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I Hate Being Short

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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
i hate being short, so last night at a party i get rejected by 2 girls cause im short (5'1) i was even taller than one of the girls but fuck she pulls the  'lets just be friends' card and it pisses me off, the other one says 'sorry but i like taller guys' yeah fuck u bitch, uhhhghghghghgh and im hungover shit as shit right now and wishing i didnt remember what happened last nigth cause then i wouldnt be writing this fucking thread but i do, so fuck u tall people u fuckin skanks
Mar 8 2008 1:12PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
i gotta say i like being six foot.
Mar 8 2008 1:14PM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858
im 5'9 and i feel shorter than others
Mar 8 2008 1:25PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
same im like 5'8" and im not tall
Mar 8 2008 1:30PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
i'm like 5'11'' or 6' and i hope i don't really grow anymore i like this height.
Mar 8 2008 1:31PM
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Reed.S
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 10
im 5'1 and im the shortest kid in my school....my doctor told me i should'nt play contact sports but i played football like every year and i started on offense and defense over kids who were 5'9 and taller.... but the girls in my school go for taller guys so it sucks
Mar 8 2008 1:31PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
hahah is this you?

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Mar 8 2008 1:41PM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
hahahahahahahahahaha frodo your not talking about my party are you? all them ladies were 2 years older than you so im guessing no
Mar 8 2008 1:41PM
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J-ray-may
Posts: 88 - Karma: 10
6'1" when i stop slouching

lol @ fun size candy bar people
Mar 8 2008 1:42PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
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Mar 8 2008 1:50PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
damnit i wanted to make this joke!
Mar 8 2008 1:52PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
no this was at the first party i was at
Mar 8 2008 2:00PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
Well at least your not a midget. That would seriously suck balls
Mar 8 2008 2:17PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147

you dont ask people out at parties.

Mar 8 2008 2:17PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
im 5'8 and i dont want to get anymore taller. i like being short.
Mar 8 2008 2:18PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
do you think midgets ever get dates? no so you should just be happy you dont have midgetism
Mar 8 2008 2:21PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
i like being 5'9 and having a 8x5in penis.
Mar 8 2008 3:09PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
famous midgets get dates
Mar 8 2008 3:35PM
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schism
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 389
5 10 is fine for me
but it sucks when you're in grade 8 and everyone is small?
Mar 8 2008 3:39PM
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clayborn
Posts: 357 - Karma: 9
one of my friends "tenth grade" is still like 5 feet 100 pounds and sounds a looks like a 3rd grader
Mar 8 2008 3:49PM
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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21
im 5'8. Im 14 and im still short.
Mar 8 2008 4:03PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
thats true. Like steve-o
Mar 8 2008 4:04PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
go to the doctor and get some hgh
Mar 8 2008 4:05PM
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skiblandford
Posts: 1503 - Karma: 2
im only 5 foot tall so i know what you mean
Mar 8 2008 4:05PM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
You my friend are a fucking idiot.
Mar 8 2008 4:10PM
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hawaiiansteeze
Posts: 3255 - Karma: 3,226
please god let that be a joke. i dont know how anyone in this world that can be that dumb
Mar 8 2008 4:15PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
hey, thats no reason to hate tall people
Mar 8 2008 4:15PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
i wish i were shorter, im 5'10"
and wish i were more liek 5'2"
Mar 8 2008 4:21PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
I'm about 5'10" and i like my height.

Basically, make sure your one of the greatest skiers of all times and you'll get all the ladies no matter what height (Dumont)
Mar 8 2008 4:24PM
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tommihq
Posts: 905 - Karma: 11
5'7" or 5'8"" dont know but kind of like this height maybe could be a couple of inches taller
Mar 8 2008 4:55PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
no you dont, thats little kid size
Mar 8 2008 4:57PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
Yah, well I hate being tall

Most guys like "petite" girls. I feel your pain.
Mar 8 2008 5:15PM
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Wis_Skier_23
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 245
well your a good height for skiing....trust me it sucks being tall 6'2 almost 6'3" and trying to do grabs, being tall makes spinning a lot harder
Mar 8 2008 5:20PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
shut up michelle any guy would take you any day if he didnt he is stupid.
Mar 8 2008 5:21PM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
i hate being tall, im 6 2 and like 160 lol
Mar 8 2008 5:22PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
you are a pretty small kid, just get some stilts like suggested above
Mar 8 2008 8:41PM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
bhaha your short
Mar 8 2008 8:50PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
6'3" with shoes, I like being the tallest guy in the room sometimes.
Mar 8 2008 8:57PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
wear high heels?

no but really im like 5'3''ish and i like it
Mar 8 2008 8:59PM
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killaherbs
Posts: 101 - Karma: 10
NO SHUTE THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW


you have NO idea how much harder it is to have ANY style for skiing when you are tall. I am 6' and it fucking blows besides dealing with bitches so take it back .




there are PLENTY of sluts out there who will get drunk and you'll be able to fuck and it wont matter how tall you are
Mar 8 2008 9:00PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
yeah man. it was lame. im still not that tall, but i used to be like 5'2 in grade 10 and stuff. how old are you? sounds like you still got growing to do.
Mar 8 2008 9:10PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
im six foot one, and im tons of fun
Mar 8 2008 9:14PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
Dude you should have told that bitch she should be lucky to get 5.1 inches cause shes a bitch with a tiny vag and 5.5 is average apparently.

I love being tall.
Mar 8 2008 9:15PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
word
Mar 8 2008 9:16PM
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Ian.
Posts: 300 - Karma: 10
im 6 feet tall and in grade 8 everyone so short it suck  but when im older itll be good
Mar 8 2008 9:18PM
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.Cole
Posts: 79 - Karma: 11
Trust me, you don't want to be tall. I am 6'5 and it can get pretty crappy sometimes, like when your girlfriend is 17 inches shorter than you. And when you hit your head on stuff all the time.
Mar 8 2008 9:19PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
worst thing about being tall right there, I can't count how many times i've hit my head of the headers of doors, fuck DOORS!
Mar 8 2008 9:53PM
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.Cole
Posts: 79 - Karma: 11
Also going down the stairs, those stupid things, I don't even know what they are called but I always get smacked in the head by them.
Mar 8 2008 9:56PM
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C.R.420
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 28
6'4"
The only thing that sucks about it is when people say, "Wow, you're tall!"...like i didn't realize that I am, in fact, tall.

It also sucks when you occasionally hit your head on things.

But yeah, the ladies like tall guys, so I'm cool with being 6'4". Haha.
Mar 8 2008 9:58PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
everything is going to be O.K. just put down your weapon muhammad. PUT IT DOWN!!
Mar 8 2008 9:59PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8785 - Karma: 6,244
me too


i think evry1 did
Mar 8 2008 10:01PM
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