Replying to Witch Drs. and their shit

on friday the other day, my brother was over his friends house and his friend had this distorted fucked up crocodile claw thats all dried up and yellow...its supposedly bad luck cursed by a witch doctor in africa... anywho, if u touch it, something bad will happen within your family....so my brother, being the dumbass that he is, touches it...that night, i fall down my stairs (i know, im really graceful) and break my foot...its the witch doctor, i know it