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The best gaper quotes

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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
somebody on the chairlift yesterday asked me what they did with the moguls at the end of the year?
i also gotten "what altitude do the dear turn to elk?"
Mar 10 2008 7:33PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
Just like water skiing lol
Jan 5 2010 11:29PM
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skitopher540
Posts: 140 - Karma: 12
When did they put the moguls in? cause earlier today they weren't there. 


Jan 6 2010 2:07AM
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knblhjgkfjxdzsg
Posts: 354 - Karma: 491
Was going up Sam's Knob at Snowmass the otherday sitting next to this kid and his friend and he says to his friend when going over the moguls,
"Dude those would be so hard to make, I wonder how long it takes them to set them up each year."
then the other says,
"Not that hard, they have a snow mobile that does it for them."
Jan 6 2010 2:13AM
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Steezius_Maximus
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 22
I was clipping my skis on and this guy said "how come they have 2 tips "
Also once I was going to join my friends in the lift and I heard these 17 year old ginos say "lookit those 3 guys one has a super long tshirt and the other has super tight pants and the other one is wearing all the colors of a rainbow. They should be in a circus"
Jan 6 2010 10:49AM
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kflynn11
Posts: 8 - Karma: 14

Not really a quote, but last year at this comp, a snowboarder on a rental somehow thought he could do a backflip off the jump. (It was a single jump, 30 feet, and probably one of the lamest comps I've ever been in) Anyway to start out he was barely strapped in. Then when he finally made it to the lip, he popped too hard too early, hit his ass and head on the lip, then proceeded to do an impact caused frontflip to his face, halfway across the table. He was pretty lucky he didn't get injured. Oh and I think he was wearing jeans too....in January. Fuckin Gapers

Jan 6 2010 11:55PM
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CarRamRod
Posts: 533 - Karma: 28
You must feel awesome doing that, are you proud of yourself for doing that?




Wow there are some douche bags out there
Jan 7 2010 12:30AM
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Candy
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 176
Same day, gapers on the lift.

"Woah! Check out those sliders" pointing to the boxes.

"Do people grind those benches?" different lift ride, but also pointing to the boxes.

Also, this guy said I looked like Sully from Monsters Inc. in my First Drop blue suit. hahaha
Jan 7 2010 12:32AM
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.catierob
Posts: 670 - Karma: 15

worked at alta one winter.

ski free after three at its best

some asian wearing a football helping teach his 3 year old on wayyyy to big skis while he was one cross country skis

that were wooden.

also

"so you work here?

"yup"( im wearing a jacket that says Alta lifts_

"so you just stand around and watch people get on the lifts?"

"yup"

"that must suck espeically when its snowing hard."

note:its AWESOME when its dumping. i just never return from my ski break

Jan 7 2010 3:15AM
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
that was pretty hard to read
Jan 7 2010 4:33AM
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.catierob
Posts: 670 - Karma: 15

ha yea, it is one huge run on

but in the end i hope you got it,dont really pay much attention to grammer and mechanics while on break

Jan 7 2010 5:04AM
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Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
some kid that goes to my school just told me on Facebook that I need to commit to my spins more. I asked him what he could do, this was his response:

540 onto a box, and 5050 railslide a snowboard.
Jan 7 2010 4:09PM
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Raptor.
Posts: 784 - Karma: 255
or spelling apparently
Jan 7 2010 4:16PM
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fratskier69
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 1,273
i guy on newschoolers started a thread saying:
it should not be called switch, it should be called fakie jus tliek snowboarders
now his karma is at 0
Jan 7 2010 4:24PM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jan 7 2010 5:01PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
thats awesome. 
Jan 7 2010 5:11PM
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fratskier69
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 1,273
i know, i think the thread was then 3 pages of people hating on him
Jan 7 2010 5:39PM
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billay
Posts: 270 - Karma: 59
lol that was the the worst fail of all time. that guy is a retard
Jan 7 2010 5:49PM
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Turnup_swiperigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 108

Are they blowing the waste deep powder up top today

Jan 7 2010 8:14PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
if that is real it's hilarious
Jan 7 2010 8:31PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
that was a retarded post...
Jan 7 2010 8:37PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
my hill blows snow in the park all day and night.  it's dangerous, cause there is no visibilty .  and it all around sucks. 


Jan 7 2010 8:51PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
So I in study hall I sit with this girl who is a decent boarder so like everyday we talk about skiing and shit, so we start talking about fucking our bases up and im like "yea i ski woods a lot so I have to tune my skis a lot because of trees and rocks and shit"  And on that day theres another boarder with us and hes like "do you hotwax" and im like yea  I asked im if he tunes his own board and hes like yea I us the iron and everything so im thinking he pretty legit.    I asked what wax he uses and hes like "usually sex wax but if im out of that a candle"    Im thinking now wtf is wrong with him then i try to explain u need to use real wax made for snow but he just insisted it didnt make a differencs.
Jan 7 2010 9:19PM
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-east.coast-mike
Posts: 310 - Karma: 48
gaper-"is that jump big? me-"*chuckle* yeah its pretty big" gaper-"how fast do you have to hit it" me-"pretty fast" and i proceed to ski with my buddy. lol there are so many more but usually its dumb shit like that...or...why do you have short poles? i get that like every time
Jan 7 2010 9:39PM
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EASTIE21
Posts: 278 - Karma: 21

On a lift Gaper #1 asking Gaper #2

Gaper #1 "How can you tell the difference between the real snow and the man-made snow?"

