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Creative things to hold in your hands instead of poles

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Yauch
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if you like gorilla steeze you should hold bananas

if your a gangsta then you should dual weld some pistolas

we already asked the busness man, he carries a cellphone in one hand and a briefcase in the other

what else...


Mar 6 2008 9:50PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
if your a pimp hold dildos
Mar 6 2008 9:51PM
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troublemaker3
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 225
i was gonna say dildos as well, to sit on while on the lift
Mar 6 2008 9:52PM
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R-Bertsch
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double fisting blunts
Mar 6 2008 9:52PM
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Yauch
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hahaha, i should have put all those in too.
Mar 6 2008 9:53PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
dumbest thread in the league
Mar 6 2008 9:53PM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
dont be such a negative nancy
Mar 6 2008 9:55PM
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steezyjibber
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if u like cavemen steeze then hold sticks
Mar 6 2008 9:55PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
I heard al lanning did the us open years ago no poles with a baget in his hand...
Mar 6 2008 9:55PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
dumbest comment in the league

seriously

either you hold poles or you dont

/endthread
Mar 6 2008 9:56PM
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TWoods
Posts: 10014 - Karma: 8,386
40 hands,

or teddy bears.
Mar 6 2008 9:56PM
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Yauch
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or spears
Mar 6 2008 9:56PM
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Thomson.
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Guns.
Mar 6 2008 9:59PM
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ski_ENDUB
Posts: 2535 - Karma: 86
gats or forties, or both
Mar 6 2008 9:59PM
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troublemaker3
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 225
a sign that says gheyper
Mar 6 2008 10:00PM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161
grenades
Mar 6 2008 10:00PM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
oh i forgot little flags. Damn i might try that. Flags would be super steezy
Mar 6 2008 10:01PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
MARACAS!
Mar 6 2008 10:06PM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
haha, i also forgot hammers. If you did that enough, people would start calling you the hammer. Also if their was a loose nail sticking out of one of the rails, you could fix it. Hammers would be pretty cool
Mar 6 2008 10:16PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
A fifth of Five O'Clock in one hand and a 40 in the other to wash it down. Who says black people don't ski?
Mar 6 2008 10:21PM
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Microcosm
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hahaha, that was pretty funny/
Mar 6 2008 10:25PM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
dicks
Mar 6 2008 10:29PM
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Santa-Cruz
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you should hold some one else like a little bro or a miget
Mar 6 2008 10:34PM
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AptosFreeskier
Posts: 1240 - Karma: 17
Care-bear?

Mar 6 2008 10:35PM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7488 - Karma: 3,621
BEER
Mar 6 2008 10:38PM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
haha, and if you got yourself into trouble you could use them to save a bail or something, unless you get the worthless flopping fish, cause then your fucked
Mar 6 2008 10:44PM
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nwoody88
Posts: 126 - Karma: 14
hammer one is pretty funny escept your arms would get pretty tired..lol..
 umm the baguet one is pretty cool, if your emo try razorblades, or if you love your music try with speakers..

theres plenty of possibilities...
Mar 6 2008 10:46PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
one maraca and one tambourine............

then you can make music  while you  ski:)
Mar 6 2008 10:46PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
i disagree, this is progression haha.  exhaust pipes if you like cars.
Mar 6 2008 10:55PM
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Faggghkxd
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im gonna with an umbrella for more air time or, a pole vault thing, OR

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and last but not least

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Mar 6 2008 10:57PM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
i almost put that one in the original post haha
Mar 6 2008 11:02PM
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masta_LE3B
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squirt bottels so you can squirt people on the lifts as you flip and spin, or slushes, so when you do linkoln loops you can try and keep the slushy from spillin
Mar 6 2008 11:08PM
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bigolrig
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two fat black chicks.
Mar 7 2008 6:46AM
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zackblain
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yeah, hand grenades with the pins out so If you fall your dead.
Mar 7 2008 7:04AM
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Hairmetaler
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with pencil steeze hold pencils
Mar 7 2008 7:33AM
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Boodje.
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Mar 7 2008 7:48AM
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Rooddss
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crunk cups
Mar 7 2008 8:24AM
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Pklink04
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if you had the caveman steeze you should hold to cavewomen by the hair and drag them down the run with you
Mar 7 2008 9:09AM
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Treestman
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knives to shank gapers
Mar 7 2008 9:12AM
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bbtkd1
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carry dogs fo sho

Mar 7 2008 9:20AM
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Schoening
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Andrew Holson
Mar 7 2008 9:29AM
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abbazabba21
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haha shit i hope he doesnt find out where to buy one of those things
Mar 7 2008 10:14AM
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Pirruccio
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black people
Mar 7 2008 10:23AM
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ahmedthesailor
Posts: 314 - Karma: 38

U r really gay, go away you have no friends

Mar 7 2008 10:32AM
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NickMartini
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Mar 7 2008 10:36AM
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freestyler540
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Beer

Mar 7 2008 10:46AM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
I think the maracas are a pretty sweet idea, ditto with the hammer thing. When I was at High North (R.I.P) in '03 Pete Olenick had a broken wrist so he rode with a plastic samurai sword in that hand, that was pretty dope too.
Mar 7 2008 10:46AM
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Ryanvdonk
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swords! to cut down gapers and pesky people sitting in the landings.
Mar 7 2008 10:48AM
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raddar
Posts: 681 - Karma: 65
massive boombox like chad muska used to do
Mar 7 2008 10:54AM
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colin13
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haha ya i was just about to say this, just rock through the park with a boombox.
Mar 7 2008 11:51AM
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