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I Hate Being Short

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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
i hate being short, so last night at a party i get rejected by 2 girls cause im short (5'1) i was even taller than one of the girls but fuck she pulls the  'lets just be friends' card and it pisses me off, the other one says 'sorry but i like taller guys' yeah fuck u bitch, uhhhghghghghgh and im hungover shit as shit right now and wishing i didnt remember what happened last nigth cause then i wouldnt be writing this fucking thread but i do, so fuck u tall people u fuckin skanks
Mar 8 2008 1:12PM
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youknomysteeze
Posts: 416 - Karma: 10

height max

GMC the vitamen store place

Mar 8 2008 10:08PM
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Reptar.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 34
5' 4" Shorty. I love it, i can get away with shit because i look like a kid, and  plus baggy shit is so easy to find. I never get angry about being short.
Mar 8 2008 10:16PM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
haha, that reminded me of lord of the park, him and me, we chilled and he was so small beside me,lol
Mar 8 2008 10:39PM
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thegreyarea
Posts: 3265 - Karma: 34
You're crazy to think that you're not getting chicks b/c you're short. I have a friend that's 5'2", 29 years old and looks like he's 19. He pulls ass left and right. It's something else you're doing.
Mar 8 2008 10:49PM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858

i think hes straight
not gay like your friend and maybe you

Mar 8 2008 11:37PM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
im 5 10 and still growing

i like it
Mar 9 2008 3:31AM
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babysteeze84
Posts: 720 - Karma: 285
TRUE THAT.  I don't care how tall a guy is - when I watch him ski and he's really good, even decent, he could be 5'0" (I'm 5'6") I could care less.  Actually - I don't really care if I guy is shorter than me or my height whether he's a good skier or not.  Height isn't what attracts me in the first place - pretty eyes and nice smile will do it every time. :)
Mar 9 2008 3:37AM
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thecounty
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 290
height doesnt matter when ur both laying down
Mar 9 2008 3:51AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
AHAHA jason sucks at talkin the ladies cause bobby got with the new girl
Mar 9 2008 4:07AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
yeah dude, just take some hgh. roger clemens did it... and he's cool right?
Mar 9 2008 4:13AM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
well arent you just a horny little man?
Mar 9 2008 11:03AM
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salamander
Posts: 815 - Karma: 16
6'3 bitches love me
Mar 9 2008 11:22AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
im like 5'8 and i love my height. im still like considered small but not realllllly.

and maybe you just have no game...
Mar 9 2008 11:45AM
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Reptar.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 34
 
Mar 9 2008 1:19PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
you people are so dumb. i was joking
Mar 9 2008 1:25PM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
HAHAHA i laughed.
Mar 9 2008 1:30PM
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hoodSlayer
Posts: 900 - Karma: 7
ahahahahahaha
Mar 9 2008 1:43PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
yeah thats so fuckin lame when people say that.  my response generally is 'wow you are terrible at conversation."  I mean what are you, my fucking aunt and uncle?  like I didn't realize that I was tall?  anyways, I am 6'3 and these are the pros and cons of being tall:

pros:
more attractive to girls
faster walking speed (one of my steps equals 2 of my asian friend's)
automatic skill at basketball
can reach things easily

cons:
hitting your head
people commenting on your height
harder to find clothes that fit well
look less stylish skiing
grinding with chicks hurts your knees
sex in my toyota rav4 not really possible
Mar 9 2008 1:49PM
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almostaskier
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Mar 9 2008 2:14PM
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richards
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 11
im 6'1 and 14haha
Mar 9 2008 2:17PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
hi! im 6'1 and you're not! LATE
Mar 9 2008 2:32PM
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thegreyarea
Posts: 3265 - Karma: 34
Next time you get drunk and wake up w/a sore ass, you'll know it was my friend.

I'm telling the guy his height doesn't matter. Are you really that insecure in yourself to take shots at other people for no reason?
Mar 9 2008 3:37PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7481 - Karma: 36,055
im 6' and i always hit my head on stuff i got off the chairlft teh other day and hit my head on the bar (im sure this could also happen if your short cause they arnt that high) I also always hit my head on stairs and when I get off the bus.
Mar 9 2008 3:43PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19

