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Creative things to hold in your hands instead of poles

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Yauch
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if you like gorilla steeze you should hold bananas

if your a gangsta then you should dual weld some pistolas

we already asked the busness man, he carries a cellphone in one hand and a briefcase in the other

what else...


Mar 6 2008 9:50PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
oh man i cant wait to see the pics and vids that come outta this...
Mar 12 2008 12:06AM
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Dumont92
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a bag of black dildos in one hand and a dead puppy in the other
Mar 12 2008 12:20AM
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BEARS.
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how about if your a photographer you hold a camera?
Mar 12 2008 1:41AM
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Just-Jib-It
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sparklers would be sick
Mar 12 2008 1:06PM
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nifty0140
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A bowl, a lighter and a bag of dro

Mar 12 2008 1:20PM
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twix_182
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knives, numchucks, katanas, m&m minis containers, pole handles, moutain dews
Mar 12 2008 1:22PM
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mski
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old socks filled with sand
Mar 12 2008 1:29PM
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ISkiSwitch
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A can of redbull in one, and a sandwich in the other.
Mar 12 2008 2:51PM
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Luckyscs
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Take your arms out of your sleeves and zip up your jacket. You look like you don't have arms and your sleeves flap behind you in the air. I call it Amputee steeze.

Mar 12 2008 3:16PM
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Yauch
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and when you finish the sandwiches you can put your hands in your pockets like the do in the middle of this video

Mar 12 2008 6:07PM
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jacobg
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samurai swords

or wads of cash money
Mar 12 2008 6:16PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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That is a great video for learning how to ski switch too...While i was watching all those zero spins I think I figured out alot more about skiing switch....
Mar 12 2008 6:20PM
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rhinoceross
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two big chicken drumsticks
Mar 12 2008 7:26PM
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low_fidelity
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machetes!!

Mar 12 2008 7:28PM
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Yauch
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cause pep is so natural probly
Mar 12 2008 7:56PM
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salomon097
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bananas

or torches
Mar 12 2008 9:26PM
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assface
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darth vader PEZ dispensers for sure
Darth vader PEZ

Mar 13 2008 5:47PM
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Mr.May
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hahaha this is a sweet thread...
if your a health nut have a celery stick in one hand and a carrot stick in the other
Mar 13 2008 8:56PM
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travispersaud
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good call
Mar 13 2008 10:01PM
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RICK_ROSS
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Red-Squirrel.jpg

Mar 13 2008 10:06PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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if you have woman steeze......

hold a sandwich maker in one hand, and keep the other hand empty for helpin out with your head-giving
Mar 14 2008 12:13AM
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assface
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BUMP
Dec 14 2009 10:02PM
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assface
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really? this was a 4 page thread a year ago and now nothing?

Dec 14 2009 10:52PM
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mikeisener
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your two four. gota have your twofour ready at a moments notice
Dec 14 2009 11:09PM
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