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The best gaper quotes

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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
somebody on the chairlift yesterday asked me what they did with the moguls at the end of the year?
i also gotten "what altitude do the dear turn to elk?"
Mar 10 2008 7:33PM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
Gold!
Nov 10 2009 3:54PM
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double_D
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who the fuck is tj schneider

Nov 10 2009 6:29PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
maybe, just maybe, he's some sort of PROOOOOOOOOO! snowboarder? It's quite possible that I'm wrong though, this is just a guess.
Nov 10 2009 6:37PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
if your using the elevator you must be skiing some crazy urban shit!!!  no, but seriously i think we all know you meant escalator
Nov 10 2009 9:57PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,328
a pro snowboarder
Nov 10 2009 10:10PM
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will-g
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 69
sarcasm meter broken?
Nov 10 2009 10:20PM
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joshua
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not a gaper quote
Nov 10 2009 10:28PM
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Banane.
Posts: 3102 - Karma: 414
So i was in the lift line

Gaper: Hey, why you mount one ski backward? ( i got 07/08 the Dumont )
Me: It's the design .. im not stupid dude
Gaper: Oh, So you buy 2 pair of ski?
Me: take the lift
Nov 10 2009 10:33PM
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butteredpretzel
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 866
are MTBing gaper quotes ok?
I put a video on facebook of me manualing my hardtail.
I have a hydraulic brakes on my back tire, and a freshman at my highschool commented asking where and how expensive the disc on my back wheel was and if they really helped in doing "Whillies"
Nov 10 2009 10:43PM
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Kcin
Posts: 1845 - Karma: 58
o dude my favorite gaper quote was definitely where half of ns just lied through their teeth to make themselves look cool but in reality everyone knew they were lying. that one is always good
Nov 10 2009 10:47PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296

Gaper: wow your a good skier

Me: uh yeah, i know

omg!!111!!1!!!! what a fucking gaper

seriously this thread reeks of bullshit

Nov 10 2009 10:55PM
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ferrariowner123
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Okay so this happend over the summer while a buddy and i were building a summer jib for his back yard, and we went to home depot to pick up some turf for the drop in/ramp down, and we somehow got to telling the home depot guy that were going to be skiing on it, and goes over to this role of turf saying,

"here's what you need.... all the pro's use this like bode miller, they use on their rails when they dont wanna wreck their $2000 dollars skis"

my buddy and i just look at each other, trying so hard not to laugh,

For those of you who dont know, Bode Miller is a pro racer, i dont think he has ever touch a rail before in his life.

Ferrari

Nov 10 2009 11:02PM
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lifewithstyle
Posts: 48 - Karma: 14
Is a front flip easier than a link and loops?
Nov 10 2009 11:23PM
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mezzy
Posts: 298 - Karma: 15

haha i told them that it was a lincon loop and they thought i was retarded...

Nov 11 2009 12:19AM
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mezzy
Posts: 298 - Karma: 15

haha i told them that it was a lincon loop and they thought i was retarded...

Nov 11 2009 12:19AM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,328
maybe some skiers don't know every pro snowboarder out there. forgive me your majesty
Nov 11 2009 2:00AM
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Bright_Nation
Posts: 400 - Karma: 12
As we were salting the landing an old due came up to us.

Old man:  "Why on earth would you do that?"
Me: "It makes us commit more, if you crash you get salt in your wounds and it hurts"
Nov 11 2009 2:30AM
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Newschool_Pope
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this one guy in the liftline once claimed that he went skiing 250 + days in half a year.

not really a quote, but a friend of mine got a head J.O. pro model for christmas. his parents let the mounting done in the shop. they mounted it like a gs ski. i.e. the JON sign/logo was before the front of the binding hahah. he was so pissed.
Nov 11 2009 2:52AM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
He speaks the truth
Nov 11 2009 9:38AM
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Baskilla
Posts: 409 - Karma: 201
BIG AIR.
Nov 11 2009 12:06PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
whoa did you see that, that guy just did a spinny thing over that jump that was sooo cool.
Nov 11 2009 12:21PM
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raddar
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this is a solid gaper quote
Nov 11 2009 12:34PM
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FK-Just-Do-It
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So, me and the other fellas went skiing one day at the local centre, wich has the best park in all of "Eastern" norway :)
When we get down to the area where the butterboxes and rails starts, we find a DANISH Family of 5, enjoying their lunch on the box... Great.

PS; In norway, danish people are THAY Gapers, and theres always a new story to tell if you ever get into the chairlift with one of them.
Nov 11 2009 1:40PM
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Cincher
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When my friend was showing me a picture of his homemade rail which had his boots and skis on it, he told of that when he put it on facebook that someone commented,"why do you have those fruity boots on that snowboard rail?"
Nov 11 2009 5:20PM
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will-g
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forgiven kind sir.

