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The best gaper quotes

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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
somebody on the chairlift yesterday asked me what they did with the moguls at the end of the year?
i also gotten "what altitude do the dear turn to elk?"
Mar 10 2008 7:33PM
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mike_e
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 3,066

ok so yesterday my mom drove me and my friend up to the mountain...

were about ten minutes away and i say to my friend "i really need to get a pretzel today."  When we pull into the parking lot my mom says "how much do you want for that pretzel you were talking about?" and pulls out some money.

Dec 21 2008 4:54PM
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steezepleeze~
Posts: 103 - Karma: 22
hiking park surrounded by gapers...

gaper: UR PRETTY GOOD CAN YOU HELICOPTER
me: no nobody can do that
gaper: ITS PROBABLY TOO HARD
me: thatswhatshesaid
gaper: WHAT? DO A BARRELROLL

Dec 21 2008 5:11PM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2208 - Karma: 157
tons of people in my town say john when talking, honestly im not even sure if I know how to pronounce his first name anymore, iv herd it said so many diff ways so many times and been told im saying it wrong so many times.
Dec 21 2008 5:39PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,980
Jon = Yewn

I heard this gaper yesterday talking about how hard it is to go up and down the stairs in the lodge in "Ski Shoes".
Dec 21 2008 5:44PM
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CakedWiddit
Posts: 268 - Karma: 13

"So did someone steal our pole?"

and easily

"Are you that kid who was skiing backwards

Me-"Yes"

"Just wanted to make sure you knew you were facing the wrong way"

Dec 21 2008 5:44PM
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griffon
Posts: 167 - Karma: 15
"are those volcom skis?"
a gaper friend of me said that and pointed at the sticker on my ski

i got another one whos amazing but really hard to translate but something like this.
me:hey we were in front of you!
gaper: relax mr. yoyo
Dec 21 2008 6:17PM
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fezz
Posts: 542 - Karma: 28
yesterday some gaqer asked my friend if he was in "the class" referring to park skiers, i think
Dec 21 2008 7:06PM
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BigRodRiley
Posts: 1265 - Karma: 36
i dont fucking get it.
Dec 21 2008 7:12PM
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BigRodRiley
Posts: 1265 - Karma: 36
^ ah k nvm pretzel the rail.. cuz my place has pretzels for sale and i always eat them
Dec 21 2008 7:13PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
my brother facebook-chatted this dude(major gaper. whose status was like "skiing was sooo fun today"
 and it went like
bro:  how was it today?
kid:   it was ok.  the conditions sucked.  they only had one black diamond open
bro: how was the park
kid:  it wasn't too good.  they didn't have any big jumps.  just one small one.  and rails
bro: what's your best trick?
kid:  um.   i ski.   so i basically just jump really high.

Dec 21 2008 7:59PM
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mokeefe257
Posts: 405 - Karma: 10
hahaha so many of these are good stories
Dec 21 2008 9:16PM
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idontactuallyski
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 19
"if you can do a rail on skis then your like pro thats how hard it is" - Matt O'keefe (mokeefe257)
Dec 21 2008 9:33PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,403
this was yesterday, between a gaper ski patroler and my self(i was on my EPs)

sp-hey you stop
me-did i do something wrong?
sp-your skis are broken, they are bent up to much, they are not safe
me-its called rocker, its for powder
sp-im telling you they are broken, im calling a sled to take you down to the lodge

so the second to head pro patrol taylor shows up and is just like

T-what seems to be the problem?
sp-his skis are broken
T-no they are not, dont stop people because your to much of a gaper to know about ski tech
me-*skis away*
Dec 21 2008 9:44PM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
my freind:
look at that looooser dude! his tall-tee is longer than his jacket!
Dec 21 2008 9:44PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
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no one says that.
gapers don't even know what tall tees are.
i didn't.. until i joined this site.

Dec 21 2008 9:51PM
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Boggnarly
Posts: 115 - Karma: 12
/facepalm
Dec 22 2008 12:13AM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18

Haha that would be dope.  Chaos theory man!

Dec 22 2008 12:18AM
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tribefan226
Posts: 2122 - Karma: 209
gaper: i see u got those double tipped skis there
me: uh yeah i guess
gaper: so r u one of those hotdoggers?
Dec 22 2008 12:39AM
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Dukeybrains
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 11
^^Gaper

Everyone knows what tall tees are, it's not like only skiers wear them what the fuck

you da gaper
Dec 22 2008 4:02AM
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mitchk
Posts: 678 - Karma: 19

bahaha thats good

im sitting in comm tech watchin some ski vids and this brown guy that sits beside me:

bg:yo guy can you do a kickflipper?

me:?

bg:next level guy

kinda shitty but it was funny to me.

