Replying to Worst thing you have ever said to a girl

so what is it?  mine isnt too bad I guess, could be much worse.  so I drove my friend to buy booze for this chick and she comes to my room to pick it up.  I had never met her and the first thing she says, without any hello, introduction, or thanks for the booze is "nice doob tube (in reference to my tube of dryer sheets).  smoking is disgusting."  so later I am hammered and my roommate tells the chick I was pissed that she was so rude, and she says "I just think smoking is disgusting.  you are going to get cancer."  and on that note I took a big drag of my cigarette, blew the smoke in her face, and said:

"fucking die."




oh and runner up, I ended things with this chick by saying "guess what I am thinking?"  her: what?  me: I dont want to see you again."  wow she didnt see that coming!  haha thats pretty awful actually

mine arent too great but with all the chauvinists on NS I am sure there are some pretty good ones.