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The best gaper quotes

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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
somebody on the chairlift yesterday asked me what they did with the moguls at the end of the year?
i also gotten "what altitude do the dear turn to elk?"
Mar 10 2008 7:33PM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
so u do tricks?
yes
do you do the terrain park?

u ski?
yes
goofy or regular?
Jan 26 2010 6:05PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
haha! never a more gaperish word spoken
Jan 26 2010 6:06PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
bahahahahaha
Jan 26 2010 6:32PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpbUNoS9Kgo  hhaahhahaha
Jan 26 2010 10:35PM
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Scrambles
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 63
my brother went on my facebook and commented on my ski hill's wall if they could put more "Skier friendly features" like flat boxes and get ride of the rails. now nobody takes me serious any more lol
Jan 26 2010 10:56PM
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Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
i detect a lie
Jan 26 2010 11:14PM
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JIB_WALRUS
Posts: 671 - Karma: 130
Standing in the lift line with my afterbangs (green base's)

Gaper: do the bottoms of your skis glow in the dark?

Me: face palm





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Jan 27 2010 12:13AM
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jibbnsteezy
Posts: 183 - Karma: 8
I was at my mountain one sunny day and heres my story

A=Gaper
B= Me


B-I go off skiing and pull my pants up and fix my head phones( skull candy ) I saw a lil orange construction fence thingy and I just jumped over to a switch

A- Follows me

B- I go to the lift and waiting to get on a lift with my friend. and Got the friend and the gaper hops on with us and sat right next to him.

A- How did you jump over the fence to backwards?

B- To be nice, Jump and turn backwards.

A- Cool. Proceeds to say my skis is backwards.

B- Im like No they are not. It's called twin tips.

A- Oh then weird silence

A- I'm gonna try do that thing what you just did.

B- Im like alright, good luck bud.

A- Thanks.

B- Watches him and he tries it and jumps it clearly and turned backwards and ate shit.




Jan 27 2010 12:37AM
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Mitch-DownUnder
Posts: 194 - Karma: 24
haha i got the exact same thing the other day! haha was crack up, i just laughed at the lifty that said it! haha
Jan 27 2010 2:20AM
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j_hamborg
Posts: 560 - Karma: 745
Sitting in the lodge, in the morning getting all my gear on, there is a gaper dad with his two gaper snowboarder sons. I see the dad look out the window and there is a kid doing a tip stand out by the ski racks waiting for his friends...
Gaper dad " holy crap guys look at that skier out there! I promise you he is one of the best here! Anyone that has that sort of balance and coordination is a tremendous skier! I bet he is the best here"

Snowboard Gaper sons- of course to cool to acknowledge they have a father

Me- Laughing hysterically
Jan 27 2010 11:39AM
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ICompton
Posts: 718 - Karma: 10,301
"If I can play bear pong, I can ski pow."
Jan 27 2010 11:44AM
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Lexx
Posts: 327 - Karma: 688
"Nice helicopter spin!"
Jan 27 2010 12:13PM
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wameron
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 1,222
i was at lunch today and in the cafeteria they always have espn on, so an x games commercial comes on and it has sean white and simon dumont on it and i was like "oooh look at me im sean white im a douchbag" and my friends started saying how hes an awesome snowboarder and a cool guy. so i start saying how he really isnt how he doesnt care about progressing the sport as a whole, my friends start to say," he has a video game how is that not progressing the sport?"

same guys thought dumonts dub front was harder than pks dub cork, saying that, double corks are not that hard.
Jan 27 2010 6:28PM
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Mike.Steezze
Posts: 407 - Karma: 17
So true. Shaun White doesnt care about progressing the SPORT just HIMSELF, pretty selfish. He has his own personal half pipe with a foam pit at the end to try new tricks!!! but does anyone else get to use it, nope just shaun and maybe a few very very lucky burton riders or his buds.
Jan 27 2010 8:21PM
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j_hamborg
Posts: 560 - Karma: 745
^^^ You guys are right! What a jerk face! He should pay for building the foam pit, maintaining it, and operating it and then open it to the public. Thats like saying a countries olympic ski team should invite the other country over to their place and discuss the new secret waxing techniques so everyone can have a fair chance... WTF!? Shaun White kills it, he has progressed the sport, by being ridiculously kick ass at snowboarding and a great personality. Not selfish, you two just don't have a clue.

