with my brother.. "do you guys ski?"
we both had skis on..
Mar 23 2010 4:45PM
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TheHuggyBear
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 313
nah man ive never been there. is there supposed to be one that weekend?
Mar 23 2010 6:15PM
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Ski_aus
Posts: 12 - Karma: 10

I guy at school claims he's heaps good at skiing, thinking he'd be shit I asked him what kind of turns he could do and he says "oh, you know, like full on turns."

Then later he starts claiming he skis park and can do 520s

Mar 30 2010 1:46AM
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fuck.your.tits
Posts: 935 - Karma: 20
What kind of turns he can do?
Mar 30 2010 11:47PM
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Turner.
Posts: 1988 - Karma: 11,892
seriously, what the fuck kind of a question is that?
I think perhaps that YOU are the bigger gaper in this situation
Mar 30 2010 11:50PM
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Lithoidfilms
Posts: 40 - Karma: 42
haha, yeah i dont quite get what you expected him to say when you ask what kind of turns he can do.
Mar 30 2010 11:51PM
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wameron
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 1,222
why, those are some surfboards you got there.

refering to my 95 underfoot kung fujas' oh the joys of roundtop, if only my dad had gotten his shoguns by then
Mar 30 2010 11:54PM
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LukeB
Posts: 462 - Karma: 10
A guy next to me on the lift told me he liked the paint job on my skis, I have 2010 suspects. they are definitely not painted.
Mar 31 2010 12:08AM
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fuck.your.tits
Posts: 935 - Karma: 20
Yea I know that's what i was thinking...
Mar 31 2010 6:13PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
in the lift line with my JJs:

Him: Did you bend up the tips and tails like that yourself?
Me: Haha nope they come like that nowadays.
Him: Oh, wow. Are they made for super deep powder then?
Me: Sure.


Waiting for people at the top of the lift, my buddy riding his afterbangs:

Gaper: How did you get the bottom of your skis to glow like that?
Him: I had a specialist put in about a thousand little LED lights in the bases.
Gaper: Oh. wasn't that expensive?
Him: Ya about five thousand dollars.
Gaper: Dang.
Mar 31 2010 6:39PM
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fuck.your.tits
Posts: 935 - Karma: 20
hahaha
Mar 31 2010 6:42PM
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i.am.green.man.
Posts: 220 - Karma: 48
Im about to get on the lift when i hear *pointing at the snowboard*" How do u get on the lift with that thing?"
Mar 31 2010 9:28PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
you have a patroller on seths up there, don't you?
Mar 31 2010 9:36PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
I got the "are those trick skis!?!?!?!" about my bibbys the other day. i just shook my head lol.
Apr 6 2010 10:42AM
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j-phlak
Posts: 202 - Karma: 16
gaper: are you efficient at these here ramps?
me: .... the whats?
gaper: the ramps, those right there.
me: oh. you mean jumps?
gaper: yea those.
me: i guess
gaper: but how can you? you ski. ramps are only for snowboarders
me: they're called jumps. and no, skiers hit these all the f&*%in time
gaper: yea right. prove it then
me: *i more than prove it*
gaper:*cases the living shit out of it, destroys the lip, makes a complete ass of himself, and got his jeans covered in snow*
Apr 6 2010 10:09PM
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throwin_steeze
Posts: 364 - Karma: 885
gaper mom: "those jumps over their are for snowboarders only, skiers aren't allowed to jump"
gaper child: "oh okay mommy"
and then like as they were saying that, a skier threw like a cork 7, HAHA
Apr 6 2010 11:39PM
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X_ANKILLA
Posts: 2386 - Karma: -6,484
I had just did a frontflip and came back to the top of the hill, and a guy came up to me and said

gaper: hey are you that kid that just did a frontflip

me: yeah....

gaper: can you do a backflip
Apr 7 2010 5:04PM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91
o rlly?
Apr 7 2010 5:22PM
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