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a spandex wearing racer at my mountain once asked me about my skis
racer: hey cool skis.
me: thanks
racer: so you're one of the twintippers?
me: um ya... (are you fuckin serious?)
i notice he has the same skis as me. 04 chronics but still...
me: same to you. nice skis. do you know how to use em?
racer gives idiotic stare. i try again
me: do you know how to ski switch?
idiotic stare again. i leave him with a puzzled expression
gaper: can you do back flips?
me: ya i have done some.
gaper: so your like sponsered, right?
hahahaha
this gay kid at school told me he was WAY better than me at skiing
so i asked him if he could 180 and in these exact words"what the fuck! what is that" i walked away very man and confused.
so this was a while ago and it was a super windy day so me and a friend were doing simple shit off of a 25 ft kicker. he goes and does a 3
me: DROP DROPPING
gaper (next to the drop in): don't worry im going around it
so i keep going and keep an eye on him. i was abou to do a 3 also but then the wind kicks in and i just do a straight air over it. as im in the air i look down and see the guy and his 3 little kids right next to me as im in the air i start freaking out i land and eat shit because i was off balance i get up and dust myself off
freind: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
gaper:
so this was a while ago and it was a super windy day so me and a friend were doing simple shit off of a 25 ft kicker. he goes and does a 3
me: DROP DROPPING
gaper (next to the drop in): don't worry im going around it
so i keep going and keep an eye on him. i was abou to do a 3 also but then the wind kicks in and i just do a straight air over it. as im in the air i look down and see the guy and his 3 little kids right next to me as im in the air i start freaking out i land and eat shit because i was off balance i get up and dust myself off
freind: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
gaper: i had the right off way
me: i called drop
gaper: you still had no reason to go that fast you could hurt yourself or someone else
freind: thats what your suppose to do you fuckclown
gaper: you should have watched yourself still
freind: no no no no YOU need to watch yourself
gaper: watch your attitude or ill call ski patrol
freind (who doesn't work there btw): can i see yours and your childerns tickets......NOW
gaper: why
freind: because i said so (rips them off)
gaper: WHAT
freind: sir you are a fuckclown get your ass OFF THIS FUCKING HILL
gaper flicks us off and gets in the line
hahaha one of the scarest and funest times ever
RR to a fault. Thought of the same thing myself. We NSers are too cool to actually train much in the summer and instead waste it by a computer. Ron, as I type is undoubtably chugging a hundred multivitamins, and simultaneously running a river bed and doing bicep curls-------------> THE MAN!
got asked a classic question in the store i work at the other day, "so which is the right or left ski?"
cue me laughing inside, but at the same time trying to answer the question seriously and helpfully.
also a group renting when handed poles tried out the gaper "race tuck" straight away
my response to the "race tuck": if u keep doing that soon u will be able to kiss ur own ass
So at Bach they have these signs at the top of the run that say freestyle skills required and so kinda early in the morning but a fair amount of riders in the park and this group of like 15 gapers in like their 50's ride through right as i'm about to drop in for a jump. so i hit the line and bomb down to talk to them and i tell them to stay out of the park unless they are going to hit the jumps and i mention the sign, and their like "No it doesnt that run is open to everyone" so i argue with them for a little and i qoute this guy "Shut up, your just a stupid little kid who doesn't know anything"
Not A quote but still funny in my opinion...
Was in Les Gets last year and saw a group of about perhaps 30 kids lined up.. looked like a school trip and they were all about 15.They all had really tight hoodies with FR33STYL3R (and then w.e there name was) on the back. Anyway they were terrible and im sure i heard one of them tell the other 'Man i could eat your pizza's up dude'.
ive had a couple...
one time a gaper family sat on the lip on the jump at breck and ate their lunch until some guy went up behind the gaper dad, sprayed him and hit him in the helmet with his pole...
a gaper cut me off right before i was about to hit a jump and went off the corner and ate major shit.... his dad was filming... he then proceeded to started bitching me out and i said fuck u and he said dont talk like that around my son... his son was easily 15 or 16.