Double corks are harder than double fronts... so you get my vote there.
Jan 27 2010 8:38PM
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EaC
Posts: 107 - Karma: 11
oh no... it sounds totally rediculous, but it is true. The conversation was longer, but I am too lazy to type it all out.  I have another one too.  Today at school I was wearing my purple jiberish LITC tee, and we just switched classes for the second semester.  We had to say something interesting about ourselves.  Obviously I said I am an avid skier and spend all the time I can on the mountain.  My teacher procededs to ask me, I see your a soccer fan too.  I give her a funny look, and she says you're wearing a soccer jersey, what team is it?
Jan 27 2010 8:58PM
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KHerdes
Posts: 56 - Karma: 33
i work at the rental shop at my hill and this actually happens so often i just stopped caring.

Also the amount of older people asking if we rent those "short skis" kinda makes me sad then when i give them a proper sized ski they get all pissed and try to get me to give me them the 87cm children's skis
Jan 27 2010 10:57PM
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juhocha
Posts: 21 - Karma: 10
yeah but in skiing a 360 is not a helicopter so they are wrong if they call it that whether they are a water skier or not. for a helicopter you have to do a 360 while inverted with your skis crossed get it? like a helicopter... dumb water skiers lol
Jan 28 2010 5:02PM
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Evilchris
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 44
I was skiing my dad one of his very good friends and his younger son awhile ago and he was telling me how he used to be able to do helicopters off any mogul when he was younger. I do not doubt him at all. he is one of the few sales reps for 4frnt and also for flow snowboards. he is one of the best regular skiers i have ever watched.
Jan 28 2010 5:49PM
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j.saaaarela
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 856
in freeestyle mogul skiing, any spin in a perfect T-set is called a helicopter
Jan 28 2010 7:26PM
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Inb4_P.Dog
Posts: 361 - Karma: 14

Gaper: Are those your skis? Both of Em'?

Jan 28 2010 7:36PM
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Inb4_P.Dog
Posts: 361 - Karma: 14

Fuck i just remembered one.

Gaper: Hey which chair do i take back down the hill?

Me: ....

Jan 28 2010 7:38PM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
Some kid told me I "looked like a fool with my pants on the ground" yesterday in the lift line. Not a gaper quote but it was pretty funny.
Jan 28 2010 8:04PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
haha excellent!!!
Jan 28 2010 8:09PM
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Mike.Steezze
Posts: 407 - Karma: 17
Azn gapers behind me, probly about 30 or 40. they looked fuckin hilarious and soo out of place.

"Hey, you know your skis are on backwards" in very broken english
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Jan 28 2010 8:17PM
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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
hahaha dumb and dumber?
Jan 28 2010 11:17PM
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another lie
Jan 29 2010 10:13AM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
not gaper but it's too good to post and i don't know where else to put it
Playing SSX 3 with my little brother.  he goes "this game is unrealistic.  The girls are actually good"
Jan 29 2010 3:06PM
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Evilchris
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 44
thats hilarious
Jan 29 2010 4:00PM
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skier797
Posts: 75 - Karma: 10
a lot of people said this but. "can you like backflip?"
Jan 29 2010 7:44PM
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steveys
Posts: 268 - Karma: 10
Dude, that old guy SUCKS!!  You should of told him "Dont be a bigot just because I am gay and like to wear skirts!!"  That old fuc*er should of said "you look really pretty in that dress".
Jan 29 2010 11:28PM
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steveys
Posts: 268 - Karma: 10
Dude, that is so lame!!  You should have told him "you shouldn't hate on us for being gay and being a gay that likes to take dick up the butt.  You think it is cool for girls to take dick up the butt, why hate on us for being fags??"
Jan 29 2010 11:31PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Well thanks to your useless, assholish double post, we have now ascertained that you, Steveys, don't like tall tees.  I'm sure everyone else in this thread, like me, feels much more wise and enlightened now that we are aware of your convictions on ski fashion.