Dec 22 2008 10:05AM
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T-rose
Posts: 128 - Karma: 49
classic because they always ask if you can backflip.........Ihttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxCjXI9Z_qI
Dec 22 2008 11:53AM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,355
Only way to stay true to tha streets.
Dec 22 2008 1:24PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
hahahah thats hilarious you should have showed him how unnaturally soft they were too definetely unsafe
Dec 22 2008 4:52PM
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Gall*
Posts: 63 - Karma: 19
haha some guy asked me if i painted the pink/blue line logos on my invaders. I told him no and he continued to admire them for the rest of the lift ride, he said they were very unique.
Dec 22 2008 5:19PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
i always thought skiiers in big clothes were intimidating..
until i joined NS
Dec 22 2008 5:57PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
Yeah...  I'm not a dick to gapers unless they think they know everything or get in my way.  If you laugh in their face just because it's funny to you, you look like this:
Dec 22 2008 6:47PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,463
wait a sec. you asked a gaper if he could backflip?
Dec 22 2008 6:59PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9095 - Karma: 3,073
hahahahahahaha!!!!

i think i pissed my pants!


..........



....k no i didn't but hahahah
Dec 22 2008 8:18PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
excellent.

Dec 22 2008 9:03PM
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j.saaaarela
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 856

not a quote, but today i saw 5 people wearing

swim goggles.....

!!!

Dec 22 2008 10:46PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,463
HAHA i wouldve wanted to see that so badly. plus theyre were 5 of them shit thats like a family of racoons
Dec 22 2008 10:50PM
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j.saaaarela
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 856

i know thats wat i was thinking!!

i could see it if it were an epic powder day, and it was just some locals "swimming in the pow its so deep", but this was at the base, and there was almost no new snow...!:D

Dec 22 2008 10:56PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
a couple days ago with a gaper on the lift:

me - yeah its nice today but its suposed to be warm and rainy tommorrow
him- i dont care what its like down in the city as long as its snowing up here!

(our hill has an impressive 400 feet vertical.
Dec 22 2008 11:27PM
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.Jibber20
Posts: 231 - Karma: 75
"skiings not a sport its a hobby"

Dec 22 2008 11:42PM
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MO-gan
Posts: 720 - Karma: 21
my golf coach who is also a basketball coach at my school tells my friend and i all the time that skiing is not a sport at all and that its only gravity... nothing else
he will pick up like a pen or something and drop it and say "see... skiing"
it pisses me off so much
we argue with him every time and it gets us no where
Dec 22 2008 11:51PM
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MO-gan
Posts: 720 - Karma: 21
haha no.... but i'm guessing you have a gym teacher who is the same way
Dec 22 2008 11:55PM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161

Lady: What's a rail jam?

Her husband: Use your imagination honey.

Me:Its a competition where you ski rails.

Lady: Oh...I knew that, i just didnt know that skiers did that.

Dec 22 2008 11:58PM
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MO-gan
Posts: 720 - Karma: 21
haha that would be great
i'll have to find something like that for him haha
any ideas how to prove him wrong or just make him look stupid like that?
btw he is a geography and economics teacher
Dec 23 2008 12:06AM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
so, me and my friend was shaping the kicker of a jump right, because it was all bombed and full of annoying tracks.
so this gaper comes up and say out pretty loud:

"Hey! Stop removing the tracks from the ski jump"

We ignored him and continued, then left and had a nice session.
Dec 23 2008 8:00AM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232

yeah, I've gotten into so many arguments w/ people over that subject.

Dec 23 2008 9:12AM
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nkinsman10
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 45
i just got back from whistler, and my dad said this on the car ride home

"did they have a park hill, or a wreck hill or whatever you call it. the thing with the halfpipe."
Dec 23 2008 3:21PM
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TheBeardedOne
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haha thats like my snowboarder friend i was riding with.. points at a sticker on my ski and says "dude when did you get famous skis? i didn't even know they made skis, just jackets.."

haha and the other day when i was working, this kid and his dad come in and walk by the twintips, the kid points at them and the dad says in a hickish accent "those are them twin tippers son, flashy huh?"

doesn't get old lol and i hear it almost every time i work
Dec 23 2008 4:07PM
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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
if im just doing park all day, i take off one ski in the lift line because i dont use poles, and just push myself along with the one boot.


some gaper kid asked his dad, "how come that guy is doin that?"
dad: "oh he is one of them snowboarder kids who couldn't cut it"
Dec 23 2008 7:12PM
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MO-gan
Posts: 720 - Karma: 21
hahahahahahahahaha that is hilarious
Dec 24 2008 1:25PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Me- "Yah it kinda was super icy there in Febuary and not to good of coverage" Talking about a ski trip to Snowshoe where it was super icy
Kid in english class- "Yah it's always super warm in Febuary and all the snow melts"
Me- "Yah........"
Dec 24 2008 1:38PM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,881
I was in a store yesterday, and they kept all the twintips behind the counter. I asked this guy that was working there if i could take a look a the hell bents.

- Ohh, they have twin tipping, right?
-Ye...

Then he walk around back there looking at all the skis trying to figure out which ones were hell bents.
Dec 24 2008 2:01PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
i am a gaper no more finnialy got my twin tips

but i was a gaper that could 360 mute so there
Dec 27 2008 9:57PM
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neon1peace
Posts: 998 - Karma: -1
the ski patrol blew it up
Dec 27 2008 11:10PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
ah i see you have a frames. i hear they are the best jumping goggles
Dec 27 2008 11:50PM
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Mavrck
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hahaha yeah i've heard theyre perfectly balenced  so they dont throw you off axis and out of the perfect pencil form of them there helocopters they been spinnin lately
Dec 27 2008 11:57PM
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