ahahaha

Mar 9 2008 5:09PM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
lol dont worry  so much. youll grow a lot more. anyhow some girls are interested in personality not just looks.
also watch what you drink and when youre at a party eat something so you dont get  a hangover.
sorry for the bad grammar
Mar 9 2008 6:09PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
u serious? haha i was talkin to her and he pulls me away and is like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOING I HAD FIRST DIBS ON HER"
Mar 10 2008 2:20PM
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twistedxfaith
Posts: 915 - Karma: 20
Bud, a girl that cares that much about how tall you are, is not a girl you want to date anyway. If girls insist on dating someone taller than them, just chase shorter girls, theres lots of them out there, and so what if there a few inches taller, not a big deal. I dated a guy two inches shorter than me, but no one said a word or made fun of my because he was damn hot. so end of story. people who care that much about height are rediculous.
Mar 10 2008 2:27PM
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Bentley@DOSMedia
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agreed dude.  I fucking hate the clothes things.  Im 6'3" and like skinny and not big boned at all (i weight only 165) and like i want an xl or dub xl to fit me right, but they make me look huge. 
lame, but sometimes i find good stuff.  Pants are annoying too cuz i wear a 32 waist but im this tall, can be easy to find sometimes and sometimes it aitn.

Yeah i hate being commented bout being tall too and i hate being tall anyways.
Hmm i am decent at b ball, haha.
and my girlfriend likes me being tall, so i guess it all works out.
Mar 10 2008 2:31PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icr0eW1fRSs
Mar 10 2008 3:39PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
i'm 6'2" i'm over a foot taller than you... what are those girls digits?
Mar 10 2008 3:54PM
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Smidt
Posts: 339 - Karma: 11
That was the worst joke ever I just thought you were a total fucking idiot
Mar 10 2008 4:21PM
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low_fidelity
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Mar 10 2008 10:37PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
sorry about it twice
Mar 10 2008 10:37PM
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2+2=5
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 18
being too tall sucks though. you stand out and look so weird. thank god im only like 6'0
Mar 10 2008 10:42PM
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dinopudge
Posts: 199 - Karma: 10
that sucks
Mar 11 2008 12:47AM
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tjski
Posts: 5859 - Karma: 44
at least we are steezy at skiing and have a low center of gravity...i just wish i wieghed like 10lbs more...
Mar 11 2008 12:58AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
I am 5'7 but I feel like I'm 7' tall and that's all that matters.
Mar 11 2008 1:05AM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
at least your not 3 feet tall.
my dog is he catchs tons of pussy though
Mar 11 2008 1:14AM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
some girls like short dudes. When i was in hs there was this tall senior girl that like stalked short middle school boys, its funny to think of her as a pervert cause she was hot
Mar 11 2008 1:29AM
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keystoner1
Posts: 2143 - Karma: 11
haha yeah that was some kind of freak out. But im 5'8" and like it. i still get with girls who are taller than me and shorter. Its really no big deal if you can spit yo game. haha jk but most girls dont care a lot and those that do thats good for them
Mar 11 2008 1:34AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
Damn man, being tall sucks too,
My rents say I should play basketball and stop skiing cause I'm tall, this is a dick!
Mar 11 2008 1:35AM
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BRMN
Posts: 439 - Karma: 14
Big Bob gots a pretty face
Mar 11 2008 1:35AM
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SushiMan
Posts: 1269 - Karma: 424
Are u kidding me? im 5'5" and pretty close to 16 but im done growing, havent in more then a year
yeah im asian but "fromyourstruley" watch it, my friends make the 2 steps for 1 joke a lot and it gets really annoying.
anyways, i hate being short. doesnt really help with a lot of stuff, like i play tennis and being short sucks, skiing isnt as bad, but harder to use longer skis which look cooler

and wearing baggy clothes at my height sucks, because u have to sag your jeans so much if you want to wear a XL shirt or bigger, and when u have ur pants down lower, it just makes u look shorter and stubby. plus shorter people usally mean smaller feet and that also looks lame

and for girls, it sucks, most of the good looking girls at my school are my height or like 5'6" and im already kinda ugly so being short + ugly doesnt help. most girls my age are shallow, hell im shallow too so i dont being short sucks dick. so i know how you feel thats why i like skiing, because height doesnt matter and i feel good (unless ur skinny as fuck and cant carry speed)
Mar 11 2008 2:36AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
here is your theme song.  sucka.


Mar 11 2008 2:58AM
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afton_steeze
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 92
its wee man, my friend.
stevo is the rather tall one with the monster penis
Mar 11 2008 11:58AM
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afton_steeze
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 92
alright i continued to read the thread haha and i see what your talking about now
but still, that was pretty dumb.
Mar 11 2008 12:00PM
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Gez
Posts: 294 - Karma: 10
YES DUDE!  Thank you for posting Skee Lo that shit was hilarious.  I remember that song from back in the day...can't believe I still know the words
Mar 11 2008 1:40PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
dont let some shit like that bother ya mang.
heck im 5'11 and i don't necessarily feel tall, no matter what theres going to be someone out there whos taller! just keep workin your game and you will meet someone.
Mar 11 2008 3:18PM
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