Gaper #2 "Well the real snow is cold"

Jan 8 2010 9:57AM
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olly124
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
ok so me and my family were watching a mogul competition on tv, i was criticizing their un-steezynesss lol so one guys did a flat-3, with his skis crossed, anyway my gaper sister was like "woah that was cool.... his skis were all crossed!" i laughed so hard
Jan 9 2010 4:56PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Do you know where you are?
Jan 9 2010 5:13PM
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KevinC
Posts: 289 - Karma: 82
"dude, i hit like 5 jumps last time...that one beside that rail, that one beside that rail..." and so on lol
Jan 9 2010 10:28PM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
So today, just cruising around, decide to hit a small table up ahead. I'm about 50' from the jump, sitting down to do a hand drag, and out of nowhere, this big ass gaper riding 80's straight skis cut me off going way to fast for the jump, hits it, does the biggest (and most serious) spread eagle I have ever seen, and lands in the icy flats.
Jan 9 2010 10:33PM
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Scrambles
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 63
not a quote but today i saw a kid with a small firefly jacket, jeans, rental helmet with swim goggles, and 08 j.o. pros, pretty obvious he bought them for the graphic.
Jan 9 2010 10:40PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
sry for cuttin you off...
Jan 9 2010 10:43PM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
Haha, its fine man.

I also saw a snowboarder wearing a skin tight black leather jacket.
Jan 9 2010 11:13PM
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John_Hoeplinger
Posts: 634 - Karma: 19

Gaper:  "That kids jacket looks 3 sizes too big... is he wearing pads underneath?"

Me:  "No, he's just a g."

Gaper:  "OOOoooo..."

Jan 9 2010 11:45PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,850

gaper: hey look the grind-rails are open here, they werent open at that other place

gaper's friend: is grinding hard on skis?

gaper: no its easy. i could do that grind-rail (points to a flat down box)

Jan 10 2010 9:35AM
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LMP
Posts: 83 - Karma: 16

in gondola at loon:

me to my friend: the superpipes finally open

gaper: how bigs the superpipe? duz it go like from the top to the bottom? how would you stay on that long, and wont it wreck the bottoms of your skis?

Jan 10 2010 3:02PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
I met this hilarious guy on the chairlift the other day. He started out by asking if we did the "stunt ramps" in the park. And then one of my buddies said something about him having a place in Sun Peaks, so this guy says, "A place in Sun Peaks eh? Now you all you need is a bottle and a couple a girls and you're gonna have a fun time."
Jan 10 2010 3:07PM
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billay
Posts: 270 - Karma: 59
did u see that guy at keystone? haha there was one there too
Jan 10 2010 3:25PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,850
haha so good
Jan 10 2010 4:33PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
but if you french fry when you should pizza, you're gonna have a bad time!
Jan 10 2010 8:02PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
"You have two different colored boots."

I get this about 20 times a day, seriously.
Jan 10 2010 8:38PM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
Haha, I wish i was at Keystone. I'm stuck in upper Michigan. But at least i get to ride the best park in the midwest.
Jan 10 2010 11:32PM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
Sorry for the double post, but i get that so much!
Jan 10 2010 11:33PM
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.jesus.
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people always start tweaking over my doggers it's pretty cool
Jan 10 2010 11:36PM
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Kayess
Posts: 357 - Karma: 11
me 2 hahah so irritating
Jan 10 2010 11:41PM
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billay
Posts: 270 - Karma: 59
last year i was in mammoth. i was riding up the chairlift with my dad and a friend. this gaper lady gets on with us....

Gaper lady: do you mind putting down the safety bar?
Dad: Yes i mind. LEAVE IT UP.
Gaper lady: Isnt it the law that you have to have it down?

the 3 of us are so in shock that we dont know what to say.

Gaper lady: Well im from colorado and its a rule that you have to have it down there.
Us: HAHAHAHA YEAH, OK LADY
Gaper lady: oh.....
Jan 11 2010 1:49AM
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
dick!
Jan 11 2010 3:56AM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
gaper kid on bus talking to his mom- "Hey mom, i'm such a good skier!!! I can ski backwards!!!"

lol
Jan 11 2010 4:31AM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7490 - Karma: 36,142
You proud of this?
Jan 12 2010 2:07PM
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corona
Posts: 12801 - Karma: 32,780
you and your dad are douches
Jan 12 2010 2:10PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
you dont put down the saftey bar for other peoples comfort,  I wish i was more like you.
Jan 12 2010 5:10PM
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KQuells
Posts: 82 - Karma: 26
In new york there's a college called "the new school"

Jan 12 2010 5:20PM
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