Replying to Snow For Sale

Im sorry for everyone crying in the northeast,  but you don't need to move to colorado for snow, just come to Northern Maine.
One more foot and we break all time records, and we're expecting 12-18 inches by the time its all said and done sunday night.
I have snow banks that tower over my dads 2500 HD Chevy in my driveway, and my dog can climb up on the roof of my 3 story house via snowbanks. Every time the east gets rain, Wayy up north gets blasted with snow.

Im done bragging now, sorry

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