Today we(myself and 2 other skiers) were discussing what was better a grabbed stomped 7 or a hucked not even cleanly landed backflip and the two girls next to us listening in were like
"oh my god you did a backflip that is so cool! Like OMG!!"
"Ya but he did a 720 with a grab.Which is better."-other skier
"No, Backflips are so much better." - the girls

I walked away laughing and thinking of this thread
Nov 11 2009 9:21PM
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dirtylion27
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haha this thread just randomly pops up at times.
Nov 11 2009 9:29PM
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treebeard
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you should have told them you were pro.
then proceeded to bone them
Nov 11 2009 9:38PM
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MNBlake
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haha alright not skiing but whatever.
I was at a local skate park fuckin around on my fruitboots with a friend cuz we were bored.
I just went up a hit this small like 6 inch tall, 4 foot long rail, and did a 270 out.

Kid runs up..
Dude are you sponsored?!
...no?
But you just did a soul grind shifty to a 360.
what? if i did a 360 i would've landed sideways.
Oh. Well, it was pretty fuckin sick.
alright..

Then he proceeded to run back to his friends, and they kept staring at me and my friend haha so we just left
Nov 11 2009 9:43PM
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Cincher
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^ha, fruit boots, nice to see you used that one.
Nov 11 2009 10:11PM
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Gorno
Posts: 266 - Karma: 28

Fucking rookies... take advantage.... clearly they were melting in their pants. Science has the right idea ^^^^^

Nov 11 2009 10:15PM
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blavallee4
Posts: 360 - Karma: 93

we were discussing off topic stuff in class and lead to skiing and flips,

teacher: nobody can do flips on skis

me: ya they can

teacher: only the proffesional skiers can

me:well i can do many diffrent types of flips on skis

teacher: thats impossible, your just a kid

Nov 11 2009 10:27PM
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Cincher
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^did you continue arguing with her? If so, what was the result?
Nov 11 2009 10:40PM
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Walter.
Posts: 215 - Karma: 450
one time i pegged this total gaper in head of the lift...he was pissed
Nov 11 2009 10:44PM
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dubaiski
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earlier i shoed my gaper friend a time laps picture of me doing a jump. He said wow there are loads of people wearing the exact same thing doing that jump.  Facepalm/
Nov 12 2009 8:47AM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
Hahahaha I wish I had some good Gaper stories but last 2 ski years i was in boarding school and we weren't allowed to talk to people when we skied
Nov 12 2009 10:16AM
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Sheldon
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(After dropping these cliffs, at the bottom some gaper says) "Wow, you guys are really pushing the envelope today. I'm gonna ski with you guys!"

Ya...no, that's ok.
Nov 12 2009 10:23AM
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njwa88
Posts: 465 - Karma: 15
I was riding with my buddies and some dude came up to me and asked me Hey are those Line Scratches?? (i think he meant invaders lol)
also I saw a snowboarder with a Armada sticker on his board I was like yo you know Armada is a ski company right? he was kinda confused lol
Nov 12 2009 10:39AM
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WVskiing
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my friend posted this on facebook:
chad's gap, 120 ft: one of the sickest jumps in the world Click for larger image
http://espn.go.com/action/gallery?id=4623368

me:Ski patrol blew it up then WME bought it

friend:did they blow it up then build it bak?

me:no. any videos you see in the future is just pyramid.
after t hall wrecked they blew it up. i got a vid of it if you don't believe me

friend:yeah well that thing was pretty sick and im sure if i tried it i would dye
they dont want ppl lyk me doin it

me:*die*
you can hit pyramid!!



Nov 12 2009 6:17PM
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*TURBONERD*
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one of the better recent ones, actually funny
Nov 12 2009 8:44PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
"Does Ski Exchange paint your skis?"
Nov 17 2009 8:00PM
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gakc
Posts: 244 - Karma: 40
backflip quote soooo true
Nov 17 2009 8:18PM
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WVskiing
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the classic backflip conversation...
then the spin to win ....


Nov 17 2009 8:22PM
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nwsteeze
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my friend: "I cant set my edges in powder!!!!"
Nov 17 2009 8:51PM
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griffin.paisley
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entry # 3
we were hitting my friends summer setup (no idea why he built it, hes pretty gaper). i toebanged off the rail super super hard and said ohh that felt good (jokes) then i was hiking up and said "dude, afterbang" well, he thought i meant toebang so he landed super hard purposley

i face palmed

this was the same guy who said "woah, is that tim wallisch's signature?"
Nov 17 2009 9:27PM
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ReetsAdeets
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"I need to get me some of those double-enders"-Awesome gaper I rode up with

"Have you ever ridden those high speed quad chairlifts?"-Some dumbass Indian kid.
Nov 17 2009 10:36PM
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will_powder
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i was night skiing without my goggles-

gaper-"so which run you doing?"

Me- "i'm going to the park"

Gaper-"but you can't go there!!!"

me-"why'

gaper-"you don't have goggles"
Nov 18 2009 12:14AM
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*TURBONERD*
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what a noob
Nov 18 2009 6:28AM
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kronickrew
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watch?v=5h990PykfgQ

at the end of this video

Nov 18 2009 7:01PM
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kronickrew
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oops
Nov 18 2009 7:02PM
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Peach.
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As the season starts or has already started for alot of us I think this is a worthy time for a bump.
Nov 23 2009 11:29AM
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