To all you tall-tee wearers, let the haters (Steveys) hate.  We don't need them anyway.
Jan 31 2010 1:33PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
ahahahahahaahah
Jan 31 2010 2:55PM
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HoodNative
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 16
hey man, where's the trick pit at (half pipe)? i'm fixing to do some whirly twirlies
Jan 31 2010 3:18PM
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mezzy
Posts: 298 - Karma: 15
gaper quote: half of what the commentators are saying in the x games
Jan 31 2010 5:18PM
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MrLarsen
Posts: 583 - Karma: 16
I think it's more like 65-70%..
Jan 31 2010 5:20PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
"A SWITCH, DOUBLE, MISTY, FOURTEEN, FORTY. Two full vertical rotations, four full horizontal rotations. Wow."

I'm with you on that one.
Jan 31 2010 6:44PM
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wameron
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 1,222
TEMPORARY TORNADO
Jan 31 2010 6:50PM
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fratskier69
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 1,273
lmao yeah where was LVV??
Jan 31 2010 7:01PM
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mezzy
Posts: 298 - Karma: 15
hahahahaha i forgot about that one.  jon olsson must've paid them to say that.
Jan 31 2010 7:10PM
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c4t_l0ver
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i have a gopro on my head, in the chair lines everysingle time i get..

them: what is that? is it like a camera to take pictures while you in the air?

me: it is a camera, and no, i usually take videos

them: ohhh wow it takes video's, didnt know that..

me; yeahh...

them: do you do backflips wiht it on?

me: yeah...

them : that must be awkward, having a camera on your head.

me : no....

when i was skinging to the lift switch

them: YOUR TAILS ARE GUNNA DIG IN! TURN AROUND!

me; (me staring)

them: STOP SHOWING OFF, YOU COULD SNAP YOUR SKI!

me: (staring still)

them: ohhh you can do that casue you got the twin tippers. is it hard doing that?

me: yes thy are twin tips, and riding switch? you get used to it.

Jan 31 2010 9:19PM
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Goku
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invert: Sal's favorite word
Jan 31 2010 10:50PM
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-ROY-
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i think sals favorite words are shaun and white
Jan 31 2010 11:07PM
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HoodNative
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 16
hahahah...I think he has a bro crush on him
Feb 1 2010 10:34AM
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steveys
Posts: 268 - Karma: 10

I do not like tall tee's???  NO, I think they are awesome skirts!

And I think it is way cool how the little gay kids are so secure in themselves that they wear the skirt with their pants around their thighs, so the other gays can pull up the skirts and "see the goods".

PS: being acceptive of the gays makes me a asshole? 

Feb 1 2010 4:16PM
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CrunkNugget
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i tried to give you -k, but i already have you at 0, so i can't
Feb 1 2010 4:35PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14494 - Karma: 10,645
I got him for ya
Feb 1 2010 4:54PM
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*TURBONERD*
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believe it or not, the post in which you just attempted to sound intelligent just made you look more and more like the troll you are. please get of newschoolers and resume masturbating 24 hours a day.
Feb 1 2010 6:12PM
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AK_rider
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Getting off a lift at Liberty, PA.

Gaper: Thats a really bright snowsuit your wearing
Me: ya....,
Gaper: Whats it for, to find you in avalanches?
Me: ( look at him in disbelief) dont think i have to worry about that here.
Gaper:( excitedly) O we had one here a couple weeks ago, they were making snow and it all slide a little ways down the hill, thats an avalanche you know.
Me: Ya..... im from alaska n been baried to my chest.
Gaper: Oh ( sounding like an idiot)
Me: and i ski off.

Feb 1 2010 8:50PM
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